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Ugandan Knuckles

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-curtain opens-
Narrator: “This scene takes place in an artist’s workplace in the deep forests in Uganda, Africa. A man sitting at his desk on a chair is carefully creating a self-portrait of a Ugandan Knuckle. However, this Knuckle needs his self-portrait to be flawless to show to his fellows, but sooner than later, he gets more than he asked for...”

Guy: -walks over to Knuckle- “Sir, ...your portrait is ready, want to take a look?”

Knuckle: “Shu mah de wey!!”

Guy: -leads him to portrait, unveils it-

Knuckle: -silence- “...Ganda beh kidding broodah. Dis no de wae to maik a Knuckle N0B!! GU BEK TO UGANDA YU SKINNY NOMNOT.”

Guy: “Well, you see... I have other things to work on... But... ok what do I do to ge-“

Knuckle: “FIND DE WEY B!@$#!!”

Guy: -backs away slowly- “Why dont you?” >:3

Knuckle: -spazzes out of room- “DIS ABUMINOTION. IMPOSIBRUH!!”

Guy: -stands motionless and silently- “............Well then. I guess his wey is not de wae...”

-curtain closes-

Random Knuckle in crowd: “DAT IZ DE WAE!!!”


General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +21 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 17.4ft (5.3m)
  • Length 1.0ft (0.3m)
  • Height 12.3ft (3.7m)
  • Empty Weight 1,829lbs (830kg)
  • Loaded Weight 1,829lbs (830kg)


  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 6314


  • Number of Parts 31
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 76