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Kaptain Dysentery

3,582 LordGardevoirX  2.1 years ago

Apologies for the rename...

This is a monster I designed ever since I was only a little boy. His name is Kaptain Dysentery, and he’s here to kick your booty. Do you know how I got inspiration for this guy? Go ahead, guess.


Roll to turn

VTOL and Trim controls both arms (AGs 1,2, and 3 for shoulders, elbows and wrists respectively, toggle AG8 to turn them off entirely)

AG2 + Throttle for the talons

AG3 + Fire for the Acid Booger Shooter

AG4 + Throttle to fly (yaw to “fine tune” your directions)

AG4 + Fire to activate Energy Feather Scimitars

AG5 + Trim and VTOL for tail articulation

AG5 + Countermeasures to release Poison Gas

AG6 to Fire HEBST (High Explosive Ballistic Stinger Tail)

Warning: While flying, he is highly unstable, so just be aware of that

P.S. R.I.P. Stephen Hillenburg, Creator Of Spongebob


General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 35.5ft (10.8m)
  • Length 30.3ft (9.2m)
  • Height 22.0ft (6.7m)
  • Empty Weight -4,734,385lbs (-2,147,483kg)
  • Loaded Weight 8,382lbs (3,802kg)


  • Power/Weight Ratio 1.608
  • Wing Loading 75.7lbs/ft2 (369.8kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 110.7ft2 (10.3m2)
  • Drag Points 11263


  • Number of Parts 203
  • Control Surfaces 0