40.1k Awsomur Comments

  • Memes 3.2 years ago

    Why is this my top comment

    +32
  • ANDREW GARRISON 3.3 years ago

    That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

    +20
  • Dear SimplePlanes community 3.2 years ago

    Go back to Smearth, rocketboy.

    +19
  • Wasp 3.6 years ago

    Who’s flying in 2019

    +19
  • Tully is gone! 2.2 years ago

    Pentagon
    Hexagon
    Octagon
    Tullyisgon

    +18
  • Monster 3.6 years ago

    Don’t 👏 claim 👏 you 👏 like 👏 SimplePlanes 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don’t 👏 know 👏 what 👏 this 👏 is

    +18
  • Andrew Garrison died? 4.8 years ago

    Yes, I killed him for not creating SimplePlanes with vanilla multiplayer.

    +18
  • Memes 3.3 years ago

    Anyone else makes fun of America: lol
    America make fun of anyone: RACIST CAPITALIST PIGS YOUR COUNTRY IS IN SHAMBLES SUCK IT AMERICA

    +17
  • Is bomb whistling possible? 3.6 years ago

    Just say “wheeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww” whenever you drop a bomb.

    +17
  • It's been a good ride. 5 months ago

    It’s okay Andrew, I’m resigning from Jundroo as well.

    +16
  • Funky Trees! 2.8 years ago

    Am I the only one who thought you were talking about actual trees.

    +16
  • Simple Planes isn’t dying 3.2 years ago

    Damn your internet must be slow because I’m pretty sure this post is from 2017.

    +16
  • Ag. 8 4.5 years ago

    Better yet, let us choose which AGs are automatically on. Sometimes I need more than one to be auto-on, and other times I need none of them to be on.

    +16
  • I wonder 3.2 years ago

    • You don’t advertise your planes
    • You don’t seem to be improving in your building skills
    • Points don’t matter
    • Time on the site doesn’t matter
    • You made this post

    +15
  • Fire-and-forget Guardian 2.8 years ago

    Top 10 overpowered anime characters

    +14
  • iOS Mods? Coming soon maybe? 3.0 years ago

    I propose that the SimplePlanes website automatically remove any post the the words “iOS” and “mods” in the title.

    +14
  • this guy in minecraft chat 3.1 years ago

    God forbid somebody have an opinion.

    +14
  • Facts about Tully 3.5 years ago

    -Tully jokes are copy/pastes of Chuck Norris jokes

    +14
  • Im quitting SimplePlanes now 6 months ago

    Imagine quitting SimplePlanes.

    +13
  • Publish Unlisted Airplanes 2.5 years ago

    Finally I can show off my secret catgirl robot project.

    +13
  • WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE ANIME GIRLS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE? 2.8 years ago

    Let’s he honest, Lando is way hotter than any anime girl.

    +13
  • New Moderator 3.4 years ago

    There were so many moderators involved in that exchange it was like Infinity War.

    +13
  • Star Wars Episode VIII "The Last Jedi" 3.6 years ago

    I predict that the First Order will attack and destroy the Resistance base, only for their dreadnought to be destroyed by the sister of an Asian social justice warrior who goes with Finn to Las Vegas (where they find up riding race horses) to find a codebreaker who can get through the shields of the First Order flagship, where Rey will kill Snoke and team up with Kylo Ren before Luke Skywalker appears to face Kylo as an apparition.
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    If I had told you that 2 years ago you would’ve laughed.

    +13
  • JUNDROO seriously you need to find a way to earn more money 3.0 years ago

    SP does cost money you know. That's probably enough for them.

    +12
  • The greatest collaboration in the history of SimplePlanes. 3.0 years ago

    Me: “Should I be worried that this bread was made with GMOs?”
    Bread: “No.”

    +12
  • Don't screw with the SP community 3.1 years ago

    This won’t be the Meme of the Week.
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    It’s the Meme of All Time.

    +12
  • Yay I am two years old 3.2 years ago

    reported for being underaged

    +12
  • Isn't the SimplePlanes community the BEST! 3.4 years ago

    I’m pretty sure even the Flat Earth Society has a better community than Fortnite.

    +12
  • What’s your feelings on this Mr. Garrison? 3.4 years ago

    I have a solution to your problem; ready for this? It might blow your mind:
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    Just ignore the RP posts
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    As long as some people can do civilized RP, then the tag should stay. Andrew and all the other dev’s opinions hav been stated through Tully’s post and comments. So just don’t pay any attention to the RP people that go nuts. The mods will handle that.
    .
    Also, don’t compare people to Nazis.

    +12
  • Prepare for Cringe 10 months ago

    Jundroo spelled backwards is “Oordnuj.”

    +11
  • What each SP weapon is based off of! 2.4 years ago

    Smh can’t believe test dummy isn’t listed on here as a weapon of mass destruction.

    +11
  • I suffered a tragic event 3.0 years ago

    You killed Spider Man!

    +11
  • Was clearing out the attic, found this 3.0 years ago

    Literally the funniest thing I’ve read all day. #9 was the best. Thanks for sharing!

    +11
  • What will jundroo decide to add to SP after SR2 is complete? 3.1 years ago

    Come on dude, everyone knows there’s no circles in Minecraft

    +11
  • Hi 3.3 years ago

    Welcome to SimplePlanes, the best airplane game in the universe! I’m definitely not the best builder, but I can give you some advice on how to make the best creations:
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    - Look at some of the most popular planes and deconstruct them. Analyze how they’re put together and try to mimic it on your builds.
    - Always use fuselage instead of blocks!
    - The center of lift should be slightly behind the center of mass.
    - More wing area = better maneuverability.
    - When your first starting, ask for help from experienced builders. Everyone here is friendly and willing to help.
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    Also, try building a propellor plane first. It’s easier than a jet plane.
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    Hope these tips help. If you’ve got any questions, just notify me by typing @Awsomur.

    +11
  • It's been a good ride. 5 months ago

    Yes! Except mine will be performing the Tragedy of Macbeth.

    @AndrewGarrison

    +10
  • We're doing merch! 10 months ago

    Did not see an option for Jundroo-themed underwear. Disappointed.

    +10
  • An Actual Discrace To The SP Community. 2.2 years ago

    Sounds like someone’s jealous over Internet points

    +10
  • Why Mod banners are red 2.9 years ago

    I’m black because I’m... uh....

    +10
  • Guess who just flew a Cessna 172 Skyhawk today (face reveal) 2.9 years ago

    You look sharp man.

    +10
  • I evolved! (JamesBoA >>> BlackBoA) [includes teaser] 2.9 years ago

    Listen man, we’ve all wanted to be black at some point, but deleting your account doesn’t make any sense.

    +10
  • Stop “airplane stealers” Petition 3.1 years ago

    Seeing as there’s literally a rule against stealing airplanes, there’s no reason for a petition.

    +10
  • SP DRAMA ALERT! 3.1 years ago

    This post is so cringe

    +10
  • Another Relatable Meme 3.3 years ago

    When you take another player’s build and just add weapons and paint:
    “Feels like it belongs to someone else.”

    +10
  • How to make perfect circles in SP using Fine Tuner! 3.4 years ago

    If a square has four 90 degree angles.
    And 90 x 4 = 360
    AND a circle is equal to 360
    Then a square is a circle.

    +10
  • NavalGunControl 4.2 years ago

    When your first upvote is Gestour, you know you’ve done something right.

    +10
  • Messerschmitt 109 4.2 years ago

    You’re first build wasn’t exactly a masterpiece either. No one’s was. So just be kind to new users, ok?
    @BreadOnButter

    +10
  • Caption This Photo! 4.3 years ago

    In Soviet Russia, plane IS submarine.

    +10
  • This game is infuriatingly janky and there's no tutorials on anything. 6 months ago

    To reflect the nature of recent updates, Jundroo has announced that it will rename the game to “JankyPlanes” in all future marketing.

    +9
  • Area 88 Challenge - Coming soon! 2.7 years ago

    Miko, can we have Area 51?
    No, we have Area 51 at home.
    At home:

    +9