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  • Forum posted way too soon 2.2 years ago

    I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry that I'm blocking users.
    I'm sorry for a lot of things.
    Damn, had the Nazis knew this "sorry" thing back in the day... oh boy, imagine Hitler telling the world that "I'm sorry for killing the Jews".
    Imagine the communists saying "We're sorry for not creating a world revolution".
    ...Why would anyone read my forum post?
    Bruh, you've created hundred feet waves through the community already, and you really expect people not to notice you? I'm afraid that's not how social interaction works, especially on the Internet. You're always gonna get noticed by someone, somewhere, sometime on the Internet, no matter how hard you try to go incognito. Notice or be noticed.
    Want the pot to stop being stirred? - Just let go of the spoon, okay?
    Why did you even pour stuff into the pot in the first place?
    I suggest you don't rattle the sabers anymore. Not even a single bit. Just delete this post already, if you're so afraid of getting attention.
    Also, cut that "don't want dem successors" and "I'm like Tesla" bullshit. Tesla did something useful for humanity, whereas you're merely posting a bunch of pixels grouped together to resemble something (which don't look spectacular either but that's my opinion).

  • community renders 5 1.7 years ago

    Petition to add this as a planet in SP. Under the ground.

  • Forum posted way too soon 2.2 years ago

    Honestly, I thought of you as a nice and calm person. I remember a very different randomusername many months ago. Never would've imagined things going this way, especially from a person like you...
    Now I regret introducing you to Discord. I regret arguing with you over why you should be more social and not so stuck-in-a-bubble.
    Had I known that this was gonna happen, I would've sailed back home right away, not once looking back.
    But what can you do? So be it.

  • Who would win in a fight? 4.4 years ago

    Simple answer: some drunk Russians with tracksuits.

  • Turret control: War Thunder update. 2.7 years ago

    Now we need a sound mod and we basically ported the whole game

  • Future updates to the Google Play version of SimplePlanes will no longer support mods 2.9 years ago

    So now Android peasants get to be on the same level as iOS bourgeoisie.

    (Not.) Cool. Dudes.

  • New Website Feature 4.4 years ago

    @CRJ900Pilot If you don't like this new feature, just pretend like it's not there. If the comments section on any of your planes turns to chaos due to this, remember: door is to your left, window is to the right. Go through whichever you like more and then head to the nearest park.

  • My apology for not saying anything. 4.3 years ago

    Strong people never leave. Strong people keep on fighting against all odds. When life shows you the middle finger, reply back with two.
    In all seriousness, your reasons for leaving are silly. And I know what I'm saying cause I was in the exact same situation.
    I usually say that I left cause there was lots of controversy around my planes when, in fact, there was none. I left because I felt like I wasn't getting enough attention, enough reward for what I was doing. Working days and days for a build only to get, what... 20 upvotes? Really? Is that all I get for my work?
    So I left, thinking that this community does not deserve me and that I'm wasting my time. But me being me, about a month later, I was back under my current account and slowly started getting back in shape. Started uploading planes, tanks, sometimes silly stuff. Fun times these were, gotta say.
    To this day, I'm still working on the work hard-big reward model but you can see the differences. It all comes down to the fact that I didn't have enough followers.
    You might say "but I left due to totally different reasons." No. We both left due to the very same reasons: silly reasons.
    So, to wrap it all up, I think you should come back and forget about what you just did. It's silly, very silly stuff. Come back and rethink it all. Think about what you should and shouldn't do.
    If you ask me, you should try and aim for diversity within a certain range. For instance, diversity in car building. Don't build just jeeps and sporty cars from X company. Build something from Y company, too. Venture into both old and recent times. Build a jeep now, a few days later build a family car and so on. You got it: Diversity is key to success.

  • He’s gone 1.8 years ago

    As someone who got to talk quite a bit to Bogdan, I can attest to the fact he was (and if it weren't for him leaving, would still be) one of the best builders in the community. His part efficiency was possibly unmatched. His ability to cram so many details using so few parts was his very own ace-up-his-sleeve. In fact, I still have his Strela armored car, as its low part count makes it great as a scale model when making maps. Let's not forget his innovations in a wide number of fields, among which there's also my specialty aka tanks.
    However, as with all people that have ever trekked down this long, arduous road called life, Bogdan had his own flaws, some more prominent than others.
    The few times we got to discuss more intellectual subjects, he would always take a superior attitude, the "I'm right, you're wrong" kind. Personally, I don't have a problem with this kind of attitude so long as you make the other feel like an equal, except in his case, he would make me feel like a complete [insert the word that starts with i and ends with t made of 5 letters here], as if he is the all-knowing, all-encompassing superior entity, and I were the [insert the word starting with s and ending with d made of 6 letters here] monkey that could never grasp basic intellectual or political reasoning. His intent was good, I can assure you of that, but the way he did it left much to be desired.
    I've talked to him countless times about how he takes this game very seriously. And I understand that this game is like no other: thanks to the many, many hours of work the developers put into the game, it became much more than just a game. You can create replicas down to the little bolt keeping together two metal plates. But before all, we must ask ourselves, haven't we forgot something down the road? Oh yes, we did. SimplePlanes is a game. And the purpose of a game is, before everything else, to entertain you. Entertainment comes in many shapes, whether that be creating highly detailed replicas or engaging with the community. The community especially needs to stay young at heart in order to get over what I would call fun drains quicker. The means through which it achieves entertainment are many: memes, funny builds, friendly banter, groups, and so on.
    If you've kept somewhat of an eye on what's been happening recently, you know that he wasn't particularly enthralled with the whole German Corsair meme. He took it very personally, as a sort of insult to the amount of work he'd put into his builds and here come dat boi, with a plane so simple, yet so ironic, and gets tons of upvotes. The art of memery at its finest; not sure Bogdan would agree on that.
    All in all, I think we could call this entire [insert word starting with s and ending with t made of 4 letters here] storm by calling it Bogdangate. And if we could learn something from this episode in our community's history, it would be that good music must also come with a good tone to it; that is, your building skills may very easily be worth nothing if you can't interact with the community in a peaceful, pleasant matter.

  • What are your riding dirty times? 2.6 years ago

    Not gonna lie, I thought of a very different thing when I read the title

  • AndrewGarrison banned!!?!??!???!?? 2.6 years ago

    You did it. You crazy son of a gun, you did it

  • FW-190 C 3.0 years ago

    Unlike some other people who focused on the negatives without giving much praise for the positives, I would like to do just that. Remember, I respect their opinions, but I think they forgot to give credit where it is due.
    I don't usually download others' planes cause I don't really care about them (I know that sounds kinda selfish and dicky...) but this one caught my attention.
    Something that stood out to me at first sight was the style of this plane. It seems simplistic which, at least these days, would seem like a low-effort performance. I myself like it; sleek, clean, beautiful.
    Something else that I like is the way you built the wings. I haven't seen this before.
    However, this plane would've been twenty times better if it wasn't that responsive. Granted I tested it on my phone which lags like hell, but the controls still felt too powerful. This is probably what made it hard to land for others.
    Another thing is that it yaws to the left while taking off; can't confirm if the same happens while landing.
    I would like to mention one more time that I respect all others' opinions, but once again: every negative should be balanced by a positive; in essence, the zero sum rule.

  • . . . . . . . . . 2.2 years ago

    Let this be a valuable lesson for anyone that thinks about doing face reveals or revealing any sort of personal information on this website in the future.
    I personally don't care much for who you are. Rather, I care for what you upload and how you behave.
    I understand it's in your nature to reveal more about yourself, but for the sake of this website (and your reputation, especially; if you want an example of who you shouldn't be, see Delphinos), refrain from disclosing any personal information in the future.
    But I gotta admit: the drama you made... oh boy, that was a whole lot of fun seeing all those simps gathering like it's free bucks. For a few days, SP turned into 4chan.
    Also, change that profile picture. Trust me, you won't regret.

  • Are there any hangouts groups for SimplePlanes? 4.3 years ago

    Other than SPM, no. None other are really that worthy of joining.

  • Sorry 4.3 years ago

    You have a bio for this kind of announcements. Use it.

  • What happened to Delphinus? 4.3 years ago

    They deleted their account after realising how crappy their builds were.
    Not to mention their incredibly thin skin. I once pointed out to them as nicely as I could some of the things they got wrong on a plane and both melted away like ice in the Sahara.
    Oh, and they LOVED (literally) posting so-called motivational posts. Yeah, just infinite walls of text.
    They're gone for good, I guess.

  • Tank/vehicle damage model explanation 1.1 years ago

    Damn. Someone pin this post ASAP.
    I think you did a great job at explaining the concept. I personally understood it right away, in part because I have been exploring this same concept on and off for years but without much success.

  • Simple Planes, SR2 and the Way Ahead 2.8 years ago

    Off-topic but: just 14 years old? I was expecting them to be male but... 14 years old... if you ask me, it's both a blessing and a curse. Idk where'd you got that number from, but I seriously hope it's higher than that.

    I've been playing this game for the past 3 years, ever since March 2016. What brought me here were Weazel's videos which showed very interesting designs and, eventually, I decided to hop in on the plane train and, let me tell you, I haven't been disappointed with my purchase. I regret not buying it from the get-go (I started playing on a cracked version, simply because my parents wouldn't allow me to buy anything on the Internet).

    What made me stay here was the similarity with Minecraft. Whereas Minecraft allowed me to unleash my inner creativity, so did Simpleplanes, but in a different manner.

    I personally rarely read SR2 posts. I find the game rather boring and nowhere near as complex and customizable as SP. I may be completely wrong here, but SR2 just doesn't have that same vibe as SP.

    Simpleplanes has almost always allowed me to put my concepts into practice. Whether it be some fancy jet or some of the most advanced tanks ever made, I've always had the means and the creational liberty to do literally anything. I think the Sandbox's motto The sky is the limit fits the game perfectly; kudos to whoever came up with that.

    However, if the developers decide to take the game a different direction a la Paradox (which places important game features behind massive DLC paywalls) or, even worse, a la EA (do I need say more? You know this one too well...), I'm not sure it will benefit them in the long run.

    I understand SR2 is still in early access, and I can also see why Jundroo is "forcing it down our throats": the more players you have, the more suggestions will be made. The more suggestions you have, the more likely the number of good suggestions will increase. It's something rooted well within Jundroo which, in part, because they are a small studio, listen to the community as closely as they can.

    I would be deeply disappointed (much like you and everyone else) if they left SP for SR2. Deeply disappointed. While one lost customer doesn't mean much in the greater numbers game, hundreds or, who knows, even thousands mean a lot.

    I could go on but, overall, Jundroo doesn't yet afford leaving SP in the dust. It would deal a massive blow both to their overall image and revenue, two of the most important things a company has to take great care of in my opinion.

  • How to REALLY get more upvotes. 3.0 years ago

    Oh silly you bogdan, you should paint your planes in LGBT colors, so that you include everyone

  • my cat passed away. 4.2 years ago

    My patience for posts like this one passed away.

  • New Website Feature 4.4 years ago


  • Mil Mi-24 SCP-1745: The Phantom Helicopter 1.3 years ago

    I really don't know why but every time I see a Mi 24, my brain goes into negative depression mode

  • WHY AM I BROWN!!!!????? 1.8 years ago

    Congrats on losing half your rights, if ya know what I mean ;)

  • German Corsair 1.9 years ago

    What the feck

  • Fuselage art 2 2.5 years ago


  • I will try and make a new "Newspaper" for SP.com 2.7 years ago

    I respectfully advise you to not do it.

  • A forum made to make mean comments towards yourself. 3.6 years ago

    A sheet of paper is more organized than me.

  • Chinese auditorium (true fans would recognize me) 3.6 years ago

    Jiang Zhemin intensifies

  • Just because MIG’s where cheap. Does that really mean they are bad? 3.8 years ago

    Honestly, I've seen most people call Warsaw Pact/Russian equipment bad. But, if you think for a little and, hopefully, get your hands on some hard facts that can be compared, sometimes, Warsaw Pact/Russian equipment outperforms Western equipment. It's a debate that would be absolutely amazing to have and, actually, I think I will start it :)

  • A message to the community regarding motivation. Please read 3.9 years ago

    And to those rather new users (old ones alike) that say they've lost all their motivation: think of a toddler. Then think of a rainy day. This toddler runs around and plays with the other kids just like he does everyday. But all of a sudden, he falls into a puddle choke full of mud. He gets really dirty. Everyone stops from laughing and playing. He becomes the center of attention. "Will he cry?", the world wonders. But to their surprise, the toddler gets back up on his feet as happy as he always is. He's laughing and he's more than happy to scare all the other kids with his muddy appearance :P
    This was you. A long while ago. If you could get up from that puddle and laugh about it, then you sure can do the same now when you've no motivation. Not just here, but also in life. Remember this toddler. He is very young, he is innocent, but he has taught you more than what school has or ever will.

  • MOAR SNOW 4.2 years ago

    Today we had almost 20°C and, over the next week, it's expected to go down to 1. Like, really... THIS cold in the middle of effin March?

  • Mind-Melting Theories/Concepts, and Their Explanations 4.2 years ago

    You forgot the Multigender theory.

  • Please 4.4 years ago

    Shortest description of the Mods button on iOS:

    Because people that buy stuff from Apple barely have an IQ larger than their age, we decided to politely show them the middle finger by adding this menu. Now go play on PC or Android.
    Of course, this is the short way of telling them why. I'm sure everyone will understand it :)

  • Flag of Serbia 2.2 years ago

    @FlagsWorldwide And remember kids:
    Slobodan Milosevic did nothing wrong.

  • Site suggestion: friends 2.2 years ago

    Seems like a good idea.
    Although, once again, I think making a separate forum from the website would bring many more opportunities.
    If that were the case, then I recommend using phpBB. It's a relatively simple forum format with lots of formatting options, many more than Markdown.
    It also better organizes the forum. You can see subcategories in a much, much more orderly and visually appealing fashion.
    It also has this friends feature that you suggest. And foes. Because why not :)
    The only downside would be that you need to pay for hosting. Granted, I don't know how much the price is, but it would mean less profit.

  • I'am having fun 3.1 years ago

    Союз Нерушимый Республик свободных
    Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
    Да здравствует созданный волей народов
    Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

    Славься отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
    Партия Ленина - сила народная
    Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

    Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
    И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
    На правое дело он поднял народы,
    На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

    Славься отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
    Партия Ленина - сила народная
    Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

    В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
    Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
    И красному знамени славной Отчизны
    Ми будем всегда беззаветно верны!

    Славься отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
    Партия Ленина - сила народная
    Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

  • Let me tell you a joke... 3.8 years ago

    "thoroughly think through what you’re doing in future."
    Hmmm... that sounds like good advice. Maybe...
    starts thinking ahead
    [insert AOL login sound here]
    Error: cannot compute future. Variable has not yet been defined.
    But jokes aside, you were right. Both TSAD and the respective user (it happens so that I follow him, thus I was able to see what he had posted) are both, to their respective extent, responsible for what happened. However, if you ask me, that was a bit of satire not necessarily directed at TSAD users.
    Remember that scandal (I think it was about a year ago, plus or minus a month) when they were accused of using scripts to build aircraft? That plane he built resembled exactly what a script-generated aircraft would look like, yet its simplicity was indicating that it was an early version of one such script.
    That plane he posted was very likely satire aimed towards those who still think TSAD and child groups (like WEBM or whatever it's called; I just collectively call them wannabe TSAD, just for the fun of it lol) are using advanced scripts to generate aircraft or, at least, certain parts of an aircraft.
    This is just my point of view on the matter. Remember that I take neither's side since... there is no reason to. I would only stir up even more discord between the two sides if I joined either of them.

  • Upvote to protest useless forum posts 3.9 years ago

    I stopped reading there. I ain't giving you free points for nothing boi

  • Tour of Krakabloa with your Friends From Chernoybl 4.1 years ago

    Am I the only one that, when he's thinking of друг, instantly associates that meme with Chernobyl? :))

  • Seriously, Wikipedia??? 4.2 years ago

    Holy ell, the controls just slipped outta my hands and now... oh well, they dropped into the toilet. Great.

  • The most common mistake: Main Landing Gear position. 4.2 years ago

    But the blonde girl is close to a giant compared to the minion that the brunette one is. So the blonde girl only has to sit down and her weight will do the work :)

  • I took this a little too seriously... 4.3 years ago

    North Korea: 0
    Internet: 1

  • New Website Feature 4.4 years ago

    @CRJ900Pilot If you can't beat 'em, join 'em ;)

  • Renault ft 17 w/ basic interior 4.5 years ago

    Functionality: should I go harsh or gentle on this? Hmmm, think I'll go in-between. 6.5/10. I don't think a Renault FT was supposed to go over 50 mph. Also, its cross-country capabilities are limited. Aaaaaand it also uses the default control scheme.
    Visual: 8.5/10. I like that it has a semi-working interior but it's useless. There's no camera inside so I can't see what's in the cabin. Also, why are there no decals on it?
    Quality: 3/5. I'm more than sure that a few things you did could've been simplified and made better. Especially the tracks.
    Accuracy: 3.5/10. It's, so far, the only replica I've seen which kinda makes it special. Thing is, for such a tank that revolutionized warfare, you did a sort of mediocre job at recreating its "wow" factor. It does look and behave much like the real thing (except for a few things here and there).

    Bonus: for being the first replica I've rated so far, you get 1. For being an acceptable replica, you get a 0.5. For also being a WW1 tank (which I haven't seen that many around), you get a 0.(3). And for being a kinda cute tank, you get a 0.(6). So this makes it a grand total of... 2.5

    The actual grand total: 24.

  • Guide: Ray Tracing 1.6 years ago

    Curiously enough, my GTX1060 can do ray tracing...
    [insert hmmm emoji here]

  • Charity Event 1.6 years ago

    @superTT vibing = feeling so well around a person you might as well spontaneously start to vibrate

  • I’m so depressed from school bullies 1.8 years ago

    Best way to deal with bullies is to piss on them until they catch fire and they make so much smoke that it starts forming rocks out of it under which you burry these mothafuccas

    But quirky curses aside, could you maybe elaborate on this?
    Like, how do they bully you?
    Why do they bully you?
    Are you the only one being bullied?
    When did they start bullying you?

  • Teaser! 1.9 years ago

    Soviet Arctic Explorer
    Just had an article about these in my recommended today

  • The SP map is BAD and NEEDS an UPDATE!!! 2.2 years ago

    That's why you have mods.
    While they aren't the best solution (as mobile users don't have mod support anymore), it provides for many, many more opportunities.
    For instance, I'm now making a map specifically made for tanks. About 9 km^2, so you have lots of land to roam about and some great scenery accompanying it.
    I think the players should be the ones making the maps, and the developers add new parts and functionality.