6,833 GeneralOliverVonBismarck Comments

  • RailfanEthan’s Sweet Beans 2.8 years ago

    Beans in grey mystery liquid @tsampoy

    +11
  • Douglas C-47 Skytrain 2.1 years ago

    He was just a cherry trooper and he surely shook with fright
    as he checked all his equipment and made sure his pack was tight
    He had to sit and listen to the awful engines roar,
    And he ain't gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    "Is everybody happy?" cried the Sergeant, looking up.
    Our hero feebly answered "yes," and then they stood him up.
    He leaped right out into the blast, his static line unhooked.
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock;
    He felt the wind, he felt the clouds, he felt the awful drop;
    He jerked his cord, the silk spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    The risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome;
    The lines were snarled and tied in knots, around his skinny bones;
    The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground.
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    The days he’d lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind;
    He thought about the girl back home, the one he’d left behind;
    He thought about the medics and wondered what they’d find.
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild;
    The medics jumped and screamed with glee, they rolled their sleeves and smiled;
    For it had been a week or more since last a chute had failed.
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    He hit the ground, the sound was splat, his blood went spurting high;
    His comrades were then heard to say, "A helluve way to die";
    He lay there rolling ‘round in the welter of his gore.
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.
    .
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    Gory, Gory, What a helluva way to die
    He ain’t gonna jump no more.

    +9
  • B1 Battle Droid 2.2 years ago

    This is nothing like the simulations, people are dying and there is a four armed lightsaber wielding cyborg with tuberculosis on the loose

    +9
  • Beta 1.9.204 1.1 years ago

    Tank treads pls. If I Somehow win the power ball ill give you guys a million dollars from it if you add them @AndrewGarrison

    +7
  • Magnetic climber 2.0 years ago

    r/UnexpectedNazism

    +7
  • Molecular Water--H2O 2.9 years ago

    3 balls that have paint on them and twelve upvotes or a SAW that took weeks to make an has no ups

    +7
  • We're in a bundle! 2.1 years ago

    Yay you understand April fools @Paper

    +6
  • Possible idea for 1.9. 2.2 years ago

    So like bmg drive but planes. I like this

    +6
  • Metal Storm 40mm Mortar System 2.7 years ago

    Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

    +6
  • SLRP: The Falken Reich now has 5 Jundroo class aircraft carriers 1.8 years ago

    @thefalkenreich

    "So, Lancaster, you must be wondering why you're banned.
    Well, MrVaultech, the guy who forced Bismark here to send this, is here to tell you why in as excruciating detail possible on Discord!
    So lets first start off with your method of combat! Or better yet, the lack thereof...
    You bombard your enemies with all sorts of flagrantly illegal, immoral, and impossible weapons under the premise that they somehow don't have any SRBM systems, AAA and bomber hunters, or just plain logic.
    And hell, when that doesn't work you just up and surrender! Like, how cowardly are you man?
    You've done this I've assumed every war, and then you break free in the way I'll outline in the next part.
    Then your battleplans don't make any mention of HOW you have these weapons, just saying you have them despite not having any domestic or foreign equipment stated anywhere that could fill this role. A good example of this would be ICBMs, since you just say you have em, but never show anyone examples of your ICBMs.
    I feel I've stated enough of that, now let's just talk about you being an utter pain to every after they capitulate you!
    When you surrendered after the Coalition defeated your WMD's with ridiculous ease, you claimed that dismantling your army completly wreaked your economy, in the matter of seconds...Now, I must make note that my peacekeepers hadn't even landed on your shores if we look at a timeframe, and your military wasn't due for dismantling for another few days.
    Not to mention this was followed up by the event that caused me to ban you, with you claiming your country and its population just suddenly rose up in revolution against forces who hadn't even showed up to peacekeep in your country.
    I would provide the link to this, but Discord, and you've deleted your old account...
    I've gotta say, you are such a disgustingly immoral and childish person, that genuinely the SLRP community would be SIGNIFICANTLY better off without you muddying the name.
    Thank you for reading my TED talk about why you're banned Lancaster, MrVaultech signing off, and letting Bismark send this"

    +5
  • stop 2.1 years ago

    Y don’t u stop spamming him @LancasterAce

    +5
  • P-51 Mustang 2.1 years ago

    Why does an April fools post get more upvotes than my normal stuff. Seriously I don’t think anything I have made has gotten above 12 upvotes

    +5
  • linu - ver - 1.2 (fix for mobile) one year ago

    Wonder how long it will take me to turn this into a Russian federation trooper.

    +4
  • Loop in a glider! 1.9 years ago

    Seeing your face I feel like I saw you somewhere but I’m unsure and uncomfortable

    +4
  • 1.8 Beta now available 2.2 years ago

    I am literally dying while waiting for the iOS beta @weebabyseamus

    +4
  • I looked at the most critical reviews for SP 2.2 years ago

    There was one from a month ago that was like this. Oh mah gawd this game is so auwful nothing works (shows pic of plane that would never fly no matter what) why dosent my stuff work bla bla bla bla. @ThePrototype

    +4
  • FPS limit 2.3 years ago

    Makes so max and min FPS are both 120

    +4
  • A Date With Will Live In Infamy 2.4 years ago

    What the (sorry for my words) FU CK DID YOU JUST SAY MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER NEARLY DIED THAT DAY @LancasterAce

    +4
  • S.D.NAVY-Maywar Island 2.7 years ago

    cold waters@ThomasRoderick

    +4
  • United Archipelago coastal defence gun destroys invading U.S ship, 1973 (colourized) 8 months ago

    later that evening entire island reduced to dust after it attacked US tanker that was sailing nearby

    +3
  • Forum posted way too soon 1.2 years ago

    oh hey, the white knights who didn’t read KDS’s comments are showing up now
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    @AerialFighterSnakes (I’m talking bout u)

    +3
  • Typhoon Class Submarine Archangelsk 1.3 years ago

    We need clear water for Mobile tbh

    +3
  • Please don't do this. 1.4 years ago

    Uhm, images aren’t loading

    +3
  • Red Baron's Bf-109 1.7 years ago

    And he's flying

    Higher, the king of the sky

    He's flying too fast and he's flying too high

    Higher, an eye for an eye

    The legend will never die

    +3
  • Bug or something - please help 1.9 years ago

    I see that your APC is getting a new turret. Also if it’s a subassembly delete it and it might fix the problem @SpiritusRaptor

    +3
  • In the Airport 2.0 years ago

    Free cam needs to be made into base game

    +3
  • Tank creation memes. Number 1, the Sherman Firefly. 2.0 years ago

    The 17 pounder won't fit
    PUT IT IN SIDEWAYS
    the radio won't fit
    CUT A HOLE IN IT AND HAVE IT STICK OUT THE BACK
    the engine is no good
    GET FIVE CAR ENGINES AND PUT THEM TOGETHER

    +3
  • ScCar-9 Pushback Truck 2.1 years ago

    Would be useful if we could switch planes like in KSP. Devs pls

    +3
  • So I drew a plane... 2.2 years ago

    Add an OwO as the tail number @Chancey21

    +3
  • War has begun 2.2 years ago

    We don’t talk about this guy I regard almost all of his posts about the SL rp as fake as he never makes sense and always says he will thanks snap you out of existence. @Strikefighter04

    +3
  • Schwerer Gustav 2.2 years ago

    (Yells Russian bias while loading gold ammo) @BoganBoganTheMan

    +3
  • planer 2.3 years ago

    That feel when a 52 part plane got more upvotes than your 682 part tank that you worked on for almos half the time you have been on the website.

    +3
  • You know you practice too many STOL landings when... 2.4 years ago

    Hmm I wonder if I could do that with a 2500 part an225@Chancey21

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.4 years ago

    It is because at the time this was made it was the most advanced plane built in game @Cegangae

    +3
  • QC-28.34 Rail pacer-4 2.7 years ago

    @TheNightmare811 There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstasy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on
    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
    But the cassock he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on
    But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
    For power became known to more and more people
    The demands to do something about this outrageous
    Man became louder and louder
    This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    Come to visit us they kept demanding
    And he really came
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and said, I feel fine
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him 'til he was dead
    Oh, those Russians

    +3
  • SimplePlanes 2: What features would you add? 2.7 years ago

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    +3
  • S.D.NAVY-Maywar Island 2.7 years ago

    No anti sub hmmmmmm

    Says quietly “Hans get the u-boats”

    +3
  • PACK XML by DPSAircraftManufacturer 2.8 years ago

    I’ve seen this before

    +3
  • oh no 2.8 years ago

    Stab the banan with holy forks

    +3
  • EPIC Space Shuttle commander testing NEEDED 2.8 years ago

    I’ll try

    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
    Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
    Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
    Check ignition and may God's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
    This is Ground Control to Major Tom
    You've really made the grade
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
    Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
    "This is Major Tom to Ground Control
    I'm stepping through the door
    And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
    And the stars look very different today
    For here
    Am I sitting in a tin can
    Far above the world
    Planet Earth is blue
    And there's nothing I can do
    Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
    I'm feeling very still
    And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
    Tell my wife I love her very much she knows
    Ground Control to Major Tom
    Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you "Here am I floating 'round my tin can
    Far above the moon
    Planet Earth is blue
    And there's nothing I can do"

    +3
  • Type 59 Team 2.9 years ago

    @PRC1949 where is the guy holding shopping bags stopping the tanks

    +3
  • Great puns 2.9 years ago

    @PyroManiac

    Double krill
    Triple krill
    OverKrill
    KrillTacular
    Krilltrocity
    Krillimanjaro
    Krilltastrophe
    Krillpocalypse
    Krillionaire

    +3
  • United Archipelago coastal defence gun destroys invading U.S ship, 1973 (colourized) 8 months ago

    I think you underestimate the power of the US. The Japanese once sunk a few of our ships and we unleashed the sun on them. @DeltaBravoSix

    +2
  • ebr 90 11 months ago

    On the irl vehicle the middle four wheels are made of metal and are used when terrain makes passing on just the two regular wheels impossible so the middile ones lower down to help provide more traction and lower ground pressure @OrangeConnor

    +2
  • Thank you for 300k 11 months ago

    Congrats man hope you stay with the community to read a million beside your name @BogdanX

    +2
  • Object 200 IFV one year ago

    @ThomasRoderick @SodiumChloride @Quec thanks for upvoting

    +2
  • Object 200 IFV one year ago

    @TheFantasticTyphoon @Evenstricke333 @Thelegitpilot13 thank you all for upvoting I hope you like it

    +2
  • The SP map is BAD and NEEDS an UPDATE!!! 1.2 years ago

    Another nice thing would be downloadable mod maps for all platforms. Like incorporating the map maker into the game and let people build maps so others can enjoy them

    +2
  • Forum posted way too soon 1.2 years ago

    what you doesn't know is, people have been trying to forget this, but random keeps bringing it up every other message@Lightsaber70

    +2