ATTACK REPORT:
On April 24th, 2025, four AIC-20 “Star Cruisers” emerged from warp and descended to low Earth orbit.
The Star Cruisers are unmarked and are requested to identify themselves to Earth shortly after exiting warp speed.
K0ARW - RADIO TRANSMISSION TRANSCRIPTION - APR 24, 2025
03:42:22: EARTH BASE TO AIC-20 SQUADRON. IDENT
03:42:35: EARTH BASE TO AIC-20 SQUADRON. IDENT IMMEDIATELY
RADIO JAMMING DETECTED! SHUTTING DOWN…
Two of the AIC-20s (GROUP A) remain at 2040 Kilometers above Earth to use radio jamming systems. K0ARW shuts down to avoid receiver damage, as the two others (GROUP B) descend into the atmosphere above Antarctica.
GROUP B descends at hypersonic speed until slowing to a stop, five miles north of the Graingy Aircraft Company facility.
GROUP B Each fires two hypersonic AP stealth missile systems at the Graingy facility.
Ten seconds later, the four missiles fired hit the main facility, causing major damage
The two AIC-20s in low Earth orbit lock on and fire MOAB-2 cruise missiles at the facility.
Five minutes later, two large explosions destroyed the facility
GROUP B ascends back to GROUP A.
The squadron forms back up, then warps out of the solar system.
@Ashdenpaw1 Some dipshit toddler straight from the book fair at school found a stool after mom brought them to get nuggies.
@Graingy
Excuse me?
@Ashdenpaw1 Right. And I'll be sure to tell you whether you whether you found the base, or had actually found the mythical third bathroom stall at McDonalds and were too distracted by a half mouldy chicken nugget to notice all the questionable black light stains on the ceiling.
@Graingy
Give me like a day or two
@Ashdenpaw1 I don't have the authority to grant such a request. Personally, I'd deny it, but again that ain't my call to make.
Go to the phase point base and request passage. You'll probably be denied, but it's your best bet.
Issue is you'd have to find that base.
People in the Tumour know where the outpost is, but the location of the base remains secret.
So, uh, yeah. Good luck.
@Graingy
Dunno..
Anyways can I visit the grainy facility :3
Why the hell wasn't I told.
Okay, NOW I learn that the Tumour is a functional intersection.
Thanks, boss, for never telling me that. Seemed pretty important, I dunno.
Idiot god.
Lake superior...
In the Tumour?
I-
Oh goddamnit.
@Graingy
Former kingdom of Aquathena, a kingdom which was destroyed by terrorists when I was at the age of 10. Some royal guards and even the royal tailor survived- that’s why I still have mah dress. The kingdom was located on the northern shore on the north east side of Lake Superior.
@Ashdenpaw1 I've been a rock as long as I've existed.
Princess of where?
@Graingy
Since you became a rock?
Well since I was born I mean I guess
I mean its me whos in the pfp
(Just OC)
Since when?
@Ashdenpaw1 News to me.
@Graingy
Yeah?
@Ashdenpaw1 You’re a princess?
@Graingy
Just like the president has political powers I guess
Yk, as a princess.
@Ashdenpaw1 I wouldn't bet on it, but that's not my call to make.
What do you mean "royal powers"?
@Graingy
I mean, I could try to get in as a company ally, I do have some political royal powers and whatnot
@Ashdenpaw1 Graingy HQ is on the Island of Soia. Which is in Universe-1.
Entities from the Tumour are scarcely allowed through into Universe-1 because, quite frankly, that place is a mess. There are exceptions, however those are virtually entirely limited to Graingy partners and employees (which are already rarely from outside of Universe-1), such as myself.
You could show up at the phase point outpost and request passing, but expect to be denied.
@Graingy
I meant visit the main graingy facility, and why wouldn't it allow me in???
@Ashdenpaw1 you can’t really “go to” Soia. It’s an organization, not a territory. There’s the Island of Soia, and the Planet-O-War Solar Mass, but neither are Soia.
Also, both would require crossing over from the Tumour. Which you most definitely would not be allowed to do.
@Graingy
Can I go to Soia
Indeed.
@Graingy
Guh-
Dragon