Anyways, I've determined that if I can convince the Soian higher-ups that I need a statue of myself - made out of UD - I can use said statue to tear a hole in the universe.
Unfortunately the chunk of whatever I found some time ago (forum deleted for unclear reasons, uncool, Mods, uncool) was confiscated. As I suspected, it was UD. A very special piece of UD, might I add. Probably got added to some collection somewhere in Soia's stores. I dunno, they like collecting interesting and rare things.
Funny how the guy I'm attempting to gain contact with is one of those things.
Anyways, I need a statue. In UD. From Soia.
How does someone go about this?
@Randomplayer No.
And it needs to be made of UD. Ultra Dense.
Effectively the material of the gods.
You have a 3d printer? I can probably model up a statue of you