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Hello there!

Howdy hey, I’m Cabbage. I am a cadet officer in the Civil Air Patrol and am attending college for professional flight. I am currently a private pilot working on my instrument rating who plans to fly as a career, and I have already flown and soloed in powered aircraft and gliders. I also plan to take the NREMT and get my state EMT license in about two years. I like to sketch, play games, and procrastinate on schoolwork. I’m into history (regarding aviation), urban planning, firearms theory and gun safety, first aid for severe trauma, and law enforcement. I’m here to build planes and have fun.

My SimplePlanes portfolio mainly includes emergency vehicles, meme posts, and fictional Cold-War era inspired tactical aircraft. I also am somewhat proficient in modeling aircraft, airsoft gun modifications and attachments, and random contraptions for 3D printing. I have a vast amount of unlisted builds and projects. I don’t really specialize in anything or strive to maintain a consistent style, quality, or quantity, I just kinda go with the flow whenever I get motivation to build.

If you need help with anything, just message me.

Please direct questions, comments, concerns, feedback, hate mail, and death threats to my office (SP Link)

Build schedule: Non-existent
I only build/post when I get motivation. I do not control the hyper-fixation.

KISS:
Keep It Simple Stupid
-Kelly Johnson

Random About Me:

Some aircraft I love: F-117, AH-64D, F-3, XF-90 F-104, MiG-21, RC-135, OH-58, XFV-12, F-20, SGS-233, and early 707s with them smokey engines and water injection, and just about anything that Kelly Johnson and mah boi Ben Rich were involved in.

Some aircraft I hate: mostly anything made by Burt Rutan, stealth F-14 concepts, Sea Vixen

Currently in love with: OH-58

Things I like: ice cream, sketching, anti-shipping, electronic warfare, boundary layer control systems,

Things I dislike: styrofoam, the state of Arkansas, France, asymmetry,

I always read your comments on my posts, but I may not respond to them or react to them. Some of my comments are joking, sarcastic, or referencing obscure stories or jokes, but I do not intend to be mean or derogatory.

The best nap I ever had was on the concrete floor of a quonset hut at the US Army Disney training center in Artemus, KY.

First powered solo on Thursday, June 22nd, 2023, in a C172R.

aka Professor Wisconsin according to TheTomatoLover

I have 45+ pages of unlisted posts (very normal)

I have accidentally taken a short shower in 100LL Blue Aviation Gas.

Dude, I wanted to learn to fly, but apparently to be a pilot you also have to become a doctor, lawyer, meteorologist, psychologist, and mechanic at the same time.

I’d be way past ATP minimums if Wii Sports Resort flying hours counted

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COLOR THE NAV LIGHTS CORRECTLY
AND GIVE AIR BREATHING ENGINES A FRICKING INTAKE

According to the Lando Furry Scale, I am not a furry.

Projects:

WIP and plan to publish:
- Py's Glock-19 gen3, Remington 870
- X-295 (need empennage, wing re-work, general details)
- VR OA-16B/NA Shadowbringer with WSO (Julep)
- Lafayette County EMS Ram ambulance

Requests:
- WSO
- Alphonse A-22 (90%)
- Publish the ATC X-258
- CAP Huey (90%)
- Lucy spacecraft

Planned/Prospective:
- Catgirl WSO (planomnomnom special)
- Catgirl (forklift certified)
- Berkeley County Public Works AS350 with 2.75in rockets
- b4VL “Ellie-O” Unmarked Chevrolet Traverse
- Finnish Fast Action Response Team vehicle
- Lifted CSP unmarked Ford Interceptor Utility
- Shelf Defense (lego functions)
- NCSP Wasp
- late challenge entries (like years late)
- 3d printable 4/5 scale Aim-9L
- simple(ish) EW/ECM imitating mechanical system
- Anti on skateboard?????
- Kelly’s circus baby: the P-80 Shooting Star
- F-14 with WSO for CelestialAeronautics

Pictures:
(clickable)