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Hey Zubes, can you pass the ketchup?
Hey have you ever tried natural ketchup?
awesome spit take
Natural ketchup?
Yeah, it tastes like regular ketchup except there's no high fructose corn syrup in it. Its more natural.
Hm, does it taste better?
I like it more, but I guess its an acquired taste. Regular ketchup tastes kind of sugary to me now.
Hm.
Hm.
Yeah.
Hm.
Is it still red?
Reddish-brown. A little darker than Heinz.
Can you... can you put it on French fries?
I use it like regular ketchup.
Can you get it at a normal grocery store?
I think so, yeah.
Hey Zubes is it a place?
No?
Is it expensive?
Regular priced.
Is it pulpy?
No.
Does it need to be refrigerated?
Thats up to you.
Its soupy right?
No.
Do you eat it everyday?
You could.
Does it smell good?
Yeah.
Is it edible?
Yes.
Is it smaller than a breadbox?
I guess it depends-
Yes or no?
Yes.
Is it all natural?
Yes.
Is it a condiment?
Yes.
Is it mustard?
No, 18
Is it an organic relish?
No, 19
Is it natural ketchup?!
Yes!!
Everyone in the restaurant proceeds to start screaming in joy, Andrew rips his shirt off as the credits roll and Ross squirts ketchup onto Andrew


Previously known as CaptainCanada