Today at Fax news, we have a report that famed entrepreneur/ businessman and celebrity Robot Openhammer is developing what is the "most dangerous" weapon known to man: a weapon that Albort Einstain knew was so deadly it could cause an extinction event: The Duke- I mean the Nuke (Dun Dun Duuuun!!) It could obliterate cities, erase organisms, rip reality to pieces (yes its a joke), and worst of all, if you survive, you will get this thing called R.A.D. disease (yes, because it is knockoff earth after all). R.A.D. stands for Radioactive Agony Disease. (It is the thrae equivalent of cancer.)
(Knockoff Earth) Breaking News: Openhammer denies allegations of developing a nuke.
1,239 Aeromax
8 days ago
Wait.. Fallout 4 reference
Can I have one….?
@DeeganWithABazooka Lol, sure. Then my bombings of Paris in For-Rants which will happen soon will be the bombings of Pear-is
I'm pretty sure Fox News didn't exist in the 1940s. I know that's what you based it off of. CNN Existed Tho lol
@B1BLancer I do think you meant: Jeff-Alter to Central Ah-Marry-Ka
@Aeromax Lol, very well then, thought. I might have had to move the Orchis from port in Gibraltar all the way to Central America.
@B1BLancer Sorry. No worries though, the Next in Co government's justice department and the supreme court of Next-in-Co is working on arresting Openhammer for violating the anti death threat law. He will serve 4 years on probation.
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What country are you? I might have to deal with this threat
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