229 TheLoadingGorilla
Player Biography
This list may be modified in the future. Not sure why I need to tell you that, but I felt like it was necessary.
I'm inserting this up here because this is gonna be the most important information about me (this was not the first thing I put in my bio [for some reason... I don’t know why so don’t ask me lol]).
IMPORTANT NOTE 1. I am very sarcastic and often act stupid. If my sarcasm hurts you PLEASE do not hesitate to tell me. I don’t want to hurt anyone. Sometimes my words are rash, so I apologize in advance.
IMPORTANT NOTE 2. I find cursing incredibly base, vulgar, and distasteful. Note that I don't find the people vulgar, but the use of such words genuinely disgusts me. Just had to get that out of the way.
IMPORTANT NOTE 3. I am a bit of an English nerd. What that means is I usually use proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, word use etc.. I am NOT, however, one of the rude "Uhm, Akshoually, [insert annoying correction]☝️🤓" kind of people. If anything I say doesn't make sense, it may be me using bad spelling, grammar, etc. to prove a point or be "funny". If anything I say doesn't make sense just ask for clarification.
IMPORTANT NOTE 4. Speaking of being "funny", I often say things that I think will be funny. Often it isn't funny. If I say anything that is hurtful just let me know and I will apologize. Going back to note one, I don’t want to hurt anyone. I want to be a positive influence on this small(?) community.
But that’s enough of that! Here's some random info, speculation, and thoughts that will probably just keep getting more and more pointless, so enjoy! - 11/14/2025
I’ve played SimplePlanes for a while now, but I just made my account on October 28 2025. It says not to enter any personal information so… I guess I won’t? I wonder how long this biography can get… I won’t delete anything from this biography, I’ll just keep adding to it. Hmmm… I can’t think of anything. 67? Jerry is Legend. I’ll eventually write some Jerry lore… eventually. Looking forward to SimplePlanes 2. There was something important I was gonna add but I forgot already… welp, can’t think of anything else for now, God bless! - 11/4/2025
Thought I might as well add a little more onto here... Latin is not exactly a fun language to learn, but it is incredibly interesting. In fact, I find language in general absolutely fascinating, the way it morphs and shifts over time... truly something worth studying if you ask me. lol this is a website about a plane game and I’m talking (typing?) about how language fascinates me... the world is strange, which reminds me of a quote from Sherlock Holmes, "Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent." Kinda ironic that Sherlock Holmes was invented by the human mind though lol.
Oh and a shout out to THATaviationdude for being my first follower, you should check out his stuff, it's simple and fun and I definitely see the potential for him to become a great builder (possibly one of THE great builders). If this prediction comes true I’m gonna be so stoked lol. I always wonder if anyone reads these... I read other people's bios (when I'm bored enough lol) and they sometimes have the same question, so I guess there's a chance that people read mine. I guess that’s what it's for lol. me realizing I said lol 5 times... sigh
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Welp goodbye! - 11/6/2025
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I lied (on accident!). THATaviationdude was not my first follower, but he was one of my first! You should still totally check out his stuff though. Uhhhh... yeah nothing else to add, God bless! - 11/6/2025