15.1k TheFantasticTyphoon Comments

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 9 months ago

    Upvote this! We need to have a 1000 upvote champion to worship and sacrifice white-level users to!!!

    +11
  • "Tank" 9 months ago

    @Strikefighter04
    Taliban heavy bomber = man in hang-glider with some big rocks.

    +11
  • Don't screw with the SP community 9 months ago

    We are the champions!!!
    When the SP community come together we are unstoppable.

    +10
  • Daredevil 11 months ago

    The devs made a tournament!!!
    ...faints...

    +10
  • Im back, guys! 7 months ago

    You lasted eight hours! Well done!
    Your parents are worried...

    +7
  • B17 Crash in Connecticut, US 7 months ago

    When it comes to a duel between the ground and aviation the ground is yet to lose.

    +7
  • Emerald Sword 10 months ago

    @SuperSabre1945 Again! Read the rules!

    +7
  • When you try and attempt paneling in real life 11 months ago

    It's a real plane that's been built by either a drunken bronze user or me.

    +7
  • Music Today VS Old Music Rant 7 days ago

    I simply am unable to understand what modern singers are actually saying when they sing. It just sounds like garbled noises to me.
    I'm able to pick out the odd word, but that is all.

    +6
  • Happy Valentine’s Day! 3 months ago

    To celebrate I will:
    1. Watch a film.
    2. Cook a meal for two.
    3. Regret eating two meals.
    4. Go to bed.

    +6
  • Palace of Westminster 8 months ago

    BREXIT

    +6
  • "Tank" 9 months ago

    @Strikefighter04 Their air force is two squadrons of flying carpets.

    +6
  • New Moderator 2 months ago

    Please don't ban me for being overage.

    +5
  • Happy Birthday to Me! 9 months ago

    But your account is 3.1 years old...
    You were once an under-age user!

    +5
  • Hello I'm new here 10 months ago

    Probably best if you learn the hierarchy round here. This is a general rule, although there are always exceptions.
    .
    White (0-100 points): These users are the most inexperienced. Don't take advice from them, they usually don't know what they're talking about.
    Build Skill: Very poor
    .
    Bronze (101-1000 points): Although these user are more experienced that the whites they are still less knowledgeable than the higher ranks. Take their advice as a pinch of salt.
    Build Skill: Poor
    .
    Silver (1001-4999 points): These users are experienced on the site and build nice aircraft. Take their advice, but some with low silver rank may fit into the bronze category in all but points.
    Build Skill: Good
    .
    Gold (5000-24.9K points): Highly experienced users here! Feel free to ask for advice. They turn our high quality builds and are very experienced on the site.
    Build Skill: Very Good
    .
    Platinum (25K-?): These are the most experienced users. Anything they say is usually right.
    Build Skill: Exceptional
    .
    MOD (any level): These are the site moderators. They are always polite, very experienced and happy to help. Be careful though - it's their job to remove rude or "copycat" aircraft and forums and remove inappropriate content. They can also ban you.
    Build Skill: Exceptional
    .
    DEV (any level): These are the game developers. They will help you, if they have time. It's rare to see them post a plane and you only normally see them during updates, sales and tournaments.
    Build Skill: Often Poor, sometimes Good

    +5
  • Creations Based On GIFS 11 months ago

    WHO ON EARTH PERFORMS SURGERY ON A GRAPE?

    +5
  • Do you ever feel bad for the ship builders? 22 days ago

    I do feel sorry for them.
    I myself am not a ship builder, but I often extensively modify them for my own purposes. I have only built two ships completely on my own.

    +4
  • SimpleVirus one month ago

    You can predict the future.

    +4
  • No copy please 2 months ago

    Link to copied post?

    +4
  • Possible feaure 2 months ago

    This you can already do using XML.

    +4
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 2 months ago

    @Balatu
    Your existence annoys me.

    +4
  • Shahed 285 (1.9 update) 2 months ago

    It's twice as heavy as the actual helicopter! Goes to show the poor quality of the Iranian aerospace industry.

    +4
  • IKEA Semi Teaser! 6 months ago

    Things that Sweden produces:

    ~ Volvos.
    ~ Kogensssksjdavs.
    ~ SAAB cars.
    ~ SAAB Gripens.
    ~ SAAB Viggens.
    ~ SAAB Drakens.
    ~ Reindeer and similar deer.
    ~ IKEA furniture!!!

    +4
  • Antonov An-225 7 months ago

    "Here comes the vodka-burner..."

    +4
  • Covetous XII 9 months ago

    Being: Two builds, two features.
    Typhoon: Over 100 builds, zero features.

    +4
  • Tea-34 10 months ago

    This is an insult! We drink coffee as well.

    +4
  • A-10 Flying saucer 10 months ago

    This is how the GAU-8 Avenger came to Earth!

    +4
  • Playing SP on the TV! 10 months ago

    Now play it on a cinema screen.

    +4
  • MCS Null (OPV-0) 10 months ago

    @Linethesmarty
    How old are you?
    Your insults sound like those that my 8 year old brother would come out with.

    +4
  • Human stupidity amuses me. 10 months ago

    By commercial I assume he means airliner.
    .
    By airliner I assume he means the most common, the 737.
    .
    By 737 I assume he means 737 MAX.
    .
    By 737 MAX I assume he means massive fireball that kills everyone on board.
    .
    This means he's right.

    +4
  • Handley Page Victor B.Mk.2 10 months ago

    Tang0five: "Handley-Page Victor"
    Typhoon: ...purrs and makes small mewing noises...

    +4
  • How do I make fictional planes popular? one year ago

    Do a development and operational history for it, do teasers and make it look like it could be a real aircraft. Also have lots of detail.

    +4
  • Crazy morning 12 days ago

    I've also had a strange morning. I woke up at 5am to a fox attempting to eat our pet rabbit just under my bedroom window.

    +3
  • Bend the Curve - Pandemic Response Simulator 29 days ago

    I killed over 140 million people.

    +3
  • SimplePlanes ranks 2 months ago

    I am definitely not a pro.

    +3
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 2 months ago

    This has become my most upvoted post of all time, although not the most profitable in terms of points.

    +3
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 2 months ago

    I just accidentally ghost-tagged a moderator! Run for my life!

    +3
  • This Sunday, is the Daytona 500!! 3 months ago

    F1 is better. This is just driving in circles.

    +3
  • Trainer Jet Teaser 3 months ago

    What about "Valkyrie" as a name?
    It 100% hasn't been used before.

    +3
  • Sea Harrier FRS1 4 months ago

    Sea Harrier FRS1.
    The Harrier is a different aircraft altogether, and the Harrier FRS1 doesn't exist.
    .
    Also, calling an air combat victory murder is a bit extreme.

    +3
  • BAe 146 4 months ago

    I saw one of these today!

    +3
  • We need more tags 4 months ago

    Carrier-based = Naval
    Ground Attacker = Attack
    Dive Bomber = No Equivalent
    Interceptor = No Equivalent
    Warship = No Equivalent
    MPA = No Equivalent
    Rocket = Spacecraft
    Meme = Funny
    Criticism = Outlawed by the rules

    +3
  • Galleon Ship 5 months ago

    "Ye have made a grave mistake!"

    +3
  • HMS Prime Minister Boris Johnson 5 months ago

    HMS BoJo

    +3
  • IAR 80 6 months ago

    Oh, bravo!

    +3
  • AS-S-8 (Apocalypse Class Submarine) 6 months ago

    @Parshainaerospace
    Seeing as I am currently your attack submarine salesman...
    This isn't an attack submarine, but I suppose it is still worth you viewing.

    +3
  • [SPMRP] Icebergia's New Order 7 months ago

    @Parshainaerospace
    @thefalkenreich
    @FranzPeterSiegfried
    All actions involving China or Russia are non-canon.

    +3
  • Brot type D battleship 7 months ago

    You should make a gigantic guided missile battleship!

    +3
  • ok.....how??? 8 months ago

    Can't help I'm afraid. But that glitch looks cool.

    +3
  • MX Class crude carrier 8 months ago

    Here comes Iran.

    +3