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Banan stab *meme*

33.8k Hayhayjam664  2.0 years ago
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Auto Credit Based on bjac0's Stab the banan

A monstrosity from the past

moderators feel free to remove this if it infringes any rules

around 2 years ago I built this "machine" following a series of forum posts in which people stabbed bananas with random things such as forks and alarmingly large knifes

One of these forum posts can be found here

Credit to @bjac0 for the original banana

Ag1 and VTOL

Ag3 to blow up the banana

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Stab the banan
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 33.1ft (10.1m)
  • Length 34.9ft (10.6m)
  • Height 21.1ft (6.4m)
  • Empty Weight 14,000lbs (6,350kg)
  • Loaded Weight 14,000lbs (6,350kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 9651

Parts

  • Number of Parts 137
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 407
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    19.9k MAINE

    We The People are tired of the Triggered. Too many people care way too much about their feelings and how what they do affects others. I could understand if you actually made something hateful. But, stabbing a banana is just stabbing a banana. We can all feel ashamed we allowed such a traumatic event to occur ... Oh wait should have I used the word DRAMATIC.. IDK anymore.
    I don't use pronouns. I just call it like it is.

    I think we having more pressing issues than feelings. Such as Ash borers, hurricanes, COVID, mob violence, murder hornets and much much more. Maybe one day we can get back to work and solve these kinds of issues instead of caring so dang much about offending each other. It's just petty to worry about every little offensiveness one can dream up. It's time to stuff those morons back into their lockers.

    Oh and if this bothers ANYONE. You know where the sun doesn't shine so head on over to that place.

    +2 2.0 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    because I thought id torture some more innocent minds @rexzion

    2.0 years ago
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    28.7k rexzion

    im scared why is this public just now

    2.0 years ago
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    28.6k destroyerP

    @Hayhayjam664 ah i see, forgot that new feature exist

    2.0 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    hehe W h y n O t.... @GenrichTitov

    2.0 years ago
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    44.4k GenrichTitov

    w h y

    2.0 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    Lol I uploaded it as an unlisted 2 years ago. I used the publish feature @destroyerP

    2.0 years ago
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    28.6k destroyerP

    wait is this just posted or...
    why are there comments from two years ago?
    this is confusing...

    2.0 years ago
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    a piece of art

    +1 2.0 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    hehe quite litraly @bjac0

    2.0 years ago
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    Noooooooo this is tormenting

    2.0 years ago
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    34.9k Noname918181

    Stab the banan

    2.0 years ago
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    54.5k bjac0

    ah, now this is a blast from the past

    2.0 years ago
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    16.0k edensk

    lol

    3.2 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    Haha that is what went through my head when making this XD @edensk

    3.2 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    Haha it probably would of been taken down for violence or something of the like and also it was sorta spam at the time @WarHawk95

    3.3 years ago
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    33.9k WarHawk95

    Holy cow @Hayhayjam664 why didn't you upload this as 'public' ?!? It would have min. 182 upvotes

    +1 3.3 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    Haha we need to kill these vile creatures @WarHawk95

    3.3 years ago
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    33.9k WarHawk95

    Oh damn

    +1 3.3 years ago
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    3,774 Mmdben

    I'm glad I found this.

    +1 3.3 years ago
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    This joke was stollen from raccooneggs 2018 vid con video it’s at 3:24

    3.9 years ago
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    ...

    4.0 years ago
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    28.6k destroyerP

    Oof

    4.0 years ago
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    6,162 Spectre2520

    Oh god...
    (Lol) @Hayhayjam664

    4.0 years ago
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    33.8k Hayhayjam664

    Lol I really am a monster I think I killed you with fright and the horrors of the banan XD @jamesPLANESii

    4.0 years ago
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