It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "
On one hand, the victory over fascism is something to be celebrated.
On the other hand, we must be careful to not let Russia today mooch off this legacy they tried to steal without any honour or right.
Victory Day is for victory against murderous invaders. The Soviets did it once, and it must be done again.
I'm just gonna say it:
People who delete their accounts, unless legitimately in a bad place mentally for other reasons, are total losers.
Grow up. You can walk away, but if there's anything I'll call a secular sin it's the destruction of information.
Ah, but it isn't labeled mobile-friendly.
I Don't think I could run it.
...
OH! Is that a 20000 part battleship with the "mobile-friendly" tag?
Well, don't mind if I do!
grab the popcorn cause I'm ready to watch the competition between this and KSP 2.
...
tbh I'm betting on KSP 2 overall but I'm sure than Jundroo will put up a damn good fight
“SimplePlanes 2 would need to be a lot less "simple" in order to offer a truly new and interesting experience” FunkyTrees is rapidly approaching critical mass
Hmmm... (Google.com) (Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier) (Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons) (Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me) (How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars) (Joe Biden email) (What is ice cream) (Do they sell ice cream on Mars?) (How cold is ice cream?) (How cold is Mars?) (What is milk) (What can be milked on Mars?) (Eyeblech) (EYEBLEACH) (Nuclear bombs on mars shopping) (Do I have memory problems?) (Can sand get dementia?) (Does Joe Biden like sand) (Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way) (Do I have worth?) (Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix) (Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?) (Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples) (How to get picked up) (When will Mars sample return happen?) (Do humans discriminate against sand?) (Can sand join the US military) (Does the Russian military enlist sand) (Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war) (Eyebleach) (Does Chinese military hire sand) (Uyghur) (Does Canada have nukes) (Does Soia have nukes) (Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?) (How to cope with existential dread?) (Soian opinion of Weebs) (Soian citizenship application) (Can sand be Soian citizen) (Can sand work for Graingy?) (How to claim unpaid labour Soia) (How to find search history google) (How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)
"Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.
Great to hear the site is being kept!
Will there be some sort of clear marker, such as perhaps a coloured window, for SP2-only craft?
Also, will "Major Chad" be optional like VR is in SP1, or will he be mandatory? Personally I'd rather he was just an option. I prefer the SP world lifeless by default, with life being optional.
Reminds me of a joke (copy pasted from reddit):
An Airbus A380 is on its way across the Atlantic.
It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "
+26On one hand, the victory over fascism is something to be celebrated.
+15On the other hand, we must be careful to not let Russia today mooch off this legacy they tried to steal without any honour or right.
Victory Day is for victory against murderous invaders. The Soviets did it once, and it must be done again.
if I had a dollar for every byte in all these photos combined I'd have a quarter.
+15This is what I got for showing the true map of the USA!
+13THE MODS WILL NOT SILENCE ME!
WYOMING DOES NOT EXIST!!!
I'm just gonna say it:
+12People who delete their accounts, unless legitimately in a bad place mentally for other reasons, are total losers.
Grow up. You can walk away, but if there's anything I'll call a secular sin it's the destruction of information.
I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me
+12Since this thing is going to be serving till the 50s, would it be considered science fiction?
+9I still wonder who made this image.
+9I love it.
Annnnd that's another player I've outlived!
+8Classic Graingy W.
Bye! Don't, like, die or something.
I'd look rather suspect if you did.
Shows Kicking Fish
+8Virtually identical
Planes in the spaceship game, spaceships in the plane game.
+8Just as Andrew Garrison intended!
It's someone's birthday today.
+8Ain't that fun?
@JuanNotAnAlt I had a dream where Godzilla was made of wasp parts and died
+8Biblically accurate SimplePlanes
+8TO THE HINDEN-PETER!
+8puttering
explosion
"OH MY GOD"
"Joe, I am so sorry!"
"HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?"
Jundroo won't stop ME from landing on a sinking wreck!
+8dies
@LunarEclipseSP Yeah, that'd be cringe.
+8Hate everybody instead :)
We are gender-inclusive in our hatred of mankind here at Graingy!
Ah, but it isn't labeled mobile-friendly.
+8I Don't think I could run it.
...
OH! Is that a 20000 part battleship with the "mobile-friendly" tag?
Well, don't mind if I do!
grab the popcorn cause I'm ready to watch the competition between this and KSP 2.
+8...
tbh I'm betting on KSP 2 overall but I'm sure than Jundroo will put up a damn good fight
petition for jundroo to add "fortunate son" to the simpleplanes ost (if lawyers attempt to eat soul, distract with peanuts and loose change)
+8"mom can we get F-22 Raptor?"
+8"no we have F-22 Raptor at home"
F-22 Raptor at home:
Anyways look at this
+7“SimplePlanes 2 would need to be a lot less "simple" in order to offer a truly new and interesting experience”
+7FunkyTrees is rapidly approaching critical mass
Hmmm...
+7(Google.com)
(Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier)
(Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons)
(Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me)
(How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars)
(Joe Biden email)
(What is ice cream)
(Do they sell ice cream on Mars?)
(How cold is ice cream?)
(How cold is Mars?)
(What is milk)
(What can be milked on Mars?)
(Eyeblech)
(EYEBLEACH)
(Nuclear bombs on mars shopping)
(Do I have memory problems?)
(Can sand get dementia?)
(Does Joe Biden like sand)
(Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way)
(Do I have worth?)
(Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix)
(Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?)
(Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples)
(How to get picked up)
(When will Mars sample return happen?)
(Do humans discriminate against sand?)
(Can sand join the US military)
(Does the Russian military enlist sand)
(Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war)
(Eyebleach)
(Does Chinese military hire sand)
(Uyghur)
(Does Canada have nukes)
(Does Soia have nukes)
(Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?)
(How to cope with existential dread?)
(Soian opinion of Weebs)
(Soian citizenship application)
(Can sand be Soian citizen)
(Can sand work for Graingy?)
(How to claim unpaid labour Soia)
(How to find search history google)
(How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)
New SP war crime!
+7An AI that pleads with you not to restart or leave the level because it is genuinely sentient and fears for its life!
Holy shit
Dead post, I know...
+7lasers.
SimpleTrains when?
+7Someone: looks in "Highest rated all time" page for the 84th time on a tuesday (even though it never changes)
+7Rick: We're no strangers
@Pan Multiplayer is enforced
+6You must join every Sunday for two hours for an Andrewism sermon followed by worship.
"Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.
+6This thing has strong “flew once and killed its test pilot” vibes
+6If simpleplanes becomes the preferred piracy software I ain’t complaining
+6Boat: Instructions
+6Step one: Lump
Step two: Lump on top of Lump
Step three: Engine
Step four: Float
Step 5: ???????
Step six: profit
Pfft I was trying to find my comment, thinking it got deleted, and only then realized it was pinned.
+6Truly an honour lol
Wow guys I cannot believe it the Colod Wall!
+6fatass hypersonic missile
+6As an atheist I feel the need to tell you that you are going to hell.
+6where's the downvote button!?
I don't know why, but I feel that I really shouldn't blink right now.
+6Looks like the cleavers introverted cousin
+6when mom says "no eating crayons"
+6Link?
+5I haven't seen such things, aside from complaints about Indonesian government censorship.
Great to hear the site is being kept!
+5Will there be some sort of clear marker, such as perhaps a coloured window, for SP2-only craft?
Also, will "Major Chad" be optional like VR is in SP1, or will he be mandatory?
Personally I'd rather he was just an option. I prefer the SP world lifeless by default, with life being optional.
"My contributions feel like a free concert - others are enjoying the show without buying tickets."
+5What a loser.
At the beginning of the day things were all Wright, but when the wind picked up things quickly went left.
+5Hmmmm
+5Try chewing on a fork in a public place.
+5It attracts snakes.
Source: me
"No, This Isn't How You're Supposed to Play the Game!"
+5Waitwaitwait you can make tags?!
+5I don't see how this could go wrong!
Looks like a swastika.
+5Granted, not the Nazi one, but it's not always obvious.
No stop this is too funny I demand you cease this tomfoolery right this instant!
+5