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Soian Survey: Star Dreadnought Names

23.5k Graingy  22 days ago

Yes, you read that right, SOIAN Survey.

In case you aren't aware, the Soia Empire is the owner of Graingy.
Graingy is basically their low-tech manufacturing division for their Economic Games (that is to say, purposefully limiting themselves to present a challenge because otherwise they're overpowered to the point of being boring).

I've been asked by my boss, U. Geminus, Graingy CEO and Soian leader, to put up a survey on this site in search of some good names for a few Dreadnoughts in the Soian Star Fleet (S.S.F.).

S.S.F. vessels stick mostly within one universe and exert predominant influence there. Most Dreadnoughts have a tapered Star Destroyer-esque shape with a much more built-up dorsal side.

Many have been stuck with only numbers for years now, and Bossman thinks it's getting a bit bothersome


We already have:

(Roughly in order of construction)
-Victorious
-Dominance
-Ultimatum
-Titan I class (The four individual ships could use names, though.)
-Titanora
-Citadel
-Golias
-Rodney
-Tinadoar
-The Tinasaurs (Three ships, named I-III)
-Gaiath
-Titan II
-Dogma class (Two virtually identical ships, again could use names)

Also taken:

-Codename: Contactor (Placorarcoran Empire - Nuisance organization that most of the S.S.F. spends its time containing and studying)
-Codename: Steamtrain (Placorarcoran Empire)
-Codename: Steamtrain Prototype (Placorarcoran Empire)
-Codename: Hefter (Placorarcoran Empire)
-Codename: Winder (Placorarcoran Empire, destroyed but still considered taken)
-Disintegrator (Rogue?)
-Codename: Splitter (PA-002 - Rival Superpower, biggest enemy of Soia)

Newly adopted:

-Warspite


To be adopted:

(Disclaimer: I have been told that, legally, none of these vessels are up for adoption in any way, shape, or form.)

(Glossary:
Building: Soian term describing how a component is constructed upwards.
Spanning: Soian term describing how much of the base hull is covered by a component, such as the superstructure.
Leveled: Soian term for the different layers of a ship, usually 2.5km each on a S.S.F. Dreadnought. The base hull is the largest such layer by area.
Nose Bridge: Part of a ship just before the nose, typically square and painted a single colour.
Hybrid Engines: Uses both calm-burning "vent" engines and more violently burning "blast" engines as part of the primary propulsion.
)

List:
(In no particular order)

-(Assigned name: S.S.S Warspite) 40km long, 30km wide bright blue hulled mid-size battleship Dreadnought with large superstructure. It's painted in a manner like how the older ships were. If it were purple it'd sport the Soian colours, with that orange belt on the superstructure...

-70km long, 80km wide grey hulled armed mobile base with greatly-spanning slowly-building superstructure. Orange highlighted regions, not my paygrade to know if they designate anything. It has an on-board amusement park, or so I hear.

-45km long, 20km wide grey hulled compact Supercarrier with smoothly sloping superstructure and prominent side plains (platforms). The superstructure sure is orange. The superstructure topside and the hanger port underneath gives it a back-heavy appearance, since the front half is thin to the point of being nicknamed "The Wafer".

-35km long, 30km wide almost entirely grey bombardment Dreadnought with blocky-building superstructure and more rounded hull taper. The underside cannons are painted red as if to signify "danger". The engines are also, oddly, arranged in a square, giving its whole wall-like stern a very peculiar aura.

-60km long, 40km wide almost entirely grey heavy fleet Dreadnought with tall gradually-building sleek-leveled superstructure. Its hybrid engines are actually rather pretty, and its largely colourless except for the red region on the bridge of its nose. The red half-pyramid bridge tower hides its fleet shield, which in turn has supposedly given it the rather odd nickname of "Bell".

-45km long, 40km wide almost entirely grey medium artillery Dreadnought with vastly-spanning superstructure possessing a frontally ramped apex. Its hybrid engines are also quite peculiar and frame themselves nicely. It seems to trade having a nose bridge, with the nose taking the red colouration, for its massive topside turret. Strangely, people often seem to forget it's bigger than the blue one...


If you have any ideas for a good name, throw them our way.
If you want more details on a given ship to help ideation feel free to ask.
Otherwise, any contribution is appreciated as we hunt for good titles to fit each and every one of these incredible vessels.

In the name of the Soian Empire, we thank you for your time.

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    23.5k Graingy

    @DatFiat126Guy19 Hm. Well, keep me posted. I haven't noticed personally but I'd love to be up to date.

    18 days ago
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    @Graingy somewhat.

    18 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy yea probably

    +1 18 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @DatFiat126Guy19 Has there been an uptick?
    I haven't noticed.
    Anyhow, I kinda already did, though it was aimed at severe trespasses of site rules (i.e. the troll who spammed hardcore porn)

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii I am greatly confused by that wording and maybe that's for the best.

    +1 19 days ago
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    @Graingy slightly off-topic but, i'd love if you made a graingy psa about how to ignore annoying trolls and how to deal with them.

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy yeah, someone said "that's not her leg..." and also "that's her third leg" and also "that's to help her run faster" god it's just a layer of distasteful, especially because I've seen the actual picture(cause I'm curious if it actually was 100% suggestive and I wanna confirm it) and boy, what regret, it's not really that bad(to me, I wouldn't wish that on any normal person) but more so like now I can't unsee what it is, eugh

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy
    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy no one would know it had it not been out of your curiousity.. and that time that hesher set one up for hisher pfp, eugh.
    how such a neat coincidence XD

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Me too.
    I have things to do, but instead I'm reading all the lore I missed.
    Also I feel strangely honoured to be the one to unveil some of their unsavoury off-site activities (and not to an encouraging audience).
    Read that as I reached the... what's the word? The loudest part of the movie ost I'm listening to lol
    funny timing

    +1 19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    I'm sleep deprived

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy oh shush

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii pfft lmao

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy wait wrong one

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii As response to another comment section?

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Oh
    I don't
    what it like?

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Speedhunter sus

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    free kneecaps

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy mine

    19 days ago
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    33.8k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Neh, I live in the ocean basically

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Saw the ocean for the first time, eh?

    +1 19 days ago
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    33.8k Speedhunter

    @Monarchii Uhhhh, It was Blue

    19 days ago
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    23.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii tweet tweet
    into the mines

    19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Speedhunter you vented

    +1 19 days ago
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    51.0k Monarchii

    @Graingy yum, food for the... cat... crows... goose... c.. canary?? hm.

    19 days ago
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