2,353 CallsignGizmo Comments

  • Soft body physics in SimplePlanes 11 months ago

    @Majakalona
    Upvote this comment as a downvote

    +14
  • Bananacraft Mk. III (PEA) 12 days ago

    "It's the most beautiful thing I ever seen in my life! It's a bah-nana-nah... NEXT TO A BAH-NANA-NAH!" - some guy on the internet

    +6
  • 1Part HUD 2.3 years ago

    Send help! I'm an idiot who has almost no knowledge of funky tree!
    Do you put something in place of TGTPOSLocalX/Y/Z or do I put TGTPOSLocalX/Y/Z in place of something else?

    +6
  • Report Post one month ago

    @Christiant2
    I was about to say...
    Might have to report this

    +5
  • Skibidi toitlet 3 months ago

    Last time I said this, it was my most upvoted comment, time for it once more.

    Use this comment as a downvote

    +4
  • Gold special 3 months ago

    ALRIGHT EVERYONE LET'S GET @SIMPLPLEYNS TO PLATINUM!!!

    +4
  • Sukhoi SU-25T 6 months ago

    Look, Ma! A froggy!

    +4
  • paraglider titanosaur one year ago

    Who else after reading the warning immediately downloaded this and landed it in the water?

    Try it… It’s fun

    +4
  • Funky Trees! 1.5 years ago

    I could have sworn there was a way to tell if an aircraft was locking on to you, but I can't see it here (not the beeping sound and the flashing text I mean for funky trees).
    If anyone can help me with that I would greatly appreciate it, I'm making an RWR for my XV-5

    +4
  • He is wanted in 86 countries for war crimes 2 months ago

    Why are you talking about my friends and I?

    +3
  • (potato) Toyota Supra MK4 1998 3 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP
    This (Ignore the cringeworthy intro)

    +3
  • [Monarchii] Izumo-class DDH MRNS Sumire Uesaka 4 months ago

    Here before the Mouse!

    (Am I still allowed to say that after @GuardianAerospace?)

    +3
  • W word sauce 4 months ago

    WORCESTISHIRE SAUCE

    +3
  • Flying Coffins 6 months ago

    Is this what the F-104 pilots saw when they looked at their plane?

    +3
  • Low-budget Electric Fan 8 months ago

    It's my biggest fan!
    Now Imma use about fifty thousand of these to make a plane fly.

    +3
  • F-14A Tomcat IRIAF 11 months ago

    @CR929thenewSPplayer
    Only in Iran

    +3
  • Simple Forces 1.3 years ago

    TAG ME WHEN THE WEIRD TOMCAT THING IS DONE I WANT TO SEE HOW THE HMD LOCKING IS DONE AHHHHH!!!
    Probably didn't need all caps for that lol.

    +3
  • 1Part HUD 2.3 years ago

    @PlanariaLab
    I have very little experience with funky tree, what am I meant to do with the TGTPOSLocal(X/Y/Z)?

    +3
  • simple mig15 (15 parts) 29 days ago

    bro my gaming pc can't run this

    Too many parts

    +2
  • COMAC C919'S LANDINGGEAR one month ago

    @A380istheGOAT
    I regret to inform you, but the B747 is the GOAT

    +2
  • Money one month ago

    I like money too

    +2
  • Balance thingy icon one month ago

    It is the forces/ center of mass/lift/thrust thingy

    +2
  • a MAPA 737 but I made it launch to space one month ago

    I will send you to Jesus

    +2
  • Attack the D point! 2 months ago

    Wart hunder

    +2
  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 2 months ago

    Did anyone read the whole “Will it have part x/y/z” paragraph?

    +2
  • Simple soda.. but its OlL flavor 3 months ago

    Here comes my country’s military!

    +2
  • Sukhoi Su-35 'Flanker-E' 3 months ago

    How have you surpassed my 2.4 years on this site in three days? Why is the world like this?

    +2
  • [PEA] Sukhoi Su-75 Checkmate 4 months ago

    @BadahhMuscleCar001
    I know all the different font things, but what do you do for the thing to the left of your rating of the build?

    +2
  • Grumman F-14A Tomcat (VF-111 Sundowners) 5 months ago

    @Pan
    Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, it just irks me to see inaccuracies in the Tomcats on the website. I was just trying to share the little knowledge I have :)

    +2
  • HMD Lock System 5 months ago

    @RoastHam9146
    OHHH!!! I think I figured out how it's done!
    And T.

    +2
  • Type-76 BCV MRNS Chervona Noblysk 5 months ago

    @Cerdd
    Catch this stealth penetration missile? More like hold this F-15 for me my dude (Go to 9:20)

    +2
  • Working guillotine 5 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    I RATHER NOT DIE YET!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND YET!!! WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHYYY?!?!?!

    +2
  • Working guillotine 5 months ago

    PLEASE NO!!!

    +2
  • YF-13A 5 months ago

    @CycloneSP
    Just a note, the reason there aren't so many wing folding joints, is because it's a lose-lose for the aircraft. The joints/actuators are heavy and do you really want your wing to fold in on itself if you put too much load on it? It lessens the strength of the wing.
    I must agree with @LunarEclipseSP, something about those air intakes makes it look a lot like a bootleg Yakovlev Yak-141/Yak-41 :)

    +2
  • [M-WAR] Bangka Technical 5 months ago

    @Apollo018362
    I love working on cockpits, I can help you with that one if you'd like. It's a cute little trainer, looks great!

    Edit: My bad, didn't realize it's out already.

    +2
  • [M-WAR] Arnmrik-class Missile Boat 5 months ago

    So what's this whole war about?

    +2
  • UF-5A R.U.A.F (BeastMode) 6 months ago

    Finally, the X-32 air intake!
    (...and the Su-75's)

    +2
  • AQG-05 Kaland 6 months ago

    I am deeply unnerved by this thing...

    +2
  • Grumman F-14B "Tomcat" USAF ADCOM Interceptor 6 months ago

    @GuardianAerospace @Mousewithamachinegun123
    I'm not out, spotlight time!

    +2
  • The average Ace Combat pilot 8 months ago

    Music: 10/10
    Video: 6/10
    Meme: 9/10

    Overall:

    11/10

    What do you mean that’s not the average of 6, 9, and 10?

    +2
  • A skeleton 9 months ago

    Easy fix if you crash, just drink some milk

    +2
  • Your worst nightmare 10 months ago

    Pain…

    In case no one gets this post, this is the time limit that can set on Apple for different types of apps or specific apps.

    +2
  • Paper F-14A (READ DESC) 10 months ago

    @TheOfficalMarylander
    It’s a Tomcat, everyone knows cat’s hate water. You might even say it’s more realistic, rain doesn’t even faze the real Tomcat.

    +2
  • [AI] auto ejecting Wasp-B 10 months ago

    @ReinMcDeer
    I have VoiceAttack for DCS and I set up a command in which I say:
    “Jester, go bye bye!” And it disarms my seat then yanks the ejection handle. Then Jester goes bye bye.

    +2
  • Cessna 152 PP-ERA 11 months ago

    @DatMaluchGuy19
    I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

    +2
  • Simpleplanes memes, with a hint of slander pt1 11 months ago

    @ToeTips
    So true. Yeah I meant as I lay there in bed, not in me dreams.

    +2
  • F/A-18X Hyperhornet (Blue Angels Edition) one year ago

    @Mason08 because yes

    +2
  • Dont upvote one year ago

    I did it

    +2
  • Camera movement with g-force 1.1 years ago

    You can use a piston with the input:
    VerticalG / 10
    Change the / 10 to whatever number you want to tweak how much it affects the piston. Bigger number, less movement.
    Also, under the “Piston” section of the xml menu, set preventBreaking to true. Same capitalization as that.

    +2
  • 1Part HUD 1.1 years ago

    @PlanariaLab
    I'm sure you're busy with a really cool project right now, but if you could, would you make an F-14A/B style HUD for me? I would greatly appreciate it if you could. And OF COURSE I would credit you in my build.

    +2