37.2k Typhoon03 Comments

  • It's been a good ride. 2.0 years ago

    I am, on behalf of the Sri Lankan Ministry of Dragons, pleased to welcome Mr Garrison to the Komodo Conservation and Education Institute to assist us further in our efforts to domesticate komodo dragons and educate them in the art of Shakespearian theatre.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    Upvote this! We need to have a 1000 upvote champion to worship and sacrifice white-level users to!!!

    +17
  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 2.7 years ago

    Well that was unexpected.

    +15
  • Need a mod to fix this 2.5 years ago

    @wurenya The build is apolitical, it's just for fun. Leave it be.

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  • "Tank" 4.7 years ago

    @Strikefighter04
    Taliban heavy bomber = man in hang-glider with some big rocks.

    +13
  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 2.7 years ago

    No sarcasm, btw, just to be clear

    +12
  • youtube thumbnails using SP pictures... 3.5 years ago

    My thinking is that someone searched up pictures for the drones on Google, and picked those pics simply because they were good side-views, without realising that they were from SP and weren't actual images of the real aircraft.
    That channel has a reputation for shoddy work, blatant factual errors and misunderstanding the simplest concepts.
    Edit - I've flagged it, and I now hate that channel even more.

    +12
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 4.1 years ago

    I just accidentally ghost-tagged a moderator! Run for my life!

    +10
  • Don't screw with the SP community 4.7 years ago

    We are the champions!!!
    When the SP community come together we are unstoppable.

    +10
  • Daredevil 4.8 years ago

    The devs made a tournament!!!
    ...faints...

    +10
  • How do you block eternal darkness 3.2 years ago

    He is a moderator. If he is removing your comments, he will have a justification.

    +8
  • SimpleVirus 4.0 years ago

    You can predict the future.

    +8
  • B17 Crash in Connecticut, US 4.5 years ago

    When it comes to a duel between the ground and aviation the ground is yet to lose.

    +8
  • Palace of Westminster 4.6 years ago

    BREXIT

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  • McDonnell Av-8B Harrier... 3.8 years ago

    Look at that parade of butter-coloured upvoters!

    +7
  • Music Today VS Old Music Rant 3.9 years ago

    I simply am unable to understand what modern singers are actually saying when they sing. It just sounds like garbled noises to me.
    I'm able to pick out the odd word, but that is all.

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  • "Tank" 4.7 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 Their air force is two squadrons of flying carpets.

    +7
  • Emerald Sword 4.7 years ago

    @SuperSabre1945 Again! Read the rules!

    +7
  • When you try and attempt paneling in real life 4.8 years ago

    It's a real plane that's been built by either a drunken bronze user or me.

    +7
  • SP keeps crashing unexpectedly 3.8 years ago

    If you have the "Upload with screenshot" mod, then disable it. It causes crashes.

    +6
  • Can i make stealth my plane? 4.1 years ago

    Build a plane, and then leave a pile of blocks that must be higher in number than the part count of the original aircraft. They must also be separate from the creation.
    Once you spawn you will be stealthy.

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  • New Moderator 4.1 years ago

    Please don't ban me for being overage.

    +6
  • Happy Valentine’s Day! 4.2 years ago

    To celebrate I will:
    1. Watch a film.
    2. Cook a meal for two.
    3. Regret eating two meals.
    4. Go to bed.

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  • Antonov An-225 4.5 years ago

    "Here comes the vodka-burner..."

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!"

    +6
  • Hello I'm new here 4.7 years ago

    Probably best if you learn the hierarchy round here. This is a general rule, although there are always exceptions.
    .
    White (0-100 points): These users are the most inexperienced. Don't take advice from them, they usually don't know what they're talking about.
    Build Skill: Very poor
    .
    Bronze (101-1000 points): Although these user are more experienced that the whites they are still less knowledgeable than the higher ranks. Take their advice as a pinch of salt.
    Build Skill: Poor
    .
    Silver (1001-4999 points): These users are experienced on the site and build nice aircraft. Take their advice, but some with low silver rank may fit into the bronze category in all but points.
    Build Skill: Good
    .
    Gold (5000-24.9K points): Highly experienced users here! Feel free to ask for advice. They turn our high quality builds and are very experienced on the site.
    Build Skill: Very Good
    .
    Platinum (25K-?): These are the most experienced users. Anything they say is usually right.
    Build Skill: Exceptional
    .
    MOD (any level): These are the site moderators. They are always polite, very experienced and happy to help. Be careful though - it's their job to remove rude or "copycat" aircraft and forums and remove inappropriate content. They can also ban you.
    Build Skill: Exceptional
    .
    DEV (any level): These are the game developers. They will help you, if they have time. It's rare to see them post a plane and you only normally see them during updates, sales and tournaments.
    Build Skill: Often Poor, sometimes Good

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  • Stealth B2 4.7 years ago

    The humble beginnings of the SP super-god...

    +6
  • I have a problem with a certain account 2.2 years ago

    @Kan1i3jfu47284 Hello, this is the Swedish police force. We have received complaints of identity theft on your part, and will be investigating further with an eye to prosecuting you for your crimes.
    Please be aware that impersonation of a public figure online is a criminal offence punishable by up to twelve years imprisonment.

    +5
  • When ya get banned 3.8 years ago

    No, you're not. If you were banned you wouldn't be able to post this.

    +5
  • Children's tales of the community (simple planes) 3.9 years ago

    I am a ghost floating about the castle licking the chocolate off all the Maltesers.

    +5
  • Do you ever feel bad for the ship builders? 4.0 years ago

    I do feel sorry for them.
    I myself am not a ship builder, but I often extensively modify them for my own purposes. I have only built two ships completely on my own.

    +5
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 4.1 years ago

    @Balatu
    Your existence annoys me.

    +5
  • Shahed 285 (1.9 update) 4.1 years ago

    It's twice as heavy as the actual helicopter! Goes to show the poor quality of the Iranian aerospace industry.

    +5
  • Galleon Ship 4.3 years ago

    "Ye have made a grave mistake!"

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.6 years ago

    The milestone has been reached!!!!!

    +5
  • Covetous XII 4.6 years ago

    Being: Two builds, two features.
    Typhoon: Over 100 builds, zero features.

    +5
  • Happy Birthday to Me! 4.7 years ago

    But your account is 3.1 years old...
    You were once an under-age user!

    +5
  • Advanced Destroyer-Whisper 4.7 years ago

    @Linethesmarty
    That comment is pretty much unreadable. Could you post it again, this time with decent grammar?
    No offence meant, just pointing it out.

    +5
  • Creations Based On GIFS 4.9 years ago

    WHO ON EARTH PERFORMS SURGERY ON A GRAPE?

    +5
  • SMCA Twin Freive 2.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter
    @Juno
    @Korzalerke

    +4
  • I feel I was scammed and would like some type of retribution for my financial inconvenience. 2.2 years ago

    1. The marketing isn't deceptive, one is literally called SPVR and one just SP.
    2. I'm not a troll, I'm just trying to understand what you're saying through your shocking grammar.
    3. If you are so poor, why are you buying video games? I don't know how we are "sad trolls" with "no life", when you prioritise games over food.
    4. I'm not a scammer, and have never been to either an Internet cafe or Pakistan.
    5. I was Steam-gifted the game from my friend, I didn't steal it.
    6. I have never watched manga.
    7. Probably a load of other points I can't be bothered to list because I have a life.

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  • Convair B-36D Peacemaker (push to platinum) 3.9 years ago

    Two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking and two more unaccounted for.

    +4
  • No copy please 4.1 years ago

    Link to copied post?

    +4
  • Possible feaure 4.1 years ago

    This you can already do using XML.

    +4
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 4.1 years ago

    This has become my most upvoted post of all time, although not the most profitable in terms of points.

    +4
  • IKEA Semi Teaser! 4.4 years ago

    Things that Sweden produces:

    ~ Volvos.
    ~ Kogensssksjdavs.
    ~ SAAB cars.
    ~ SAAB Gripens.
    ~ SAAB Viggens.
    ~ SAAB Drakens.
    ~ Reindeer and similar deer.
    ~ IKEA furniture!!!

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.6 years ago

    Who will be the one thousandth upvoter?

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  • Ye have made a grave mistake?? 4.6 years ago

    It's the Brown Pearl. To find it take off from Wright and fly on bearing 247 until the message appears. The Brown Pearl will appear soon after slightly to the right.

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