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  • Jundroo when Making the Stock Planes be like: 27 days ago

    Written directly in XML, like Andrew intended.

    +7
  • So.. in the topic of cars 3 months ago

    Transmission is horrible in SP.
    Its basically direct drive. Lots of speed, no torque to speak of.

    +4
  • [Teaser...?] Rejected Liability 20 days ago

    Is… is that a ship????

    +3
  • I’m leaving…. 2 months ago

    Literally nobody said anything.
    You might want to wait for someone to comment before doing your "gotcha" next time.
    Hoser.

    +3
  • I DID IT! I REFUELED IN AIR!!!!!! 3 months ago

    Moments later they were shredded by the propeller like the big guy in Indiana Jones

    +3
  • Oil 2 days ago

    @Majakalona I think that's your opportunity to make a trade.
    Or get deported.
    One of the two. Depends if Fred the CIA agent is feeling more imperialist or racist today.

    +2
  • Fishbed 4 days ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Do not the MiG-21

    +2
  • Info Theft 14 days ago

    Your vocabulary.
    “Info theft” sounded like espionage in this use.

    +2
  • Projects Sitrep 05/12/2024 20 days ago

    Hm. That’s definitely a plane.

    +2
  • [Teaser...?] Rejected Liability 20 days ago

    @TheMouse Yeah.
    Seriously, zoom in. You can see a faint red waterline and even a little blue from a brief.

    +2
  • Question: Where is the best place to tag someone? 20 days ago

    @Noname918181818181818181 @Speedhunter Get a room, you two.
    Seriously you’ve completely clogged this place

    +2
  • PEAS one month ago

    Well, you aren't wrong.

    +2
  • Taking a break, again :/ one month ago

    I break the Platinum chain.

    +2
  • 1812 Part 2: The Hosering one month ago

    @Yish42 Yeah I'm with Grain on this one.
    That explains so much.

    +2
  • NIKON NIKKOR Z800mm f6.3 VR S 2 months ago

    Sir this is a SimplePlanes

    +2
  • Toll Booth (very scary) 2 months ago

    @Majakalona I don't get it.

    +2
  • Toll Booth (very scary) 2 months ago

    @Majakalona If it's taken from Grain Guy's 60kg pile of uranium 235 then I'm happy.

    +2
  • Everything is fine 2 months ago

    @ColonelRelford Alternatively, you could have joined the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, waited for the collapse, and then stole everything.
    Seemed like it worked for the oligarchs.

    +2
  • Toll Booth (very scary) 2 months ago

    Why is it glowing?

    +2
  • Dinklecopter 2 months ago

    @Majakalona Bombs away.

    +2
  • Pz.Kpfw. VI Tiger Ausf. H1 (Writers Crusaders) 2 months ago

    Wasn’t this thing stolen?
    I’m not entirely clear on what exactly that person stole and what they modified.

    +2
  • Microfighter 2 months ago

    Looks good.
    A few nitpicks, however:
    -Paint goof: Shiny tires.
    -Wish there was a way to turn off gyros.
    -Curious where the HUD came from.
    -You forgot to invert the flaps after mirroring. All they do is roll in one direction. Remember, fully-body mirroring is your enemy. It WILL mess things up.
    -Some stability issues, but in complete honesty I have zero clue what you could do about that.
    -Concerned by the small size of the engine intakes. Possibly flame-out risk?
    -Air brake looks awkward not being flush with the body.
    -Leg room is taken up by wheels, very uncomfortable.
    -Need telepathy to retract landing gear, open canopy.
    -Balance is rather heavily impacted by firing missiles. Perhaps consider flaps set to trim to counteract this? Never seen it done myself, so it'd be a new system as far as I've seen.


    Other than that, shows promise. First Silver craft, no?
    I'm wondering what the unit cost is. Some poking around with component prices leads me to suspect something in the ballpark of $7 million CAD per unit.
    Going off some math I conveniently found, I reckon this thing would cost about $20k CAD per day. A fuel load will probably run us something under a grand.
    That gun. Minigun? 7.62? How many rounds?
    I've seen varying prices on those cheap Interceptor missiles, but a general trends seems to be about $300k a unit. Issue is, I hear the Eel Protectorate's getting a special deal from Graingy for about half that, so we'd best be stingy with the rockets.
    Reminds me, what currency are we using?
    Regardless of all that, I think this has a lot of promise still. Could definitely help us keep the skies clear while more numerous and cheaper aircraft can do their work. One benefit is the single crew member, which is only one salary as opposed to the dozens that a squadron of cheap fighters would need.
    I am, however, concerned greatly by the potential to provoke a greater response from a certain Soian-owned enterprise. A few only will probably go ignored, though.


    I'll be in contact.

    +2
  • Anti Materie Plen 3 months ago

    The M2 medium called, it wants its machine guns back.

    +2
  • J-90 "Goliath" Turbofan Engine 3 months ago

    More like going off to war and finding out you've been cheated on.

    +2
  • Rocket boat 3 months ago

    A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

    +2
  • J-90 "Goliath" Turbofan Engine 3 months ago

    You see this sticker with the word “Gold” written on it?
    That means the chunk of copper I slapped it on is real pure gold!

    +2
  • Large plane project wings nearperfect 3 months ago

    GOOD LORD that thing is long
    The landing gear puts a Tu-95 to shame
    Bloody Barbie doll, that thing is.

    +2
  • The Lovejet II 3 months ago

    The inside of that jet better be E for Everyone, or I swear to all-!

    +2
  • Graingy Survey: Which is the Bigger War Silly? 2 days ago

    @TheMouse It's Grain, isn't it?

    +1
  • Graingy Survey: Which is the Bigger War Silly? 2 days ago

    @TheMouse Both.
    Oh, wait, now I know who ComradeSandman is.

    +1
  • i witsh planes were real 2 days ago

    @SimpleStupid Calm down.

    +1
  • i witsh planes were real 4 days ago

    They are.

    +1
  • THX FOR 900 POINTS 5 days ago

    This is actually pretty funny

    +1
  • THX FOR 900 POINTS 5 days ago

    heh

    +1
  • Have everyone noticed? 5 days ago

    @L1nus Well THAT is incriminating.
    WOW.

    +1
  • Have everyone noticed? 5 days ago

    @L1nus "banned shinygems first for reporting such an issue"
    I'm sorry What?

    +1
  • A bunch of videos of rocks rolling down hills 5 days ago

    A Lenin Roll?
    Really?
    The first one is good, however.

    +1
  • making a new type of plane 10 days ago

    @TheMouse Never could've guessed.
    I mean HOW it does that. Refresh rate? Other kinds of calculations? It's unclear.

    +1
  • yummuy 14 days ago

    Go on.
    Eat it.

    +1
  • Info Theft 14 days ago

    Espionage?

    +1
  • Xian MA60 Merpati Nusantara Airlines 14 days ago

    @Majakalona What?

    +1
  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 15 days ago

    @ThatKindaWeeb Just saying.
    Maybe not intentionally, but it's important to be aware that this kind of stuff does have consequences. I'm not like the French, but still, some definitions are important to not change too greatly.

    +1
  • BS65 teaser 15 days ago

    Tall MiG-29

    +1
  • Anyone know any good marine propeller suppliers? 16 days ago

    @TheMouse Well, do tell me if you find any companies or organizations well-suited to the production of variable-pitch bronze marine ship propellers.

    +1
  • Anyone know any good marine propeller suppliers? 16 days ago

    @TheMouse Those propellers look horrendously inefficient.
    I'm hoping to secure a supply link for models much alike what the Fillets already use.

    +1
  • Anyone know any good marine propeller suppliers? 16 days ago

    @Majakalona I would place doubts in the quality of anything sourced from places such as that.

    +1
  • Jousting Wasp 16 days ago

    @Majakalona Not the case, I'm afraid.

    +1
  • Jousting Wasp 16 days ago

    @Majakalona What do you want.

    +1
  • Didn't I kill this orange with a blender? 17 days ago

    Modern geopolitics are quite something.

    +1
  • I ruined ur pfps pt. 7 17 days ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover You can't lose a track to a land mine on most airplanes because most airplanes don't have tracks.
    You seem to have "fixed" that.
    Good job, hoser.

    +1