but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?
@JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.
Thanks @AndrewGarrison for choosing a logo that's easier to remix into saying wacky and uncharacteristic things.
It is 200% happening by the time the game launches.
@Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard! Ahem
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
@PlaneFlightX
->Loads up SimplePlanes.com
->Clicks on someone's profile
->Sees a car
->Anger.JPEG
->Angrily contact Moderators to get this Rtard banned
->Get banned for causing trouble I can't believe this is happening. SimplePlanes really has fallen
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 Agreed.
Though I doubt such high-end crimes would be committed by an iPad toddler, unless you’re saying that’s what iPad toddlers grow into.
I think suspected children should be
1: Informed of the age requirement
2: If likely meeting requirement, given tips on how to talk less obviously like a child (because it’s awkward).
@TheCommentaryGuy @Pan @LunarEclipseSP
Great!
You three seem to know who this is.
Now, who the heck is this hoser?
They sound controversial and I NEED drama!
(But like seriously what the hell is going on here.)
@IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”
“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
No stop this is too funny I demand you cease this tomfoolery right this instant!
+5God, this!
+5Like boi I upvoted the teaser cuz it looks neat or something not because I actually want to, or am realistically able to, play it!
Ehh just slap some more ducttape on and fill the holes with bubble gum and it'll be good to go
+5Never would have guessed that SimplePlanes would have the video game industry's biggest melons...
+5but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?
+5@JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.
+5r/Noncredibledefence is in shambles right now
+5the video quality makes it 3x as good
+5It looks like something jeb would come up with if he was a weapons designer instead of an astronaut
+5there is no way anyone (without a supercomputer) could play this. looks good but still, way overdone to the point of being unplayable.
+5Is it a heavy cargo plane?
+5When someone tickles your neck:
+4Stuff like this work of art
+4For added artistic benefits you could sit in a chair that slams you in the groin at random intervals ranging from 2 seconds to 18 minutes
+4Take your meds
+4Thanks @AndrewGarrison for choosing a logo that's easier to remix into saying wacky and uncharacteristic things.
+4It is 200% happening by the time the game launches.
is this active?
+4Previously known as DJRianGamer004, DJRianGamerUwU, Airbusfan12345, Amogusisded, DJAerospace001, DJRianGameriscool, AnimeGirlLover2010, AnimeGirlLover2009, AirbusA321XLR, HololiveFan, HololiveFan2009, HoshimachiSuiseiMyBeloved, TupolevTU144Charger, DJAirlines, AtlasAir747MyBeloved, A330neoISGOATED
Have you changed your ways?
+4@Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard!
+4Ahem
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
@PlaneFlightX
+4->Loads up SimplePlanes.com
->Clicks on someone's profile
->Sees a car
->Anger.JPEG
->Angrily contact Moderators to get this Rtard banned
->Get banned for causing trouble
I can't believe this is happening. SimplePlanes really has fallen
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 Agreed.
+4Though I doubt such high-end crimes would be committed by an iPad toddler, unless you’re saying that’s what iPad toddlers grow into.
I think suspected children should be
1: Informed of the age requirement
2: If likely meeting requirement, given tips on how to talk less obviously like a child (because it’s awkward).
@TheCommentaryGuy @Pan @LunarEclipseSP
+4Great!
You three seem to know who this is.
Now, who the heck is this hoser?
They sound controversial and I NEED drama!
(But like seriously what the hell is going on here.)
She hogs on my wild till I grumman
+4@Mousewithamachinegun123 @JP11 Either of you two want popcorn?
+4Someone ask ShinyGemsBro too. Blocked or not I think we all need a bag for this show.
a stick
+4HE JUST LIKE ME!
HE JUST LIKE ME FR!
+4Stroking my block rn
+4Andrewsha Garrison
+4@Monarchii 3000 drag?
+4Well, good to know that my 400 meter long flying ocean liner isn’t going anywhere too fast!
Bee Twentee nien
+4@IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”
+4No it is not.
+4Little land
+4Inhales
TANKS WE WANT TANKS YES ANY SORT OF TANKS BIG TANKS SMALL TANKS PROPANE TANKS ARMOURED TANKS HEAVY TANKS LIGHT TANKS OIL TANKS WIDE TANKS SELF-SEALING TANKS BURNING TANKS T-34S BICYCLES WITH MOTORS AND GASOLINE JERRY CANS NATURAL GAS TANKS SUPERTANKERS BAD BOX OFFICE PERFORMANCE MY GRADES GRANDMA TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE THAT FLUID THAT SPRAYS ON YOUR WINDSHEILD SO THE WIPERS CAN GO EEEP EERRPP EEEP ERRP EEEP ERRP TO WIPE OFF THE BIRD SHIT GREASE TRAPS FISH TANKS LIZARD TANKS SNAKE BOXES SNAIL HOMES ANT HOMES FIRE ANT NATION THE BOX THE DINOSAUR FOSSILS ARE IN INFANTRY TANKS SUPERHEAVY TANKS LANDKRUISERS AN IOWA CLASS BATTLESHIP BEING DRAGGED ALONG THE FREEWAY BY TED THOSE WEIRD-ASS MECHAS PARADED AROUND BY THIRD-WORLD SHITHOLES WITH HALLOWEEN-GRADE POWER ARMOUR BALLOONS IN THE SHAPES OF TANKS TRUCKS WITH "TANK" PAINTED ON THE SIDES OVERPOWERED WAR THUNDER PREMIUMS SPROCKET TANK DESIGN CREAMS AND PASTES POURED INTO DRUMS WHILE THE SUPREME LEADER WATCHES WITH A SMILE FOR SOME REASON A VEHICLE NAMED MOTHER LATER FALLING UNDER THE CLASSIFICATION OF "MALE" THE UNYIELDING POWER OF THE FRENCH OMEGA BAGUETTE 2C THE PISS DRAWER THE AVERAGE AMERICAN COMMUTER CAR HER SEPTIC TANK A TODDLER IN A CARDBOARD BOX HOLDING A NERF GUN MY BIRTHDAY CAKE FROM A FEW YEARS AGO MEDIUM TANKS T H E S O C K SUBMARINES (REVERSE TANKS) BARRELS FULL OF RUM AND A YO HO HO JUGGED MILK BAGGED MILK MAPLE SYRUP THE BLOOD OF THE DAMNED IN A VIAL WHATEVER THE HELL A SAUSAGE IS BURIED PANTHER TURRETS PAPER TANKS PROPAGANDA PIECES TRACTOR PREY MY THREE FROZEN WATER BOTTLES THE DIVINE MIGHT OF THE SOIAN MAIN BATTLE TANK BOB SEMPLE TANK ENDLESS WAVES OF SOVIET TANKS CAVALRY TANKS LET'S FUCCIN GOOOOOOO!!!
+4Hehehe it looks so silly :)
+4Silly little guy
Triangle
Hehe concord fighter :)))
All it needs now is text that keeps getting smaller until you can hardly read it anymore
+4“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
+4@skittleChan He could have just said he liked fat chicks but noooo he had to talk all fancy like
+4What the fuck is this shit
+4Why
Why
Who the fuck asked for this?
Maluch?!?
"Previously known as Talon7192, Magnavox20MS233S, U2, DeutscheLufthansaAG, 100, Talon7192, All"
+4oh no
+4YOUR MAJESTY ANOTHER BUS IS COMING!
@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
+4It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
@Majakalona Literally stonks.
+416 upvotes cuz there's nothing else
people straight up ravenous
Holy fuck man don't
+4"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
+4(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
Fact: France and Italy are the same don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
+4Cyrillic is easy to ignore. Better than the other trolls I can actually read.
+4Also, this forum is totally gonna get taken down by mods lol
Kicking Fish is immortal.
+4Also, never knew there was a biplane once. Lost to history, in a way.
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore @s89Aerospace
+4BRRRVVV
I love Pizza builds on SimplePlanes.
+4Gotta be one of my favorite genders.
Helped me come out as a grain of sand from Mars :,)