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The Stuntpark Times, January 11th, 2021

140 RepublicOfStuntpark  3 months ago

Welcome to the Stuntpark Times, the Republic of Stuntpark's first and only newspaper.


Radiation Crisis Info:
-Cleanup Progress: 77% complete
-Total Square Miles of Area Affected: 511
-Total Number of Radiation Sickness Victims: 2590+


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SAF AIRCRAFT ARE DISAPPEARING AMIDST THE RADIATION CRISIS
While it's no surprise that the ongoing Radiation Crisis is causing quite a bit of trouble to the government and military, a recent data leak shows that the military, SAF in particular, is in more trouble than previously thought. Yesterday, a user, who's name we will leave anonymous, leaked a few SAF Aircraft and Munitions inventory files online. The files show that several aircraft are missing from SAF warehouses, including but not limited to; 2 B-52s, 4 Peregrine Air to Air Missiles, 4-5 unpayloaded heavy Air to Ground Missiles, and 200 lbs worth of explosive materials. A picture of the missing B-52s appearance is below.

LAWLESSNESS HAS BROKEN OUT ON REPUBLIC ISLAND
After the Nuclear Strike, Republic Island became pretty empty. Now that the radiation has somewhat died down, brave (or stupid) people are beginning to claim land of their own on the island. Attempts to quell any banditry and similar activities have not been launched, due to the government spending most of their resources on the ongoing Radiation Cleanup Operation. Radiation levels may have died down, but it ia still well above healthy limits. It is highly recommended that you stay in a safe area until the government deems it safe for civilians to come out.

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    18.4k NexusGaming

    @RepublicOfStuntpark oh crap, looks like we'll have to send in a fleet of ships and helicopters for 24/7 armed recon

    2 months ago
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    Most of the stolen military items have been going to them.

    2 months ago
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    @NexusGaming It's not vandals, it's more like a full on armed rebellion

    2 months ago
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    18.4k NexusGaming

    @RepublicOfStuntpark Please elaborate. If it's those crazy goons trying to vandalize them, we'll send some soldiers to guard 'em

    2 months ago
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    We are having a little... Schism right now

    2 months ago
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    @NexusGaming You might want to hold off on sending those reactors.

    2 months ago
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    1,005 Timothius

    my empire would die, and I don't to be in a war unless I am defending my Empire
    @NexusGaming

    2 months ago
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    18.4k NexusGaming
    2 months ago
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    1,005 Timothius

    I would be 100% destroyed with anyone with more than about 400-500 points
    @NexusGaming

    2 months ago
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    18.4k NexusGaming

    @Claudius so do we, and we have some secret weapons

    2 months ago
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    1,005 Timothius

    I have some good planes for a war
    @NexusGaming
    @RepublicOfStuntpark

    2 months ago
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    18.4k NexusGaming

    @RepublicOfStuntpark We've just developed a radiation reactor that uses ambient radiation and turns it into power. It consumes the radiation in the process, therefore also functioning as an useful tool to clean up radiation. We've sent some NH-880s with some of them, they should get there soon. The only problem is that they need a continuous supply of water, but since Stuntpark is an island that should be easy to take care of. (it can use ocean water, but according to some calculations the reactors would need a little bit more maintenance if using salt water, but we'll take care of that)

    In addition it seems that @TJ2Ryan wants to attack you, so we'll take care of that in the meanwhile

    2 months ago
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    1,005 Timothius

    military take over of the Republic!

    3 months ago
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    It's generally known that aid is being received by Snowstone among other countries, but I will make a headline about our steadily increasing relations

    3 months ago
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    18.4k NexusGaming

    Where is the headline saying that we're helping clean up?

    3 months ago