41.8k Ren Comments

  • Comment upvote logic 4.0 years ago

    guys im platinum pls updoot my comment haha updoot go brrr

    +41
  • Credits, unlisted and plagiarism. 2.2 years ago

    Nah bro every plane on this website is mine and all the other accounts are just my alts
    /s

    +31
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    The ability to type text onto any surface

    +26
  • Petition for Andrew to photo/laserscan his face, so i can 3D print it. 3.3 years ago

    @POTETOZ Are you kidding me? Disgraceful. Andrew deserves more than a Jar. He deserves a massive display case. His own museum, even.

    +21
  • HARUHI Suzumiya 4.1 years ago

    To anyone reading this, don't make a dumpster fire here. Let's appreciate @1918's very nice work.

    +19
  • This community disturbs me. 3.3 years ago

    "Oh no! Anyways..."
    -Jeremy Clarkson

    +17
  • i missed you people 4.1 years ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
    randomusername leaves.
    Someone makes a crappy plane called "German Corsair" that got 300 upvotes and it started a huge drama.
    Username changes are implemented
    Tully2001 left.
    Brendorkus tried to impersonate him and is banned for 10 days.
    Blue0Bull becomes a mod.
    BogdanX becomes first to reach 300K.
    SpiritusRaptor is banned for posting a character holding up the middle finger when he lost the points race with BogdanX to 300K.
    AndrewGarrison is 6 yrs old now.
    jamesplanesii becomes Dad
    Bogdan left because of the German Corsair.
    Bogdan came back the next day.
    Tully returned
    My planes started a drama when people started hating them and their upvote count. It was pretty stupid and annoying.
    asteroidbook345 bans himself to escape the drama.
    MobileFriendly strikes platinum.
    Homemade's new account is banned for abusing report feature and ban evading.
    Someone makes a new crappy build with 100 upvotes.
    Update 1.10 comes out, and includes Glass, ExplosionScale for all weapons, and smoothing on fuselages.
    Thats about it.

    +15
  • Map update leaked 2.3 years ago

    SimplePlanes Expansion 1: IKEA

    $2.99

    +13
  • If you delete your comments etc, please stop. 3.4 years ago

    Pro gamer move is to just delete your account entirely and you dont have to worry about it

    +13
  • The oldest anarchy server in SimplePlanes... 3.6 years ago

    The terms "toxic" and "permabanned users" dont go together at all. I'm friends with a few and they're some of the nicest lads out there. For example, WiiMini. I talk to him on discord a lot and hes an epic lad. And yet you restrict people from saying his name as if its a slur.

    +13
  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4.2 years ago

    10) Don't paint your plane

    Nothing says no effort as well as no paint. If you leave your plane in plain white and orange, people will probably not want to look at it.

    +13
  • HELICOPTER HELICOPTER! 2.9 years ago

    HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

    +12
  • GUYS WE GOTTA RIG THE VOTE! (For the steam awards) 3.0 years ago

    "You need an account to vote"
    smashes computer

    +12
  • I'm pretty creeped out now. 3.8 years ago

    People are morons, especially people on the internet. It's often best to take what they say with a grain of salt.

    +12
  • Add Afterburner Part To Propulsion Options 3.8 years ago

    sounds great....
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    ...if they ever come back from SR2...

    +12
  • Yeager Airport memorial 3.9 years ago

    I agree.
    Maybe in the next update, put a small stand with a memorial statue of the X-1 and Chuck Yeager's name.

    +12
  • MIND. BLOWN. 4.2 years ago

    Bruh........Somehow I've known that since I first found out about SP

    +12
  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 3.2 years ago

    The comments section at 3 PM yesterday: "goodbye ED, we'll miss you here"
    The comments section now:̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

    +11
  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 3.2 years ago

    this comment section is an absolute fever dream

    +11
  • Flying iPhone 3.3 years ago

    Airplane mode

    +11
  • BogdanX ? 3.6 years ago

    He's a very cool guy to talk with, and his builds are incredible. He's really nice and his part efficiency is unmatched. He deserves every point that he got on SP, quite an incredible builder, the best imo, and a very cool guy.

    +11
  • 1.7 Beta Cleaver 4.1 years ago

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it know where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and, arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation; the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it isn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it, too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

    +11
  • German Corsair Story 2.4 years ago

    It was a pretty average plane. Not something you'd expect to get a ton of traffic.

    Then a bunch of people started upvoting it as a joke, and hundreds of others jumped onto the bandwagon.

    SP being SP, people got mad and said it didn't deserve it's upvotes. The comments got so bad that mods just disabled them. It was quite the drama for a while.

    As of now, it is the 2nd most upvoted plane on the site, only behind the P-51D Mustang

    +10
  • STOP Abusing the Challenge Tag 3.2 years ago

    oh crap
    runs towards nuclear bunker

    +10
  • SPVR - Fuselage Slice 3.3 years ago

    i really hope the lynx and cessna will be stock planes😏

    +10
  • Ok you can all stop complaining now 3.4 years ago

    blank forum post
    beautiful

    +10
  • What are the discord servers? 3.6 years ago

    I highly recommend SPCS and SPSC. Great servers, welcoming communities, good for collabs.
    SPSC (SimplePlanes Skippers Chat)
    SPCS (SimplePlanes Collab Server)

    +10
  • YAMATO 1945 4.2 years ago

    NASA called, they want their supercomputer back.

    +10
  • **STOP ASKING FOR TAGS** 2.2 years ago

    Greetings fellow human! It has come to my attention that you may be publishing an aircraft in the near future! Would it be doable if you would please consider mentioning me on your upcoming plane, so I can provide an upvote and test the aircraft? I sincerely hope this isn't inconvenient for you. Please consider and have an excellent day.
    Best regards,
    Ren

    +9
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.3 years ago

    I wonder how many people will see this comment, because they follow the post.

    +9
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.2 years ago

    Alright, hear me out here.
    Discoverable spawn location for the USS Tiny Two, as it is now a major carrier doesnt have a location associated with it, and you have to make your own. Unless you somehow get an absolute perfect run its gonna be crooked, or backwards, or something not ideal for a spawn location. So why not have one in game, like every other carrier and runway?

    +9
  • OH YEAH MY STEAM ACCOUNT IS LOCKED! 3.3 years ago

    loads AR-15 with intent to kill

    +9
  • Optimization. 3.3 years ago

    Love him or hate him, he spittin straight fax

    +9
  • I’m Quitting SimplePlanes. 2.3 years ago

    It's been a good ride my friend. In the 9 hours you've been on this site, there's been a lot of cool builds and fun memories. The site won't be the same without you. Goodbye, old friend. You will be missed. :(

    +8
  • Among Us Part 3 2.9 years ago

    when sussus amogus haha sussy baka impostor LOL fortnite wiimini minecraft haha ever given stuck when the spsc is sus LOL LMAOOOOOOO XD ecksdee l o l star wars zeferu k570 SUSSY AMOGSUS AMOGUS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IMPOSTOR SUSSY LOLOLOLOLOL SUSSUS YUR SUSY IMPOSTORY HAHAHAHHAHA LMAOOOOO SUSSUS IMPOSTOR AMOGUS SUSY SUS

    +8
  • New Moderator 3.2 years ago

    @WiiMini Got a whole box of king size Snickers, yup.

    +8
  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 3.2 years ago

    This is genuinely sad. You've done an excellent job as a moderator, possibly the best I've seen in my short time on SP. Sad to see you leave this position, you were great. Thank you for your service to the community sir. salutes

    +8
  • SPVR Update - Gauges 3.3 years ago

    LMAO THIS IS THE 2ND MOST UPVOTED FORUM IN SP HISTORY

    +8
  • Can we put the "search" function of this website in a more obvious place? 3.3 years ago

    I think the far more important thing is an actual working search, the rest can wait

    +8
  • HELP. PLEASE HELP. PLEASE I NEED HELP. 3.3 years ago

    Dear Algebra,
    Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and dont ask Y

    +8
  • Bush Plane But It Has TVC 3.6 years ago

    Panzerkampfwagen-Mikoyan F-15B Raptor IV

    +8
  • Guys, any iOS mods? 3.9 years ago

    lol

    +8
  • People Come And Go 4.0 years ago

    HEY I'M SORRY TO ALL MY PHANS OUT THERE BUT I WILL BE AT THE GROCERY STORE AND WON'T BE RESPONDING TO NOTIFICATIONS FOR AN HOUR IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LEAVE THEN FEED ME UPDOOTS

    +8
  • OH NO NO NO 4.0 years ago

    RUN RUN RUN RUN

    +8
  • Thoughts about the Songsan Dolphin 4.0 years ago

    Your post has been removed. Please read these rules about posting planes.
    Please try to make major changes to a plane before posting it. Simply painting an object a different color, or adding a few guns is not enough to consider it your own. In the future please credit the original maker, and try to post your own work

    +8
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.1 years ago

    a player has commented on a post you are following

    +8
  • 66.6k points 4.1 years ago

    Tag me when Bogdan hits 420.69K

    +8
  • US Map but better 2.2 years ago

    Savage is gonna kill you for deleting Texas

    +7
  • Build Update of the NASA F-18 2.2 years ago

    Greetings my good sir! I write this to kindly request that you write my personal identifier (commonly know as an "Username") on the public commentary section of your upcoming publication (advertised here) at the time it is published, so that I may be alerted of it's availability and add it to my ever-growing collection of flying machines on this virtual entertainment medium (known as a "Videogame") named long ago after it's relatively comprehensive and simplified nature when compared with it's real life equivalent. I wish you a good day sir!

    +7
  • Blood? Never heard of it 2.2 years ago

    cries in image doesnt load

    +7