5,911 G2 Comments

  • I'm Back. 6 months ago

    would definitely love to see some mods.
    but no mobile, just ruins the effect

    +12
  • SI type mothership 5 months ago

    ah yes
    another computer bonfire ship…
    ss roast n’ toast

    +11
  • I did a thing. I am crying and in pain. 5 months ago

    when the graphics card hits the fan:

    +10
  • ArtiElf Type I 2 months ago

    simpleplanes

    +9
  • GKN SIMBA WOOD ARMOR!! (25mm cannon) 7 months ago

    it actually says free wi-fi
    all 5 year olds in a 30 mile radius:

    ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

    +9
  • so long nerd 3 months ago

    "Heroes don't die, they respawn"

    +8
  • Sukhoi Su30 4 months ago

    another sexy sukhoi
    how do you guys do it???

    +8
  • How do I cause a controversy? 6 months ago

    1. make a forum saying you are female
    2. tell good builders their builds suck
    3. make a forum in all caps explaining why the german corsair is not deserving of its upvotes
      and then… profit.
      works every time.

    +8
  • Jundroo turns 10 years old today 6 months ago

    @AndrewGarrison
    Hello fellow dev!
    Happy B-Day to jundroo!

    +8
  • Moby Dick (One Piece) 6 months ago

    @jamesPLANESii moby scrotum

    +8
  • A Memoriam For A True Friend 6 months ago

    Man 2022 has sucked so far, we've lost the Mriya and X99STRIKER?

    +8
  • Andrew 8 months ago

    obamid
    joe bidome
    cubist andrew

    +8
  • QUEEN LIZ! 23 days ago

    yeah she ran out of totems

    +7
  • Need some help with SP on mac... 5 months ago


    T

    +7
  • Hey 5 months ago

    @BeastHunter crypto fluctuates too much, i can hold gold and make guns out of gold

    +7
  • Su 30 Flanker-C 7 months ago

    Here’s controls because they aren’t listed:
    AG1: Engines On
    AG2-AG4: Jettison Ordinance
    AG5-7: Nothing
    AG8: Lights on/off

    +7
  • Egg + Testosorone = 5 months ago

    drugs are bad, kids.

    +6
  • It's been a good ride. 6 months ago

    he sound genuinely destroyed until the end
    happy 40th bday androo

    +6
  • [Tabloid] Nintendo Switch Sandbox Game SimplePlanes Unofficial Release on April 1st. 6 months ago

    This is laughable.
    I ran SP on a cardboard box and it looked better than it did on the DS.

    +6
  • i have no idea what i’ve signed up for 7 months ago

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    • Barry?
    • Adam?

    • Oan you believe this is happening?

    • I can't. I'll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    • You got lint on your fuzz.
    • Ow! That's me!

    • Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    • Bye!

    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    • Hey, Adam.
    • Hey, Barry.

    • Is that fuzz gel?

    • A little. Special day, graduation.

    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    • Hi, Barry.
    • Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    • Hear about Frankie?

    • Yeah.

    • You going to the funeral?

    • No, I'm not going.

    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    • Well, Adam, today we are men.
    • We are!

    • Bee-men.

    • Amen!

    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    • Wonder what it'll be like?
    • A little scary.

    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

    +6
  • Petition 8 months ago

    THIS MAN HAS AN IDEA. IT IS UP TO US TO MAKE IT A REALITY.

    join the andewovement today.

    +6
  • Tutorial Pain 4 months ago

    plane: 480p
    landing gear: 1080p

    +5
  • LAVA 5 months ago

    better yet, add actual friggin napalm.
    controversial i know, but a mech spitting napalm? come on, what’s cooler than that?

    +5
  • Uhhhhhh…… 5 months ago

    @CarrotDynamics
    @Korzalerke
    CEACE AND DECIST OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU

    +5
  • Come here 6 months ago

    @X99STRIKER pin this or wide man will find you

    +5
  • I'm sorry, but... 6 months ago

    :/
    mods would like to know your location

    +5
  • Simple Achievements [WEBSITE UPDATE SUGGESTION] 6 months ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE would any features be locked behind a wall?
    like unless you got x currency you couldn’t post, comment, etc

    +5
  • A German Corsair Animation 6 months ago

    when you unlock a new car in NFS:

    +5
  • Profound Discovery 6 months ago

    ok
    i need some panda express holdup

    +5
  • Maybe… 6 months ago

    AHG
    NO
    why are you leaving?
    :/

    +5
  • Every Single Gold User In One Video 2 months ago

    @Reworkable Oh my god.
    This is friggin cool.
    I paused right on my screenshot!

    +4
  • Bunny Figure 2 months ago

    bro if her eyes were a little farther apart she could see 360 degrees around her like a horse

    +4
  • Boeing 747-409F China Airlines Cargo [B-18701 "60th Anniversary"] 3 months ago

    @Reworkable Not even that can compare.

    +4
  • Map update leaked 3 months ago

    Walvis, buddy, why?

    +4
  • Russian Aircrafts 4 months ago

    You can absolutely post russian craft. Butthurt snowflakes won’t like it, but go ahead!

    +4
  • YES YEEAAAAAEESSS 5 months ago

    now try the yamato.
    good luck lmao
    i run a 1TB SSD I5 W8 laptop and it crashed in seconds of downloading.

    +4
  • Bongus 5 months ago

    @MemrWii np.
    but.
    you know i gotta-
    CAN IT PSM?

    +4
  • The "Tweaking airplanes is okay" section of the rules 5 months ago

    *kneecap destroyer charging sounds*

    +4
  • Help 5 months ago

    @X99STRIKER or, utilizing the revolutionary device known as a “fly swatter”, slap that sorry motherfricker into kingdom come.

    +4
  • I went stalking the SR2 website 5 months ago

    yeah i saw that
    also foxtrotthesergal is the BogdanX of SR2

    +4
  • Thanks For Platinum! 5 months ago

    This jarring turn of events has stirred me from my slumber. (not really)
    congrats M8!

    +4
  • Hey 5 months ago

    @BeastHunter you know what?
    your right.
    but screw you anyway, i’m right-er.

    +4
  • Is there a men’s month? 6 months ago

    [Insert political opinion here.]

    +4
  • Blood Fin 6 months ago

    this man’s face so flat i could eat off it

    +4
  • I ran out of motivation and am leaving SP 6 months ago

    oh no where will i get ft help now
    * returns to sewer *

    +4
  • Suggestion 6 months ago

    @Korzalerke that would be more feasible

    +4
  • Thanks for dev rank! 6 months ago

    ok this meme is getting old now
    or do we have another andrew?

    +4
  • Imma leave simpleplanes 6 months ago

    kthxbye

    +4
  • AF-55B 'Adelaide' (39 Parts) 6 months ago

    @Walvis
    Mobile Friendly Version when?

    +4
  • Random PFP Photos: [SOLVED] 6 months ago

    American Enquirer
    LOL EXPOSED LAWSUIT JUNDROO CANCELED!!
    SECRET STRIFE BEHIND THE SCENES WITH ANDREW AND THE CREW!

    +4