29.2k Typhoon03 Comments

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.7 years ago

    Upvote this! We need to have a 1000 upvote champion to worship and sacrifice white-level users to!!!

    +13
  • "Tank" 1.7 years ago

    @Strikefighter04
    Taliban heavy bomber = man in hang-glider with some big rocks.

    +12
  • Im pretty sure they just stole this from simpleplanes... 6 months ago

    My thinking is that someone searched up pictures for the drones on Google, and picked those pics simply because they were good side-views, without realising that they were from SP and weren't actual images of the real aircraft.
    That channel has a reputation for shoddy work, blatant factual errors and misunderstanding the simplest concepts.
    Edit - I've flagged it, and I now hate that channel even more.

    +11
  • Don't screw with the SP community 1.7 years ago

    We are the champions!!!
    When the SP community come together we are unstoppable.

    +10
  • Daredevil 1.9 years ago

    The devs made a tournament!!!
    ...faints...

    +10
  • How do you block eternal darkness 2 months ago

    He is a moderator. If he is removing your comments, he will have a justification.

    +8
  • Im back, guys! 1.6 years ago

    You lasted eight hours! Well done!
    Your parents are worried...

    +8
  • SimpleVirus one year ago

    You can predict the future.

    +7
  • B17 Crash in Connecticut, US 1.6 years ago

    When it comes to a duel between the ground and aviation the ground is yet to lose.

    +7
  • Palace of Westminster 1.6 years ago

    BREXIT

    +7
  • "Tank" 1.7 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 Their air force is two squadrons of flying carpets.

    +7
  • Emerald Sword 1.8 years ago

    @SuperSabre1945 Again! Read the rules!

    +7
  • When you try and attempt paneling in real life 1.9 years ago

    It's a real plane that's been built by either a drunken bronze user or me.

    +7
  • SP keeps crashing unexpectedly 9 months ago

    If you have the "Upload with screenshot" mod, then disable it. It causes crashes.

    +6
  • Music Today VS Old Music Rant 11 months ago

    I simply am unable to understand what modern singers are actually saying when they sing. It just sounds like garbled noises to me.
    I'm able to pick out the odd word, but that is all.

    +6
  • New Moderator 1.1 years ago

    Please don't ban me for being overage.

    +6
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 1.2 years ago

    I just accidentally ghost-tagged a moderator! Run for my life!

    +6
  • Happy Valentine’s Day! 1.2 years ago

    To celebrate I will:
    1. Watch a film.
    2. Cook a meal for two.
    3. Regret eating two meals.
    4. Go to bed.

    +6
  • Antonov An-225 1.5 years ago

    "Here comes the vodka-burner..."

    +6
  • Hello I'm new here 1.8 years ago

    Probably best if you learn the hierarchy round here. This is a general rule, although there are always exceptions.
    .
    White (0-100 points): These users are the most inexperienced. Don't take advice from them, they usually don't know what they're talking about.
    Build Skill: Very poor
    .
    Bronze (101-1000 points): Although these user are more experienced that the whites they are still less knowledgeable than the higher ranks. Take their advice as a pinch of salt.
    Build Skill: Poor
    .
    Silver (1001-4999 points): These users are experienced on the site and build nice aircraft. Take their advice, but some with low silver rank may fit into the bronze category in all but points.
    Build Skill: Good
    .
    Gold (5000-24.9K points): Highly experienced users here! Feel free to ask for advice. They turn our high quality builds and are very experienced on the site.
    Build Skill: Very Good
    .
    Platinum (25K-?): These are the most experienced users. Anything they say is usually right.
    Build Skill: Exceptional
    .
    MOD (any level): These are the site moderators. They are always polite, very experienced and happy to help. Be careful though - it's their job to remove rude or "copycat" aircraft and forums and remove inappropriate content. They can also ban you.
    Build Skill: Exceptional
    .
    DEV (any level): These are the game developers. They will help you, if they have time. It's rare to see them post a plane and you only normally see them during updates, sales and tournaments.
    Build Skill: Often Poor, sometimes Good

    +6
  • McDonnell Av-8B Harrier... 9 months ago

    Look at that parade of butter-coloured upvoters!

    +5
  • When ya get banned 10 months ago

    No, you're not. If you were banned you wouldn't be able to post this.

    +5
  • Children's tales of the community (simple planes) 11 months ago

    I am a ghost floating about the castle licking the chocolate off all the Maltesers.

    +5
  • Do you ever feel bad for the ship builders? one year ago

    I do feel sorry for them.
    I myself am not a ship builder, but I often extensively modify them for my own purposes. I have only built two ships completely on my own.

    +5
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 1.2 years ago

    @Balatu
    Your existence annoys me.

    +5
  • Shahed 285 (1.9 update) 1.2 years ago

    It's twice as heavy as the actual helicopter! Goes to show the poor quality of the Iranian aerospace industry.

    +5
  • Galleon Ship 1.4 years ago

    "Ye have made a grave mistake!"

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.7 years ago

    "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!"

    +5
  • Happy Birthday to Me! 1.7 years ago

    But your account is 3.1 years old...
    You were once an under-age user!

    +5
  • Advanced Destroyer-Whisper 1.7 years ago

    @Linethesmarty
    That comment is pretty much unreadable. Could you post it again, this time with decent grammar?
    No offence meant, just pointing it out.

    +5
  • Creations Based On GIFS 1.9 years ago

    WHO ON EARTH PERFORMS SURGERY ON A GRAPE?

    +5
  • Convair B-36D Peacemaker (push to platinum) 11 months ago

    Two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking and two more unaccounted for.

    +4
  • No copy please 1.1 years ago

    Link to copied post?

    +4
  • Possible feaure 1.2 years ago

    This you can already do using XML.

    +4
  • IKEA Semi Teaser! 1.4 years ago

    Things that Sweden produces:

    ~ Volvos.
    ~ Kogensssksjdavs.
    ~ SAAB cars.
    ~ SAAB Gripens.
    ~ SAAB Viggens.
    ~ SAAB Drakens.
    ~ Reindeer and similar deer.
    ~ IKEA furniture!!!

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.7 years ago

    The milestone has been reached!!!!!

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.7 years ago

    All the multiplayer users should fly this in a big formation fly-past once it reaches 1000 upvotes. Someone can film it and post it to the site.

    +4
  • Covetous XII 1.7 years ago

    Being: Two builds, two features.
    Typhoon: Over 100 builds, zero features.

    +4
  • Tea-34 1.8 years ago

    This is an insult! We drink coffee as well.

    +4
  • A-10 Flying saucer 1.8 years ago

    This is how the GAU-8 Avenger came to Earth!

    +4
  • Playing SP on the TV! 1.8 years ago

    Now play it on a cinema screen.

    +4
  • MCS Null (OPV-0) 1.8 years ago

    @Linethesmarty
    How old are you?
    Your insults sound like those that my 8 year old brother would come out with.

    +4
  • Stealth B2 1.8 years ago

    The humble beginnings of the SP super-god...

    +4
  • Human stupidity amuses me. 1.8 years ago

    By commercial I assume he means airliner.
    .
    By airliner I assume he means the most common, the 737.
    .
    By 737 I assume he means 737 MAX.
    .
    By 737 MAX I assume he means massive fireball that kills everyone on board.
    .
    This means he's right.

    +4
  • Handley Page Victor B.Mk.2 1.8 years ago

    Tang0five: "Handley-Page Victor"
    Typhoon: ...purrs and makes small mewing noises...

    +4
  • How do I make fictional planes popular? 2.0 years ago

    Do a development and operational history for it, do teasers and make it look like it could be a real aircraft. Also have lots of detail.

    +4
  • Im pretty sure they just stole this from simpleplanes... 6 months ago

    @Horsepower
    Watch more of their videos, it is clear they have no clue what they are talking about.

    +3
  • Does this sound threatening? 9 months ago

    @Default1
    Your level is white. After white comes bronze, then silver, then gold, and then platinum.

    +3