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  • Little Bugger in glass ball 8 months ago

    help him.

    +11
  • Starline Industries Gryphon 6 months ago

    A Basic comparision

    Girl Friend:-
    *Needs a partner
    *Accompanies you
    *Needs Protection
    *Can give you emotional support
    *Might be only using you
    *Breaks Up from You after sometime
    This plane:-
    *Has a pilot
    *Makes you feel like god
    *Has Tons of Missiles
    *Has countermeasures to protect you from missiles
    *94% Dogfight efficiency
    *Stays with you untill Almighty's call (until you kamikaze and go to heaven.)

    +7
  • X99STRIKER's tombstone 8 months ago

    RIP

    +6
  • Little Bugger 9 months ago

    I am the 1st android player to test this car.

    +6
  • Creeper 1.2 years ago

    @Destroyerz117 Creeper aw man

    So way back in the mine
    Got our pickaxe swingin' from side to side (side to side)
    This task a grueling one
    Hope to find some diamonds tonight (night, night)
    Diamonds tonight
    Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
    Total shock fills your body
    Oh no it's you again
    I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
    Cause baby tonight
    You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
    And run, run
    Until it's done, done
    Until the sun comes up in the morn'
    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)

    Just when you think you're safe
    Overhearsome hissing from right behind (right behind)
    That's a nice life you have
    Shame it's got to end at this time, time, time, time
    Blows up, and your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up
    Get inside don't be tardy
    So now you're stuck in there
    Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die

    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
    Cause baby tonight
    You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
    And run, run
    Until it's done, done
    Until the sun comes up in the morn'
    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)

    Creepers, ya mine, haha
    Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
    Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro
    The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
    Ha, training in your room under the torch light
    Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
    Every single day in the whole night
    Creeper's out prowlin', (Whoo), alright
    Look at me, look at you
    Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
    I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
    And my blade's gonna tear through you
    Bring it

    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
    (Get your stuff, yea let's take back the world, haha)
    Cause baby tonight
    You grab your sword, armor and go (it's on)
    Take your revenge (woo)
    So fight, fight
    Like it's the last, last
    Night of your life, life show them your bite (woo)

    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
    Cause baby tonight
    You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
    And run, run
    Until it's done, done
    Until the sun comes up in the morn'
    Cause baby tonight
    The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (woo)

    Creeper aw man he just ate some ramen

    +6
  • Bell P-63F Kingcobra - 43-11719 12 days ago

    RIP
    for those 6

    +5
  • Credits, unlisted and plagiarism. 3 months ago

    This is just one point.
    There are many rules to be honestly followed by the players.

    +5
  • Simple PPZh-30 SMG 5 months ago

    "Do guns kill people? This one definitely does!"

    +5
  • Andrew 10 months ago

    Aawww! He is so cute!

    +5
  • I lied about my entire existence 10 months ago

    Bruh no one pays attention to me now even though i am gold i am being treated like bronze guy.

    +5
  • Stupidity Challenge [CLOSED] 11 months ago

    Let me try to be stupid.
    I will participate.

    +5
  • S.W.A.T Shield one year ago

    @X99STRIKER I live in asia and i don't celebrate thanksgiving but thanks and same to you.
    "Have a nice day"

    A Reality based meme, which just came in my mind.

    "It's Night in Central Asia, So i must have nice night!"

    +5
  • Savoia-Marchetti SM.79 Sparviero 1.1 years ago

    Noice⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹!

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    +5
  • Downloading Crafts in SPVR 1.3 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison Pls make sp ytubers popular and pls add a function that parts dont just blow up but get disconnected and pls add view below the sea level i cant see in my version.And pls also fix random rolling due to parts getting stuck inside each other with rotaters and hinge rotarers.

    +5
  • Ideas for simpleplanes one month ago

    1. Its useless because hardly any tree is present in the map for being burned, the trees are stronger that whole SP military and cant catch fire.
    2. Its a useless idea because hardly anyone builds such things
    3. Are you SuS? The weathers exist in SP except snow.
    4. if the game offered tutorial for everything, why would anyone spend long time playing and trying to discover features. The game would become boring. You can check some tutorials like there's a website for funky trees.
    5. 100+ airports but no cities, BRUH!. I think we can have a small airport with a very short runway and some helipads with a town or harbour on one of the small useless islands because they are only used for discovering places like Maywar

    +4
  • CHENGDU J20 2 months ago

    www.simpleplanes.com says

    You have already spotlighted the maximum number of airplanes today. Wait untill tomorrow and try again.

    +4
  • F/A XX - CONCEPT 3 months ago

    @YouSuckDeezNutz
    Dear sussy cringe kiddo,
    You might not know but the talent put in this worths much more than your potato mobile games. Don't think its just a plane made in a day. The calculation needed for making this is painstaking, look at the fuselage, its impossible for 99% of sp players to make it and also its very hard to find blueprint of 6th generation fighter jets. This has got 179 upvotes but this deserves more than 350. If a person is able to make this, then it will surely have more than 5k parts. It would be nice if you can appreciate work of Otana and if you can't, please stop sending hateful comments and shut up.
    Now think again who is garbage, this aircraft or your thoughts?

    +4
  • Now accepting moderator applications 5 months ago

    I am online for hours, know the site well, good at identifing auto-crefit removed aircrafts, have good english but i join debate instead of solving it.

    +4
  • PRT-02GNHW MONROE 6 months ago

    @c144538707 You can't use abusive language here

    +4
  • A Paper Plane 6 months ago

    Hey i know this one! This is the legendary Dart.

    +4
  • Landing Requests 6 months ago

    Did you get 80% of your brain nuerons whipped off?

    +4
  • Landing on Brown Pearl 6 months ago

    Wait did that thing even exist on mobile?

    +4
  • Marriage 7 months ago

    T
    Tag me in the maraige LOL.

    +4
  • Sea Forever 7 months ago

    ...

    +4
  • A-7 Corsair 8 months ago

    It looks Ugly IDK why you choose to build this.

    +4
  • Jundrorian 8 months ago

    *Bad Laugh

    +4
  • F-14 Tomcat 10 months ago

    My favourite cartoon TV show when i was a kid.

    +4
  • 30,000 PART CREATION 10 months ago

    @ChamDel7 Do you really think this is for downloading.

    +4
  • Naval Mine 10 months ago

    "Turn the cruiser full right!"

    +4
  • What should i build? yesterday

    @X99STRIKER i feel hungry now

    +3
  • F-117 (25Parts) 4 days ago

    WTF!
    How?

    +3
  • [OPEN]Drone Kamikaze Challenge 9 days ago

    Please make sure to remove political comments of nuts.

    +3
  • Spoil your builds challenge results 10 days ago

    Thanks to my friend @MrCOPTY for helping me with the results

    +3
  • Bentley Continental GT Speed 2022 10 days ago

    @Bo1233 no
    Its called complex planes, vehicles and other sussy things now

    +3
  • Sukhoi Su-33 12 days ago

    Added to favourita!

    +3
  • Sukhoi Su-33 12 days ago

    @R4FABR

    Spotlighta!

    +3
  • Something, I guess. 20 days ago

    @Gen no i think F 35 and YF 23

    +3
  • Pigpen one month ago

    Whats new?

    +3
  • GR-NS 01 Sneep one month ago

    r u alive?

    +3
  • Thy issue needs to be resolved [FORUM BOTS] one month ago

    Wait! Ads in SP?

    +3
  • F-35A Lightning ll 2 months ago

    VTOL?

    +3
  • Chance Vought F4U Corsair 2 months ago

    The right wing...

    +3
  • Su-25A 4 months ago

    Frogfoot

    +3
  • T-E-A-S-E-R 4 months ago

    T

    +3
  • 5th Generation Fighter Challenge 4 months ago

    Congrats on plat!

    +3
  • SDS Aerial Mine 5 months ago

    @Tsuchiisan Jundroo should add a new tag 'Simplified' you can use it for ASAP projects.

    +3
  • 666 lbs????? 5 months ago

    Why do people use flight computer if they can disable camera in normal cockpit?

    +3
  • SPR "walker" 5 months ago

    Oh you forgot to put a V in SPR

    +3
  • Floppa Cube 5 months ago

    Hecker

    +3
  • NO WAY 6 months ago

    Imagine Andrew singing rick roll
    "Do you want to see it?"

    +3