“If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Do you want to annihilate your enemies with no sense of
remorse, mercy, or guilt? Do you want engines of mass destruction at your greedy, disgusting, grubby fingertips?
At Patterson-Rj, we make these weapons of mass destruction with the cost of absolutely free, Patterson being the railgun branch and Rj being the superlazer branch. Rj merged with Patterson after his company got blown up by a very unfortunate ‘su-57 fail’ incident.
I’ve been on simpleplanes for around 3 years now
If you want to use one of my creations, be free to message me and let me know about what you want to use it for. If it is for wrecking some innocent ship minding its own business off the coast of wright island, I'm all for it.
Z-1 “Zeus” Mass Driver Cannon
Z-46 “Dragon’s Fury” MRL
Realistic Tank Treads
SL-90 "Proprietor" Superlazer
XM-79 Falcon Heavy Artillery Emplacement
Silver: October 25, 2021
Gold: March 9, 2022
Patterson Shop Opens 7:00AM EST and Closes 10:00PM EST
Rj Opens at 9:00AM EST and Closes at 8:00PM EST