@IMULAerospaceIndustries sounds fine too me.

This Outruns Star Destroyer Missiles

@ouioui126 i know

@Metalpipe223 you're very late

SR 71 FEDEX!1!1!1!1!!11!11!1!1 1

@MoupiPics fr tho

I always see dis

FedEx when they see 102091774782 billion bad ratings about late deliveries:

yea

@SomeDude1 fuselage art. It can be used with XML modding or just changing the shape. I’m not a good plane maker, but I can tell you what it was.

How did you make the fedex decal? Please someone reply on how

I wonder why I saw a FedEx sr-71 Fly pass me my package wasn’t delivered

Time to deliver in the F A S T way boiz!

The thumbnail is partially inaccurate. I made a flight from Wright Airport across the ocean to Yeager, and it was mostly optimized. I started the time at my first throttle input, and stopped it when the plane came to a complete stop. It took me 1 minute, 59.16 seconds, meaning you could’ve ordered same day delivery at (the latest) 11:58 and 1.84 seconds (11:58:1.84).
However
This is assuming your package literally teleports from the warehouse stock room into the plane as it starts its takeoff roll, and it teleports from the plane into your hands right as it comes to a complete stop on the runway (also assuming you’re standing right next to where it stops).
Meaning when humanity unlocks supersonic cargo capabilities and teleportation, you can order same day delivery a little after 11:58 and still get your package, with a little bit of added danger of walking onto an active runway.

When you order same day shipping at 11:50am halfway across the world:

It’s so f##king fast🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

lol nice

For some reason, the front is invincible

Same day shipping agreed, takin your package at 1000mph.

Jokes aside, that livery is awesome!

MEMES XDDD

@Juno yes and he downloaded this plane

@Rjenteissussy
He plays SimplePlanes?

swiss001 downloaded the plane

fed-ex has upgraded to jet power i think teleportation is next

hahahahahha

@AviationCat007 ok

@PyrrhaNikos do you mind I use this for a build of mine

@CatMasterLuke Luke, It was a trick statement I used the term "Fighter Jet" on purpose. The Mig "Fox Bat" still holds that record. None of those other aircraft are classified as fighter jets. Gotcha ! Lol lol.

@Zaineman Correction: the fastest manned plane ever is the X-15,
Capable of 7 times the speed of sound. The fastest unmanned plane is the X-43, with a top speed of 10 times the speed of sound

Sonic Boom
"Mom! Our package is here!"

Flies like a dream. Fun fact, This aircraft was originally designated the RS - 71. While giving a speech the president accidentally called it the SR-71. So the engineers said "Well, it's the SR 71 now" and they changed the name to what we know now the SR-71 Blackbird. Another fun fact the SR-71 is the fastest aircraft but the fastest fighter jet is the Mig-25 FoxBat built in 1970 ! (The difference is semantics. Fighter jet versus aircraft).... Z

Where it absolutely positively has to be delivered overnight

Do you know if you can do the same thing as this but with UPS

So Fast!

Yep@NoodlelemonsUwU

Free worldwide shipping with this.

"Dropping the package"

Air drop in coming

That would make a good vid

oh COME ON @Bobobobob

I was scrollin thru and this one made me laugh

Notice the arrow between the E and X in fedEX

Never gonna give you up

Congratulations your meme has reached like 10 other discord servers not related to SP

Bruh brup

lol

@CaptainRex123 you’re right, instead I got a chocolate advert.

Definetly not a Rick roll

Love this! Cracked me up

@ChiChiWerx could u look at one of my planes, pick which one u find best, Not my discus. And tell me why and how I could improve it please?

Mmm i like 4fps, but the plane is nice :)

HA! nice!

Great build

This is the only SR-71 Blackbird that ive flown and I LOVE IT

I’ve seen this meme before. It’s so funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChiChiWerx I posted the plane it is the one with the word help in its name. Pls don't make the guns(you will see what I'm talking about in the description) with a high part count

@ChiChiWerx mistake lol wrong plane. I will post it right now.

@ChiChiWerx if u didn't get the notif then go to my account it is the bomber staaken zeppelin. He description has a message

@ChiChiWerx did u got the notification?

@Dest35 sure thing. Just tag me on an unlisted and I’ll take a look.

@ChiChiWerx em I need your help a bit in an unlisted post I made. Can u pls take a look?

@ChiChiWerx I really didn't think that u would answer from this stupid comment lol

@ChiChiWerx ok Boomer :)

@Dest35 you’re calling me out? That’s funny 😀

@ChiChiWerx ok Boomer

Bruh we got to make a real thing.

@NightmareCorporation wait really?

@YesMyFriend you just made my night

@NightmareCorporation did you see that?

@NightmareCorporation what?

@YesMyFriend HOLY SHIT

@NightmareCorporation its on this one (at 2:26): yee

@NightmareCorporation i stole your thumbnail on this post for a video is that ok? its not even mine :P

@ChiChiWerx about the cockpit I forgot about that before uploading

The way I laughed at this was along the lines of: "HUYAHAHAHEYHUE"

how did you make the afterburner, i struggle with all of mine

Humorous. The build itself follows the outer mold line fairly accurately, with a few exceptions...the windscreen being a notable example. FedEx logo is well done, I will admit and the wrapping is pretty good. But it would look better in black, IMHO, perhaps you’ll do a more historically accurate livery soon? Flight model needs a little work, as it flies way too fast down low and way too slow up high. Highlight is the stability, which is good, the SR was a big jet, so the smooth, stable control response is what I would expect. I would increase the slow speed control responsiveness a little bit more as landing takes a bit too much anticipation (but, really, how would I know? Never even flew the SR sim). Acceleration is ridiculously fast and brake stopping power is better than a 737 on auto brakes MAX. Revising the flight model probably wouldn’t take too much to yield more accurate results: The drag points are probably in the ballpark and I would simply lower total thrust and revise the throttle input to incorporate IAS (ram air effect) and altitude. Revising the weight and fuel to RL numbers would also help greatly with realism, the RL jet was a fairly large bird at over 150,000 lbs. Last, I would revise the cockpit view to make it to approximate the RL cockpit view.

My only problem is FedEx still drives faster.

commercial SR71 , NIIIIIIICE

wow one hour delivery

lol

Next they’ll use rocket engines

Time to make an Amazon Prime SST

You give us this yet you won't give us a Pepsi Concorde :eyes: lol I'm only kidding

Lmao its so fast

Same Hour Shipping via SUPERSONIC PACKAGE DROP....

The more I look at it the funnier it gets - also, do not dive at high speeds from great heights. Speed wobbles occur. Overall this is one of the best planes I’ve seen in a while.

Lol. @AWESOMENESS360

Aaah yes, a good meme build.

eBay need this xD

I have lost so many brain cells looking at this, I love it

now make a flying FedEx Truck

When FedEx loses your package cause they had to dump weight to avoid Russian missiles.

@Sm10684 Then y’all better get ready for FedEx to deploy the Tic-Tacs for near-instantaneous transport of packages!

when you want a nuke with your new pillow case

Hello, this is the FedEx special Blackbird delivery service here to deliver your package with the utmost damager, destroying your package in the prosses :)

(very nice Lockheed Martin SR-71 Blackbird)

:)

By the way how did you do the lettering so good?

@Mostly i know i just thought it was funny.

lol

bruh 50calChicken made a UPS version...THIS IS GON' BE THE BATTLE FOR THE AGES

but what if you order same day delivery at 11:59:59

@tucan No, it's @NightmareCorporation 's. The legend just built it in SP instead of SR2. The FedEx mafia is growing, and nobody will be able to stop us >:)

I wish

There is something similar to this on simplerockets website

I like this a lot

@Mostly isnt this yours lol

10 years in the future:

Extra money... more people will need medical supplyes.@shipster

The meme “tracking my package after I order it” is now real! Through from the past few deliveries I had by fed-ex they will be dropping it from 56,000 feet without a parachute...

Ive seen this somewhere... SR2! Its me, lemme put my meme here again.

Now make fed ex abrams

Bombing ru- what @idk201011323

Genius!

People who ordered from FedEx: yea it will come in 7 days (one week)
FedEx: nope we are just gonna take the SR-71 which goes 80,000 ft and cruise speed at Mach 3.2

Can I post something similar to this please?

This is pretty well made!

looooooooooool

Very epic

drops package in bombing run

This is both amazing and hilarious, great job!

saw this one on the subreddit

Same day delivery from LEGO.com

good build. i would upvote if i have enough points ( only 20 points now )

My goodness is this excellent. I've pulled the same thing four times, but by far this is ingenious.

Oh yeah I'm not active on sr but I might check it out. @NightmareCorporation

@Hedero I think Mostly from Simplerocket done a better job than me

When someone from Russia orders same day shipping at 11:59 PM

Super quality build my guy. I love that you've done custom gear, custom turkeyfeathers, and everything else. Keep it up!

MEME MATERIAL

Lol ಠ_ಠ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Yeyyy its that jet i saw in SR that I was looking for

imagine if this was a real plane used by FedEx. It would be really nice to a FedEx SR-71 flying at Mach 3 overhead to deliver a package.

@Strikefighter04 thanks

Very nice paneling!

helo po, my fellow pinoy

@NightmareCorporation its also 11 days ago

@NightmareCorporation 😂

@WSindustries HOLY S###!! I thought I'm the first one to make this

@NightmareCorporation click this

@WSindustries ?

saw this on simple rockets 2

@ArkRoyalTheDDhunter

@UsualPioneer
@Simps
@AWESOMENESS360

@DonaldAs2121