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Tales from the review page.

39.8k Awsomur  2.2 years ago

I have a unique hobby, something I’ve been doing for many years. I like to go to the App Store, go to different games, and read the reviews. And believe me, it is a goldmine of forum post material.
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I decided to go see what people are saying about SimplePlanes. And oh boy: it was wild. I chose a few of the best (or rather, worst) for your enjoyment.


Those darn borkin wings. Can’t believe it’s been a whole year and the wings are still borkin.


Has it occurred to you that maybe you’re using an old and crappy device? You can’t expect the game to run on every single iOS device. Unless of course you’re a child.


Really? Nothing at all? Does the game launch? If not, then nothing works, but I’m pretty sure it did. If you want to give honest feed back on the game, then good. But this is just silly.


“Best game ever”
1 star
Seems logical to me.


Ripoff of what? And why the devil faces?


Well this didn’t age well, did it?
Nukes are still a good idea.


What’s RailfanEthan doing here???
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And now, my personal favorite:
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Alright moderators, you heard him. You’ve got until 2:20 tommorow...... or else.
Seriously, this is so gosh darn hilarious. Not only is he absolutely pathetic for asking his account back, but to ask on the Apl Store review page? That’s got to be a first. He also admits that he’s underaged,,and in case you wondered yes his name on the review is also his SimplePlanes username. He’s still banned (according to him for 10,000 days), but he’s got at least 4 more years until he’s gonna be back here.

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SimplePlanes is a really good game, but it’s definitely not faultless, so it’s good that the devs can see feedback. And it’s also great that we get to see these dumb commenters humiliate themselves.

-The Awsomur

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    39.8k Awsomur

    Coming later today
    Been busy this morning
    @thefalkenreich

    2.2 years ago
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    4,506 Bman01

    These people confuse me@Awsomur

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    Creepers can’t even do that much damage when you think about it. As long as they don’t get inside the house the only thing they can do is minor wall damage.

    Another one I saw was someone saying that Minecraft needed to be deleted because it stole her boyfriend from her.
    @Bman01

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    Absolutely
    @Destroyerz117

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    No he wasn’t.
    @Bman01

    2.2 years ago
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    as an experienced player I can confirm, the wings borking is this games biggest problem

    2.2 years ago
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    4,506 Bman01

    I read some Minecraft reviews, one literally was
    Remove creepers
    1 star
    THEY BLEW MY HOUSE UP AND I WORKED SO HARD ON IT FOR DAYS REMOVE YHEM THEY ARE SO ANNOYING
    all typos from real review
    @Awsomur

    2.2 years ago
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    4,506 Bman01

    Who is acepiot58, is he well known

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    Wanna see my epic Minecraft world
    @RailfanEthan

    2.2 years ago
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    lol
    no i didn't make that comment, i've been busy playing minecraft

    2.2 years ago
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    100k Wallaby

    @Awsomur lol

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    I checked before I uploaded: his account is definitely still banned.
    @ForeverPie

    2.2 years ago
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    100k Wallaby

    @Acepiolt58

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    We’ll be on SimplePlanes 2043 by then.
    @Stormfur

    +1 2.2 years ago
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    15.0k Stormfur

    Maybe in 10,000 days he will be old enough to come back to the site lol

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    Read the reviews for Minecraft. Some of those paragraphs are better than Shakesphere.

    @Armyguy1534

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    I guess the original was just.... designing airplanes in real life?
    @Oski

    2.2 years ago
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    39.8k Awsomur

    These reviews are already out there in public for all to see, so I don’t see anything wrong with having a little laugh over them. I’d never make fun of legitimate criticism of the game, which is why I only picked ones that were obviously invalid complaints.
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    And besides the last one, I’m not calling out anyone here on the site (as far as I know), so it’s unlikely the people who wrote these will ever see them.

    @jamesPLANESii

    +1 2.2 years ago
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    takes off
    bork
    Bork
    Bork
    BORK

    2.2 years ago
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    “Borkin”
    I love that word for some reason

    2.2 years ago
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    4,506 Bman01

    Honey! The wings are borkin’ again

    +1 2.2 years ago
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    Be careful man. A dude a while ago was banned for making fun of people who are having issues with the game... so yeah I’d probably remove this if I were you :/

    +1 2.2 years ago
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    @Oski SP, Cause what else would it copy if there isn't any other like it?

    2.2 years ago
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    That last guy doesn't know the meaning of life

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    10.2k Xenotriver

    Now my question is, if SP is a ripoff, what was the original game?

    +2 2.2 years ago
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