"Breaking News: Player Successfully Lands Paper Airplane on Virtual Mars in SimplePlanes."
"Exclusive: SimplePlanes Update Introduces Flying Rubber Duck as a Playable Aircraft."
"Bizarre Crash Alert: Virtual Airplane Turns Into Giant Banana Mid-Flight in SimplePlanes."
"Breaking: New SimplePlanes Mod Allows Players to Fly with Wings Made of Pizza Slices."
"Unusual Competition: SimplePlanes Pilots Vie for the 'Most Creative Aircraft Design Using Bubble Gum' Award."
"Breaking: SimplePlanes Developer Announces Collaboration with NASA to Simulate Spacecraft Design Challenges."
"Strange Phenomenon: SimplePlanes Community Discovers Hidden Unicorn Aircraft That Shoots Rainbow Missiles."
"Breaking News: Virtual Air Traffic Jam Caused by a Group of Rogue Paper Airplanes in SimplePlanes."
"Unexpected Twist: SimplePlanes Adds Time-Traveling Aircraft, Allowing Players to Explore Historical Events."
"Breaking: SimplePlanes Player Sets New World Record for Longest In-Game Flight, Circumnavigating the Virtual Globe 10 Times."
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12.1k FomahaultCoredemshau
one year ago
Number 9 is something that should not be added ngl
Bro I’m dying reading this.
@TheTomatoLover i mean... The paper airplanes thing and the duck thing is also in the sp site too, not to mention mars too.
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 bruh number four, the Hawaiian pizza UFO lmao
This shid is kinda accurate Lol 😂