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When the DM tries to introduce the new character (D&D joke)

3,126 ArcturusAerospace  4.1 years ago

An elf, a gnome, and a tiefling walk into a bar...

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    @asteroidbook345
    I made my fighter start a fight with an old half-naked guy.

    4.1 years ago
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    @asteroidbook345
    No! Not the bards! Not the crazy half-elf singers who try to f@#$ everything!

    4.1 years ago
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    @asteroidbook345
    No bards

    4.1 years ago
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    @asteroidbook345
    No wizards, warlocks, or paladins, still managed to get 4 though. When my fighter gets to 3rd level it'll be 5 out of 7 :)

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    @asteroidbook345
    At least 4 of the 7 players are squishy spellcasters.

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    @asteroidbook345
    Ah. I see. the seductive bard.
    This also relates to the D&D session I'm playing with some friends today. Our party of seven doesn't even have a single human.

    4.1 years ago