Taliban heavy bomber = man in hang-glider with some big rocks.
We are the champions!!!
When the SP community come together we are unstoppable.
The devs made a tournament!!!
You lasted eight hours! Well done!
Your parents are worried...
When it comes to a duel between the ground and aviation the ground is yet to lose.
@SuperSabre1945 Again! Read the rules!
It's a real plane that's been built by either a drunken bronze user or me.
I simply am unable to understand what modern singers are actually saying when they sing. It just sounds like garbled noises to me.
I'm able to pick out the odd word, but that is all.
To celebrate I will:
1. Watch a film.
2. Cook a meal for two.
3. Regret eating two meals.
4. Go to bed.
@Strikefighter04 Their air force is two squadrons of flying carpets.
Please don't ban me for being overage.
But your account is 3.1 years old...
You were once an under-age user!
Probably best if you learn the hierarchy round here. This is a general rule, although there are always exceptions.
White (0-100 points): These users are the most inexperienced. Don't take advice from them, they usually don't know what they're talking about.
Build Skill: Very poor
Bronze (101-1000 points): Although these user are more experienced that the whites they are still less knowledgeable than the higher ranks. Take their advice as a pinch of salt.
Build Skill: Poor
Silver (1001-4999 points): These users are experienced on the site and build nice aircraft. Take their advice, but some with low silver rank may fit into the bronze category in all but points.
Build Skill: Good
Gold (5000-24.9K points): Highly experienced users here! Feel free to ask for advice. They turn our high quality builds and are very experienced on the site.
Build Skill: Very Good
Platinum (25K-?): These are the most experienced users. Anything they say is usually right.
Build Skill: Exceptional
MOD (any level): These are the site moderators. They are always polite, very experienced and happy to help. Be careful though - it's their job to remove rude or "copycat" aircraft and forums and remove inappropriate content. They can also ban you.
Build Skill: Exceptional
DEV (any level): These are the game developers. They will help you, if they have time. It's rare to see them post a plane and you only normally see them during updates, sales and tournaments.
Build Skill: Often Poor, sometimes Good
WHO ON EARTH PERFORMS SURGERY ON A GRAPE?
I do feel sorry for them.
I myself am not a ship builder, but I often extensively modify them for my own purposes. I have only built two ships completely on my own.
You can predict the future.
Link to copied post?
This you can already do using XML.
Your existence annoys me.
It's twice as heavy as the actual helicopter! Goes to show the poor quality of the Iranian aerospace industry.
~ SAAB cars.
~ SAAB Gripens.
~ SAAB Viggens.
~ SAAB Drakens.
~ Reindeer and similar deer.
~ IKEA furniture!!!
"Here comes the vodka-burner..."
Being: Two builds, two features.
Typhoon: Over 100 builds, zero features.
This is an insult! We drink coffee as well.
Now play it on a cinema screen.
How old are you?
Your insults sound like those that my 8 year old brother would come out with.
By commercial I assume he means airliner.
By airliner I assume he means the most common, the 737.
By 737 I assume he means 737 MAX.
By 737 MAX I assume he means massive fireball that kills everyone on board.
This means he's right.
Tang0five: "Handley-Page Victor"
Typhoon: ...purrs and makes small mewing noises...
Do a development and operational history for it, do teasers and make it look like it could be a real aircraft. Also have lots of detail.
I've also had a strange morning. I woke up at 5am to a fox attempting to eat our pet rabbit just under my bedroom window.
I killed over 140 million people.
I am definitely not a pro.
This has become my most upvoted post of all time, although not the most profitable in terms of points.
I just accidentally ghost-tagged a moderator! Run for my life!
F1 is better. This is just driving in circles.
What about "Valkyrie" as a name?
It 100% hasn't been used before.
Sea Harrier FRS1.
The Harrier is a different aircraft altogether, and the Harrier FRS1 doesn't exist.
Also, calling an air combat victory murder is a bit extreme.
I saw one of these today!
Carrier-based = Naval
Ground Attacker = Attack
Dive Bomber = No Equivalent
Interceptor = No Equivalent
Warship = No Equivalent
MPA = No Equivalent
Rocket = Spacecraft
Meme = Funny
Criticism = Outlawed by the rules
"Ye have made a grave mistake!"
Seeing as I am currently your attack submarine salesman...
This isn't an attack submarine, but I suppose it is still worth you viewing.
All actions involving China or Russia are non-canon.
You should make a gigantic guided missile battleship!
Can't help I'm afraid. But that glitch looks cool.
Here comes Iran.