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Snowstone Gazette (24 Sep 2023)

8,466 SamuelJamesCastor  8 months ago

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Unidentified stealth bombers spotted over Snowstone's airspace

While in the process of reorganising the SNC this morning, Chief Superintendent Alice Munnte held a press conference after Avalanche ATC noticed stealth bombers on its radar.
6 planes were spotted flying above government buildings, when air traffic controllers were busy contacting the pilots asking about their reasons.

ATC: Snowstone Avalanche Control Tower, explain your intentions.
[radio static intensifies]
ATC: Hello, are you there?
UNKNOWN SIGNAL: Whatever you do...[beeping noises]...take...[beeping noises]...for revenge

Residents did their best to assist our search for prime suspects. The list of suspects will be strictly confidential, and will be sent to the Special Branch.

950 businesses shut down for questionable practices

Officials from the Ministry of Business and Trade raided 950 offices and seized Sn400,000,000,000 worth of equipment, with charges ranging from tax fraud to reports of abuse of employees.
As MBT officers jumped off from helicopters to rooftops, employers were left stunned as reservists seconded from the SNC were activating fog machines. Security guards from the first 16 companies were resisting first, but then the rest of the employers have seen their guards betray them.
Gruppe Sechs guards were given reserve constable armbands and ad hoc training about police equipment.
As of now, so many employers, CEOs, and directors were arrested, temporary prisons were being built. This serves as a lesson to businesses who commit questionable deeds, because everyone knows money can't buy you freedom from prison (Snowstone has no bail).

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    Pretty sure it’s not us! Thought sorry for the trouble.
    -Krakabloan ambassador

    8 months ago
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    @SamuelJamesCastor

    If Stuff's Happening, Then Im Scared That Ww3 Might Happen... I Hope Pfister's Loyalist Is No Longer Here Though, Those Jackasses Causes Nothing But Trouble Everywhere!

    - Wright Isles Tourists

    8 months ago
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    @DatMaluchGuy19

    Snowstone has gone through lots of bad stuff, sadly. Things are starting to get out of hand.

    -Commissioner of the SNC

    +1 8 months ago
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    @SamuelJamesCastor

    Well... This Is Concerning...

    -random tourists from skypark

    8 months ago
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    @Dracul0Anderson Could be someone else.

    8 months ago
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    @SamuelJamesCastor
    And just what are you implying?

    8 months ago
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    @Dracul0Anderson I think I know who did... the Skalders... they have to...

    8 months ago
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    @Dracul0Anderson

    Pretty sure it's not us Snowstoners! We know our own stuff!

    -random detective sergeant

    8 months ago
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    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
    I had nothing to do with the bombers. Skypark denies any responsibility for those bombers. None whatsoever.

    8 months ago
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    8 months ago
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