The devs made a tournament!!!
Taliban heavy bomber = man in hang-glider with some big rocks.
It's a real plane that's been built by either a drunken bronze user or me.
@SuperSabre1945 Again! Read the rules!
Probably best if you learn the hierarchy round here. This is a general rule, although there are always exceptions.
White (0-100 points): These users are the most inexperienced. Don't take advice from them, they usually don't know what they're talking about.
Build Skill: Very poor
Bronze (101-1000 points): Although these user are more experienced that the whites they are still less knowledgeable than the higher ranks. Take their advice as a pinch of salt.
Build Skill: Poor
Silver (1001-4999 points): These users are experienced on the site and build nice aircraft. Take their advice, but some with low silver rank may fit into the bronze category in all but points.
Build Skill: Good
Gold (5000-24.9K points): Highly experienced users here! Feel free to ask for advice. They turn our high quality builds and are very experienced on the site.
Build Skill: Very Good
Platinum (25K-?): These are the most experienced users. Anything they say is usually right.
Build Skill: Exceptional
MOD (any level): These are the site moderators. They are always polite, very experienced and happy to help. Be careful though - it's their job to remove rude or "copycat" aircraft and forums and remove inappropriate content. They can also ban you.
Build Skill: Exceptional
DEV (any level): These are the game developers. They will help you, if they have time. It's rare to see them post a plane and you only normally see them during updates, sales and tournaments.
Build Skill: Often Poor, sometimes Good
WHO ON EARTH PERFORMS SURGERY ON A GRAPE?
But your account is 3.1 years old...
You were once an under-age user!
This is an insult! We drink coffee as well.
How old are you?
Your insults sound like those that my 8 year old brother would come out with.
Tang0five: "Handley-Page Victor"
Typhoon: ...purrs and makes small mewing noises...
Do a development and operational history for it, do teasers and make it look like it could be a real aircraft. Also have lots of detail.
Build the face of Andrew Garrison.
@Strikefighter04 Their air force is two squadrons of flying carpets.
Now play it on a cinema screen.
By commercial I assume he means airliner.
By airliner I assume he means the most common, the 737.
By 737 I assume he means 737 MAX.
By 737 MAX I assume he means massive fireball that kills everyone on board.
This means he's right.
The second one is a Sea Vixen. If I'm wrong I'm going to lose my job.
He destroyed the Brown Pearl so many times that it became real and sunk his cruise ship when he went on his yearly holiday/vacation in the Caribbean.
Pirates believe all whales are female (as in "Thar she blows!") However this simply isn't true, as a whale sits next to me in Geography and is definitely male.
@HarryBen47 He probably deletes posts after a while.
"Optimism is for he who is unprepared..." -TheFantasticTyphoon
Around 150 tonnes on average. The big ones can reach 670 in mating season.
We actually have a ride-on Jay Jay for small children at the museum I work at. It looks awful but is really quite popular.
SR2 is now a sinking ship, so the rats are swimming over to a slightly more stable vessel.
I think you mean F-86.
Upvoting comments doesn't impact points.
@Stormfur ...cough...Mini...cough...F-35...cough...AIM-9 Sidewinder...cough...Communism...cough
@ThomasRoderick And in thanks we bestow on the aliens of brrrtttt the power of a Soviet bi-plane that can fly backwards if it's a bit windy, so their airshows are more interesting.
@SuperSabre1945 You're not allowed to advertise your posts on other people's posts.
Can I build a U-2?
Most exceedingly excellent news!
The digits in 435 add up to 12, and the digits in 12 add up to 3, which is my favourite number.
So my OCD, too, is happy.
"Beware, the Death Cube!"
It's not a plane, it's an ekranoplan.
@Freerider2142 It's certainly well suited to its role!
Personally I believe your MP videos are some of the best videos on the site.
Can we swap places?
I put this one on a faster plane and caught up the USS Beast. Did you know it had the face of Andrew Garrison engraved on the underside?
I've done it in a plane.
@CruzerBlade Take off from Wright and fly at top speed for 3-5 minutes on bearing 247. When "Ye have made a grave mistake" comes up slow down and look slightly to the right. The Brown Pearl should appear there within a minute.
This place ain't big enough for the boat of us...
So few parts!