17.3k F104Deathtrap Comments

  • wut? 2.3 years ago

    This is why I could never be a mod. I'd be like "You literally asked for this."

    +22
  • Comment upvote logic one month ago

    Wouldn't it be great if we tried to get attention by creating great builds instead of posting this trash?

    +16
  • community renders 4 5 months ago

    SIMPLE PLANES BUILDERS CHAT:

    ARGUE ABOUT ANIME

    MAKE FUN OF SWITZERLAND

    DONT MESS WITH BLUE BULL

    (seriously, don't mess with him)

    SPBC HAS IT ALL

    FOR REAL THOUGH, SPBC IS WAY MORE HELPFUL THAN THE FORUMS WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING HELP WITH YOUR PROJECTS. SURE, I GET TIRED OF ALL THE ANIME. BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF NICE PEOPLE AND THE MODERATORS BAN THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ANYONE THAT ACTS LIKE A JERK, BUT THEY'RE NOT SUPER STRICT EITHER. IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO POST PICS AND LINKS TO STUFF YOU'RE WORKING ON TO GET FEEDBACK AND IMPROVE YOUR SKILLS. ALSO, BLUE BULL POSTS SOME PRETTY DECENT MUSIC ON THERE SOMETIMES.

    9/10 would recommend to friends (I subtracted one point for all the anime)

    +16
  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4 months ago

    ALL-GLASS FLANKERS INCOMING

    +13
  • SP’s most detailed post on SP’s most detailed posts post 2.0 years ago

    This is such a great post.

    We should make some posts about it.

    +13
  • My favorite aircraft (Teaser) 2.2 years ago

    This F-15 looks weird.

    +13
  • I’m leaving SimplePlanes 2.3 years ago

    KTHXBYE

    +13
  • Something happened.........[Teaser] 4 months ago

    DONT CLICKBAIT

    TEASERS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE EXCITING PICTURES

    Don't let your fans down with boring blocks of text, post some images to keep them interested

    this message brought to you by the Foundation for Less Terrible Forum Posting and the Ad Council

    +12
  • Thoughts about the Songsan Dolphin 3 months ago

    Your design? No.
    Our design.

    [COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES]

    +11
  • First-Ever Radar in SP!! 3 months ago

    Have you considered using an analog rotator and piston system for this? 457 is a lot of parts, and having a single light moving around with a black background and a couple circles to mark distance would probably use fewer than 20 parts.

    No disrespect, this is a staggering amount of effort and the result looks awesome.

    +11
  • Hello. 2 months ago

    Peoples Liberation Army Navy confirmed

    +10
  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4 months ago

    @BuiltBionixInd10

    I will diagnose you with the dumb

    Great point! Being rude, insulting or just a general drama queen is an excellent way to avoid success.

    +10
  • My final post 2.1 years ago

    CLICKBAIT CONFIRMED

    This moderator discovered a weird trick to prevent hair loss

    +10
  • Tupolev TU-22 M3 2.5 years ago

    @Phoza This dude is gonna be a monster as he gets the hang of building stuff on here.

    +10
  • SPBC 2 months ago

    FYI to new players:

    SPBC is an extremely helpful discord server where you can ask questions, find advice and get to know other builders.
    Most of the people who call it "toxic" are in fact trolls that have been banned for being obnoxious, which is another great reason to join if you really think about it.

    +9
  • What are the points for? 2.2 years ago

    Me. All the points are for me.

    Give them to me and you will come to no harm.

    +9
  • This is Wrong.... 2.3 years ago

    UPVOTES DONT MATTER

    That guy posted as a joke. Funny jokes will get upvotes, but they won't teach you how to build better stuff. This game is littered with gold and platinum users that absolutely suck at building. They posted a few lucky memes and got some attention, but now they run around crying about how no one upvotes their stuff anymore because they never bothered to learn anything.

    Don't worry about it. Just focus on learning how to build the stuff you want to play with. Make the truck/plane/boat/cheeseburger/etc. that you can enjoy playing with.

    +9
  • Communist Pingu helps the war effort 2.7 years ago

    You can tell it's communist because the guy in the back is pointing a gun at the guy doing all the work.

    +9
  • Beastie is back playing SP! 2.7 years ago

    Usually the voices of youtubers make me want to smash my phone with a hammer. But this guy wasn't annoying.

    +9
  • POV: You are in a confession room and now must confess the sins you have done in SP 3 months ago

    I downloaded the highest rated tank, painted it blue, deleted all the connection points and re-uploaded it as "winter camo."

    It fell apart into a pile of confetti the moment anyone tried to drive it.

    +8
  • LETHAL WEAPON 5 months ago

    @Strikefighter04 The Nazis relied heavily on French industry during WW2, but were often disappointed. Citroen trucks were particularly notorious for their terrible reliability. What the Germans never realized was that the trucks were fine if they had the proper amount of engine oil, the factory workers had merely sabotaged them by shortening all the oil dipsticks.

    +8
  • Where is CCCP 2.1 years ago

    Secret police send him to gulag

    +8
  • SP logic. 2.3 years ago

    Wait, so you're saying upvotes don't matter?

    Surprise, surprise.

    +8
  • I was wrong I’m not leaving 2.5 years ago

    Youre right. That was stupid. Posts like that are stupid. People should stop making them.

    +8
  • why cant simpleplanes look this good? 2.7 years ago

    Because thr cars aren't made of hundreds of indivual pieces that can fly apart in a split second?

    +8
  • The MP Legacy is over. 3 months ago

    Can't they just edit the mod to only allow small explosions, or to automatically replace said explosives with vanilla weapons?

    +7
  • F-104 Starfighter 1.9 years ago

    My name is 104 and I approve this upload.

    +7
  • Dornier Do 335 Pfeil 2.2 years ago

    I've seen one of these in real life. Ugly, but very intimidating. A true speed demon, nice work.

    +7
  • Check out my gofundme page! 2.3 years ago

    Sorry, intent on global destruction.

    I guess you could call me an aspiring villain.

    +7
  • BB-63 Missouri 2.3 years ago

    Worst airplane ever

    Can't fly, no landing gear, very slow. 1 out of 5 stars

    +7
  • APOLOGIES 2.3 years ago

    As with everything else you do on here, the results were worth waiting for. Don't be too hard on yourself, I hope you are feeling better.

    +7
  • Is it possible for an Android version of SP to have graphics of the PC version of SP? 2.3 years ago

    My guess is that it's a near certainty, but only because you haven't defined the specs of the hardware involved. There are some mighty slow PC's out there and some mighty powerful mobile hardware. At what point the two intersect is a matter of research and debate.

    +7
  • TELL SOMEONE THEIR VALUE 2.5 years ago

    Your attempts at getting attention are already beginning to backfire. I recommend you reevaluate your situation before you are heaped with more social setbacks. I understand you need an outlet for your feeling and that you've lost some friends but you will have to be patient, perhaps you can join additional social networks that may be more suitable to your needs.

    +7
  • So... paint.net is pretty damn good for designing planes 2.8 years ago

    Left your F-22 out in the rain and it got all soggy, huh? You'd better hang that thing up in the furnace room and hope it gets dry before mom comes home or she's gonna be pissed.

    +7
  • Ocean one month ago

    UNDA DA SEA!

    +6
  • i think the upvote system is out dated 2 months ago

    I like how the point system gets new players interested in the game, but I really hate this constant scheming. Just build what you like. If you really want points, then learn how to build great stuff. But enough with the shortcuts, seriously.

    +6
  • Irish Tank Kamikaze Took on a King Tiger & Won 2 months ago

    @WarHawk95 Lengendary? MIRACULOUS! When was the last time you saw a bunker that could move?

    +6
  • LEAVING TIME. 3 months ago

    POST OF THE WEEK

    +6
  • Is the Sp community becoming toxic? 4 months ago

    Is SimplePlanes dying?
    Is the community toxic?
    Is [some user] dead?
    These, and more weekly questions can always be answered with a simple 'No.'

    +6
  • Mack MRU600 Trash Truck WM - AMREP HX-450-FL 5 months ago

    This is the most detailed Tiger tank I have ever seen!

    +6
  • Music Today VS Old Music Rant 8 months ago

    You've got it all wrong.

    It's music, an artform. It's not a contest. It's not professional sports! I can play you a death metal album so complicated that only a few living people on Earth could ever perform it live, but I guarantee you won't enjoy it as much as a Kinks song that only uses power chords. Trying to quantify music by its complexity completely removes it from its emotional impact, its social context, and utterly guts the fun from it. It's like eating a hamburger and complaining that the cook didn't pay close enough attention to the geometric arrangement of sesame seeds on the bun.

    +6
  • Mustang GT 2.0 years ago

    No wings, no machineguns, too many wheels in the landing gear, no discernable propeller, too many seats, not nearly enough horsepower. I am almost certain that the 8th Airforce would be out of luck if they were issued this aircraft to defend its bombers from the predation of the Luftwaffe.

    Sweet interior.

    1/5 stars

    +6
  • Subscribe to PewDiePie 2.1 years ago

    HOW ABOUT YOU GO TELL HIM TO PLAY SIMPLE PLANES INSTEAD OF BOTHERING US HERE?

    SP needs your support a lot more than some jerk who gets paid a bazillion dollars to pander to children and play videogames badly.

    +6
  • Cringy teenage rant on Christmas 2.1 years ago

    The years between 15 and 21 are two edged. On the one hand, you are at the peak of your health: every physical thing you do is at its easiest, even wounds heal faster and you are somewhat resistant to damage. People you know are attractive and fun: because of school you are literally surrounded by people your own age, this may seem like no big deal but it is, never again will it be so easy to make friends and romantic partners. Life isn't hard yet: some teenagers have to pay bills, support their family and work full time jobs but chances are that you don't, life hasn't beat the crap out of you yet and there is much to look forward to in terms of ambition.

    On the other hand you begin to see yourself as an adult despite having zero experience with the real world. You haven't yet realized that opinions (and your opinion in particular) are almost totally worthless. Many (most?) teenagers are extremely self absorbed, spending tremendous amounts of time cultivating a look or persona and very little time observing the cause and effect of other peoples lives. Worse yet, other people will assume you are selfish and shallow, even if that is not the case.

    Every year has its challenges, the key is identifying opportunies and taking advantage of them.

    +6
  • My First CHALLENGE For Everyone! 2.2 years ago

    RAF CHALLENGE

    (posts a Stuka)
    Sounds legit.

    +6
  • My Guesses for SP 1.8 2.2 years ago

    A CANNON!

    THEY BETTER ADD A FREAKING CANNON!!!
    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

    +6
  • Functionality, Good Looks And How To Get In The Good Books 2.3 years ago

    A long time ago, on a computer that is now in a trash heap far, far away I decided to recreate the pyramid temple of Chichen Itza in Minecraft. It was glorious. 1:1 scale, intricate semi-precious stone inlays, interdimensional portal. Did I mention that I built it a hundred feet in the air and used lava to illuminate it? Glorious.

    At least, it should've been. I didn't plan out my project very well. I only set aside enough raw materials to make the outside walls and the floating floor it sat on. Once the walls were complete, the whole interior was infested with mobs and I had an exponentially larger amount of stone to mine. At first I tried to fix things quickly by dumping layers of lava and then water, but that just made huge blobs of fire, water and stone scattered about. In the end I just gave up and the pyramid sat there in the sky, bright as a Las Vegas casino, dumping lava and water, laughing at me.

    That's kind of how a lot of creations on here are. Cool ideas that get turned into gigantic flying messes that look pretty but are basically junk because people didn't think beyond the surface.

    +6