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Help me

5,674 G2  4 months ago
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I have reached the limits of my sanity.
Something snapped.
I require assistance in a timely manner as to prevent my inevitable downside into an uncontrollable emotional and mental state called ‘insanity’.
ngl i’m bored.

General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 1.9ft (0.6m)
  • Length 164.0ft (50.0m)
  • Height 164.0ft (50.0m)
  • Empty Weight 595lbs (270kg)
  • Loaded Weight 595lbs (270kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 385

Parts

  • Number of Parts 3
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 9
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    It says According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mod I think. (I copyed and pasted it lol)

    +2 2 months ago
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    5,674 G2

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE expectation: reading in a library
    reality: this

    +1 4 months ago
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    @AlmostADev mr incredible becoming uncanny

    +1 4 months ago
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    5,674 G2

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE proceeds to empty the fridge of milk
    oh crap!
    we… are out of milk.
    guess i’ll go get more…

    4 months ago
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    My 69420 braincells went to buy milk

    4 months ago
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    30.2k 50CalChicken

    Almost, I read your state of the nation, here is an offer: I am offering 5 of these in order to help you out, please enjoy.

    4 months ago
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    @STOPFINNINGSHARKS I'd recommend seeing a doctor but honestly, i think you're just too far gone, sorry man.

    4 months ago
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    5,674 G2

    @STOPFINNINGSHARKS wow… that’s-
    that’s some dedication.

    4 months ago
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    I read the hole thing my brain hurts

    4 months ago