2,812 TankerWithATankard Comments

  • YAMATO 1945 11 months ago

    20,200 parts... EVERY DEVICE... RIP

    +17
  • Next update..........GLASS! 11 months ago

    Can you not tag the Mods and Devs?

    +10
  • 7segment display 11 months ago

    1294 parts... my phone... (cue phone death sound)

    +9
  • I’m gonna be less active. 8 months ago

    Before:
    "Hey Dad, can you play ball with me?
    "Not right now, I need to finish up this wing for a new plane."
    Now:
    "Hey Dad, can you play ball with me?"
    "Sure! I don't see why not."

    +7
  • Some ideas for a naval update one year ago

    Personally, I'd include such items as catapults and arresting gear so that we can make functioning carriers.

    +6
  • Leavers 11 months ago

    People leave all the time, but I must agree. This is a bit odd.

    +5
  • M11-ATH1A1 Odin 6 months ago

    Maybe you should consider your own build quality before deciding to poke and laugh at someone else's.

    +4
  • I'm still waiting for the 1.10 update video 6 months ago

    Introducing...
    The BIGGEST update in SimplePlanes history!
    Umm, glass. Yeah, glass.
    And block smoothing :)

    +4
  • FLAK Tower (Target) 10 months ago

    Personally, I think the health on the blocks needs to be amped up to the max, 1E+38. 1E+5 doesn't stand up to bombs. I was able to take a single Boom-25 and send parts flying a mile high.

    +4
  • You wanna hit Krakabloan Bridges from Wright? 1.2 years ago

    @Subnerdica
    Extra?
    I thought you could only updoot once...

    +4
  • M11-ATH1A1 Odin 6 months ago

    @Imtiaak
    Funny, you criticise my tank that I spent weeks on when your planes and builds have the appearance and performance of someone who spent 30 minutes making them.

    +3
  • Update suggestion 9 months ago

    Please.
    If this forum gets 100 agreements, well, it gets 100 agreements :P

    +3
  • Simple Tiger I 10 months ago

    I'm thinking there's a certain configuration for the game settings that allows this to work, because the suspension causes it to bounce around uncontrollably and flip over

    +3
  • Anyone know how to make electric engine with no sounds? For a car 10 months ago

    Not possible. There's no way to modify the sound files for objects, unless you're extremely skilled. Only one person has done it, and that was modifying something to sound like a horn.

    +3
  • Next update..........GLASS! 11 months ago

    Yes, and it annoys them faster.

    +3
  • I get around 11 months ago

    @Rawhide

    Round round get around, I get around, yeah
    (Get around round round I get around, ooh-ooh) I get around
    Fom town to town (get around round round I get around)
    I'm a real cool head (get around round round I get around)
    I'm makin' real good bread (get around round round I get around)

    I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip
    I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip
    My buddies and me are getting real well known
    Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone

    I get around (get around round round I get around)
    From town to town (get around round round I get around)
    I'm a real cool head (get around round round I get around)
    I'm makin' real good bread (get around round round I get around)

    I get around (round, get around-round-round, ooh)
    (Wah-wah-ooh)
    (Wah-wah-ooh)
    (Wah-wah-ooh)

    We always take my car 'cause it's never been beat
    And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet
    None of the guys go steady 'cause it wouldn't be right
    To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night

    I get around (get around round round I get around)
    From town to town (get around round round I get around)
    I'm a real cool head (get around round round I get around)
    I'm makin' real good bread (get around round round I get around)

    I get around (round, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

    Round round get around, I get around, yeah

    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (wah-wah-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
    Get around round round I get around (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

    +3
  • Re-enable comments on the first ever uploaded plane. Plz. :| 11 months ago

    Comments.exe has stopped working. We are trying to fix the issue, but a mysterious Garrison is in the way.

    +3
  • SimplePlanes User Update #2: 4/19/2020 one year ago

    I'm one of the 8,507 users who are in the Bronze Age.

    +3
  • How to make smoke trail one year ago

    Take a rocket.
    Go to the Rocket page in Overload.
    Add a function named SelfDestructTimer.
    Set the input of said function to around 999.
    Attach the Rocket to a detacher.
    Add a connection, connecting it to a different part of the vehicle.
    When ready to deploy smoke trail, press Launch Weapon.

    +3
  • Update Idea: Adding adventure to SP one year ago

    This is a great idea, although I would explore more into how well potato devices would be able to handle it. I'd assume just fine, but that's dependant on how many entities are spawned and their complexity.

    +3
  • Hello everyone one year ago

    You're not Jim1the1Squid partnering up with someone, are you? I've had just about enough of that guy.
    .
    Anyways, hi, Welcome to SimplePlanes.com. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

    +3
  • Hot Wheels "Rapid Responder" 1.1 years ago

    I like it!
    Looks great, but I have to wait to test it out later. Need to get breakfast first.

    +3
  • You wanna hit Krakabloan Bridges from Wright? 1.2 years ago

    @Subnerdica
    Oh XD
    Thanks man. This community is real nice to a lot of people.

    +3
  • You wanna hit Krakabloan Bridges from Wright? 1.2 years ago

    @ArcturusAerospace
    @Subnerdica
    @Random40

    +3
  • Car engines 1.2 years ago

    @PointlessWhyshouldi
    inputs earrape

    +3
  • Tutorial On How to Make A Ship Bow ~for beginners~ 2 months ago

    I don't really like how you used two horizontal fuselage blocks. I use three, one seciton red, the middle black, and the upper gray. That allows for a waterline.

    +2
  • Tsar Bomba(Thermal) 4 months ago

    I detonated it at Wright Final Approach.
    It took out the USS Beast and the accompanying destroyers.

    +2
  • 2020 In A Nutshell 5 months ago

    If 2020 could be summed up as a food, I would make that food a badly cooked bat.

    +2
  • My nerves are in a critical stage 6 months ago

    I'm always here if you need a shoulder to lean on, buddy. It's never a good idea to commit deathpacito.

    +2
  • BMW M3 GTR LM [E46] 2001 6 months ago

    HOW IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF OUR LORD ANDREW GARRISON DID YOU MAKE IT SO GODDAMN DETAILED??!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!

    +2
  • Waves would be nice. 6 months ago

    @SparkySparkyTheFiretruck
    Funny how you tell them to upvote, but yet your upvote doesn't appear.

    +2
  • PLS ADD MOD SUPPORT BACK ON MOBILE 8 months ago

    Google changed their policy, requiring Jundroo to use 64-bit, which left their only option to be IL2CPP, which does not have mod support. If you want it changed, then either get a PC, or start a petition against Google.

    +2
  • Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II (Warthog) 10 months ago

    The only thing that bothers me is that the minigun was centerline because of the extremely massive amount of recoil. The recoil was strong enough to push the aircraft down to stalking speed if the burst was long enough, which is why pilots only ever fired for a couple seconds at a time.

    +2
  • Messerschmitt BF-110 Zerstorer 10 months ago

    My apologies. I hope that this doesn't affect the way we view each other.

    +2
  • [Teaser] Mayday!! MCAS is on! 10 months ago

    Call me stupid, please.

    +2
  • Shifting My Focus 10 months ago

    but fear bot

    +2
  • The tutorial that ended disaster 11 months ago

    @AndrewGarris0n

    +2
  • Why does no one use emojis? 11 months ago

    And a Round of Applasuse for Professor Hound, everybody. (cue the sarcasm)

    XD

    +2
  • Man’s Paradise 11 months ago

    (computer voice) Evacuation com- (gets cut off by the sound of extended urination)

    +2
  • What Do You Guys Think Of Me? and What I Do and Whats I Build? 11 months ago

    I don't have any problems with you, so you're good in my book, but I think a large amount of reasons why you always get 60+ upvotes per week-long build is because you're a famous user here. A lot of people look up to you, and they like whatever you pump out. Me, personally, I don't really care if people hate or like my stuff, even though I thank them. I thank them because I ask for feedback, and they see fit to upvote and spotlight instead of leaving a comment (They still leave comments, but as is the case with my Eagle CDT/MBT, there are more upvotes and spotlights than comments).

    +2
  • New Suspenion Concept 1 11 months ago

    While this idea is very great, it needs revision. Jumps that cause a Landing speed of over 130kn heavily damages the part where the wheel attaches. Also, any hard impact on a corner wheel, where the wheel is the first to impact, it jams the wheel's suspension into an inverted shape. Otherwise, it handles great with a lowered HP (I did 75HP)

    +2
  • Just designing 11 months ago

    It's almost hypnotizing how you built that...

    +2
  • Just a notice, + planes I still haven’t finished + something I discovered 11 months ago

    I once took a Mustang, gave it 5 XML'ed cannons that poop out spheres at 0m/s and at 0 reload time, now I got an overly OP Mustang that can fire a curtain of 200 shells in less than 10 seconds.

    +2
  • rant 11 months ago

    One of the biggest things that gets the upvotes rolling in is the first screenshot you take of the vehicle when uploading. That's the first thing people see, and it's often the main thing that attracts attention. If I uploaded my CVN Jundroo-Ford with a different camera angle, I would've gotten less than half the upvotes it has now.
    My advice? Upload your builds with better camera angles, an awesome description, and maybe try to spend time to make your builds as great as you can possibly make them before you upload. My Technique is to make the build functional before I add the decoration.

    +2
  • Shameless Advertising 11 months ago

    This is worth a ForeverPie in the face...

    +2
  • IJN Battleship Yamato(Mobile Friendly) 11 months ago

    My phone can hardly handle builds that are of the aforementioned size.

    +2
  • account hacked into and deleted, one year ago

    My curtain of kindness has been temporarily pulled back from this.
    I don't care who the F you are or who the hell upset you. If you had any sense of what the right thing is, then you'd know better than to knowingly hack and delete someone's account. Firstly, that's just low. Talk about petty revenge. Secondly, what on God's Great Earth is gonna keep the devs and mods from banning your hacker &%\?! Thirdly, what is keeping you from having a damn LAWSUIT being placed into your lap??!
    .
    Jerrrrrrrrry, I hope you get the lawsuit of your life. You are a petty hacker, and you deserve every bit of hate directed towards you. If you are thinking about hacking all these good peoples' accounts to get revenge for their righteous hate, then you can kiss that pathetic life of yours goodbye.
    For all those who read this comment, please know that I am furious at this time because of incidents like this one. You will not find me attacking another user like this during my time here on simpleplanes.com.

    +2
  • Maybe a little damage control tweak? one year ago

    @F104Deathtrap
    There are several variables to consider when it comes to a torpedo attack and whether or not it's successful
    1) Torpedo type
    2) Warhead size
    3) Angle of launch
    4) Distance from attacker to target (determines fuel usage)
    5) Reliability
    6) Depth setting (how far underwater it's meant to swim)
    7) Target ship speed
    8) Draught of target ship (How low does it sit in the water?)
    9) Target ship armor belt thickness
    10) Skill of the crew to prevent excessive flooding.
    11) Area of torpedo strike (Magazine, Citadel, Propulsion, Engine Room, etc.)
    12) Hull integrity after the torpedo strike
    13) Amount of torpedoes

    These are all the variables I can think of, probably a couple I missed.

    +2
  • Your in gold! one year ago

    Talk to @Tums if you're talking about records. He got gold in what felt like 2 days.

    +2