3,691 TheMegaMauster Comments

  • Antonov An-225 1.5 years ago

    We pay to use full runway, We use full runway

    +17
  • COVID-19 Vacaccine 4 months ago

    It’s not a vaccine, it’s a vacacinne, it’s a fake vaccine and injects COVID 19 into you instead of injecting the vaccine.

    +11
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? one year ago

    No concerns. Awesome community.

    +9
  • Mine Cart Run! 1.5 years ago

    Imagine if someone made this to krakabloa

    +9
  • Creeper 1.5 years ago

    Lyrics of Revenge

    So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, side side to side,
    This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, diamonds tonight
    Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
    Oh no it's you again,
    I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes

    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
    'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
    And run, run until it's done, done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

    Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
    That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time,
    Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside
    Don't be tardy,
    So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die

    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
    'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
    And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,

    Captain Sparklez:
    Creepers, you're mine

    Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
    Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro,
    The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro

    Training in your room under the torch light,
    Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
    Every single day and the whole night,
    Creeper's out prowlin' - alright

    Look at me, look at you,
    Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
    I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
    And my blade's gonna tear through you

    Bring it

    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
    Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and go, take your revenge,
    So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show
    Them your bite,
    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
    'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
    And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
    'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again

    +8
  • Battle Bus 1.6 years ago

    Minecraft good Fortnite bad

    +7
  • Whats the lowest you ever flown in simpleplanes 14 days ago

    When I took off.

    +6
  • The Angry Crewmate walker 5 months ago

    White: red sus
    Everyone: votes red
    Red:

    +5
  • A couple of revelations about cannons in SP 1.2 years ago

    You are that one nerd in class everyone likes.

    +5
  • Well, no more tutorials from me... one month ago

    Hey Bogdan, please continue, there will always be haters, but learn to ignore the bad apples who just want to ruin everything. Those idiots are a small minority so please, the majority of the playerbase, will learn a lot of techniques that will boost the quality of planes and will reduce toxicity as there is something for people to do with knowledge they never before had.

    +4
  • About my post (I am not death!) 2 months ago

    For me, its terrible. My best plane got 2 upvotes and a sandwich I made got 8. SP community is certainly weird.

    +4
  • Airbus a320-200 3 months ago

    Sully is a hero.

    +4
  • SNOWSTONE IS ON MOBILE 5 months ago

    Snowstone was always here. The desert island isn’t.

    +4
  • I Would Like A Name Change one year ago

    You don’t need to change it. It’s not cringe.

    +4
  • i am extremely upset... 1.2 years ago

    Ur missing a huge chunk called iOS.

    +4
  • WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE ANIME GIRLS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE? 1.3 years ago

    Yeah, anime is ok but NOT THE GIRLS. NOT THE OVER OBSESED WEEBS.@Gameboi14

    +4
  • Stuka Blyat! 1.6 years ago

    Germans:Here’s our best dive bomber
    Russia:Thanks
    Russia: giggles
    Russia: talks to stalinium
    Russia: modifies
    Germany: you done yet?
    Russia: Yup

    +4
  • How to gain points? 1.6 years ago

    Thx for the guidance @randomusername

    +4
  • It Is Everywhere 3 days ago

    Clear all cookies.

    +3
  • Chengdu J-7G Fighter aircraft - [Fishbed] ( fixed) 17 days ago

    Dont beg for upvotes, you’ll be banned or your post will be deleted.

    +3
  • stars n stripes 23 days ago

    United States of America

    The Star Spangled Banner

    Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
    O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
    And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
    Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
    Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

    On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
    Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
    What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
    As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
    Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
    In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
    'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

    And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
    That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
    A home and a country should leave us no more?
    Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
    No refuge could save the hireling and slave
    From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

    Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
    Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
    Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
    Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
    Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
    And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

    +3
  • V1 26 days ago

    There aren’t instructions to make this fly....

    +3
  • Weaponized Seal one month ago

    People use this on reddit for very sad posts. Thing is, its called the wholesome award.

    +3
  • PT 76M (Upgrade) one month ago

    I destroyed USS beast and ships around it

    +3
  • I Wish Weather Conditions Must be added. one month ago

    There should be actual rain, and devices on mobile CAN handle it.

    +3
  • poop car one month ago

    Really well detailed! Great job!

    +3
  • account hacked into and deleted, 9 months ago

    @AndrewGarrison let’s get his account back up.

    +3
  • AA Tank 10 months ago

    Is this a T-34 with a bit too much Stalinium?

    +3
  • It's been 1.5 years... 1.4 years ago

    I find this community the most cooperative community ever.

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.4 years ago

    Probably when everyone upvotes it.@BMilan

    +3
  • Lego Jetplane 1.5 years ago

    I can’t afford LEGO, so this is what I get instead.

    +3
  • Creeper 1.5 years ago

    USSR anthem plays

    +3
  • Driving Thomas the Tank Engine! 1.5 years ago

    Memes start rushing through my mind

    +3
  • New Team Member 1.6 years ago

    Wait, so iOS is getting mods? WELL THATS AMAZING

    +3
  • Name as many planes as you can 5 days ago

    maus

    +2
  • Where do you stand? 5 days ago

    I disagree with a few things but that is human nature. ED hasn’t done much wrong. I told him to have a nice day and he replied, “Okay, I’ll try to.”, that’s just a figure of how much he’s been harassed and bullied. I hope people have figured their mistakes and vow to commit them again.@Mostly

    +2
  • Bananas Rotat E 10 days ago

    I like the ecuadorian chiquita bananas.

    +2
  • Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneth 28 days ago

    @KenTheMan

    +2
  • Panzer VIII Maus one month ago

    Danke for recreating me :)

    +2
  • Suggestion add a Decal system to sp one month ago

    Maybe there should be a certain number of decals made by the devs to choose from.@MintLynx

    +2
  • McDonnel Douglas Phantom FGR.2 one month ago

    You don’t need many parts for something that looks good and functions well.@Griffon1Crosswind

    +2
  • Something is happening in the MP one month ago

    Simpleglitches

    +2
  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting one month ago

    NICE#@Jesse201

    +2
  • Boeing 737-500WL Sriwijaya Air (PK-CLC) one month ago

    Debris have been found, even the black box... its very sad.

    +2
  • We need to address some stuff. one month ago

    BogdanX’s tutorial will help me, I’m a small builder, just learned how to make a cockpit instead of memeing around for the 1st time. I gonna be figuring how make triangular stuff now, bcoz of bogdan’s tutorial. This community is insane btw.

    +2
  • Just 103 one month ago

    I could still have lift by 20kph.

    +2
  • A big FedEx aircraft to be posted... 2 months ago

    Make it MedEx for the covid global relief fund.

    +2
  • ATR 72 Iran Aseman Airlines (Skin Pack) 2 months ago

    747SP Iranair? I can wait. Maybe even a 747 trijet. Would love that too!

    +2
  • Moderator announcement: Purpose of moderators + Strike system 2 months ago

    Yep, I also see more players throwing tantrums, causing drama and using more bad language, and insulting others commonly.

    +2
  • NS-2 ''Kouhyouteki-Hei'' 3 months ago

    Ah yes, the enemy of all, the USS Beast. The US navy hates em pirates, The Japanese tooo.

    +2