Newscaster 1: "The aircraft shown seems to be unmanned, and is thought to be a high-speed tactical recon aircraft. The photographer that took the picture is unknown; federal police investigations on the said photographer are underway."

Newscaster 2: "President Jolhm addressed the accusations of producing a high -speed recon aircraft after the picture was taken."

Cut to president

"The aircraft displayed in the photograph is a non-combat aircraft; The aircraft is a proof of concept and experimental vehicle made to explore and study high-speed flight. I will not confirm or deny that the aircraft can be fitted with weaponry, however."

Cut back to Newscaster 1

Newscaster 1: "On other news, Malmart customers are finding pieces of plastic in their food. Shortly more after this ad-break...."

T FOR TAG!!!