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Dihydrogen Monoxide

5,249 EnglishGarden  one month ago

Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Dihydrogen monoxide poisoning can causing: lung failure, nausea, vomiting, unsafe amount of electrolytes in the body

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    @BeastHunter it's all fun and games until the vial breaks and fungus starts growing

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    49.6k BeastHunter

    I love this stuff, when mixed with a little salt it can corrode things over time and it is nearly undetectable when mixed with water. It also can be used to freeze things if you cool it below 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

    one month ago
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    AND THEY EVEN PUT IT IN OUR TAP WATER, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

    one month ago
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    @Graingy my pet goldfish died because of dihydrogen monoxide poisoning

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    22.2k Graingy

    Very original joke totally never heard this one before

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    @Aano78 bro I don't know what your talking about, this is a very serious matter

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    3,213 Aano78

    Water moment

    +2 one month ago