52.4k Tessemi Comments

  • GAMF-02A Camille 1.6 years ago

    Why are people so biased and unnaccepting here? I thought this was a nice community but

    A pair of tits

    AND EVERYONE IS SALTY.

    Like what the hell is wrpng with you people? Just let people do what they want.

    Its not a dick.

    But you laugh at dicks.

    +10
  • Messerschmitt Bf 109 E-3 Swiss 12 days ago

    How do you make such a good replica then just slap default gear on it...?

    +8
  • SR2 - Procedural Landing Gear one month ago

    Nice feature. Wrong game again tho ;)

    +8
  • New beta - 1.8.3 (Steam today, mobile tomorrow) 6 months ago

    Okay enough cuddling with the helicopters. GIVE US THE SR2 JET ENGINES THIS GAME IS
    SIMPLE P L A N E S for a reason!

    +8
  • GAMF-02A Camille 1.5 years ago

    i like these. theyre so well made.

    +8
  • The Lamest Beta Ever 7 months ago

    Well i played around a bit.

    Here are the things ive noticed

    1- It looks a lot better and it runs butter smooth now.

    2- the carrier is cool. Love the moving parts.
    Cant wait for the arresting cables and launch system.

    3- the water looks good... but its a bit too... plastic-y looking. It looks a bit like asphalt up close.

    Here is what i suggest.

    1- this game desperately needs a cloud layer and atleast some sort of color change the higher you get.

    2- the water needs a little fixup.

    3- you definitely need to redo all the engines. Atleast the sounds and particle effects. Orange goo wont do anymore.

    4- also, just how probably everone wants, slats, hollow fuselage and these cool jet engines from SR2!

    5- A new hud maybe. The game still looks ancient to todays standards.

    6-maybe a ingame map editor but thats asking too much.

    7-maybe a few more textures. Atleast for the airport and carrier.

    8- maybe just redo the map. That should be done in a day right?

    Thats all. Thanks. you've done a good job until now.

    +7
  • New Moderator 4 months ago

    @SledDriver SaltDriver

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  • 1.8 Beta now available 6 months ago

    Could we maybe have an xml feature to rename our missles? So we can make custom missles and name them ourselves. Would be nice to have more than 2 kinds of air to air missle. Lets say a guardian with a long range and a guardian with short range. We mod that ourselves of course. But being able to chang3 the name would make it easier. Like just an xml command.

    +6
  • How to post a good plane (for New Players) 11 months ago

    Step 1: make a decent plane.

    +6
  • A Set of Japanese Anti-Ship missiles one year ago

    How odd that there are no people inside.

    (Im sorry that was innapropriate)

    +6
  • Why do planes look better if they are made on windows? 5 months ago

    probably because us plats arent apple soyboys and use a real OS.

    +5
  • complex flapping-wing machine 8 months ago

    How were you able to make ot spin that fast? From my memory engine powered rotators dont turn faster than 1 turn per second. You inspired me to make a true turbofan with this mechanism. I just have to do it.

    +5
  • EXTREMELY DETAILED BOX 11 months ago

    This is ... stupid. Im sorry but why exactly is this a thing?

    +5
  • NO COPYING! Please. 4 months ago

    @Tully2001 sure. Whatever you want kiddo.

    +4
  • Harling Class Frigate EUN Harrison l 6 months ago

    Press F for harling.

    FFFFFFFF

    I didnt kill him i swear.

    +4
  • JAS39F-ANM Gripen (Girly Air Force) 6 months ago

    Pretty good but holy f that anime is pure trash

    +4
  • [WEBW] Boeing 777 - 9X (Lufthansa) 11 months ago

    Ill be honest this looks extremely sloppy and inaccurate. Especially the paintjob

    +4
  • Sorta Vol.Clouds one month ago

    @Laurentjames123 no.

    +3
  • Hover_engine 2 months ago

    @Brields95 its a futuristic engine with 14 different sounds you can choose from. I asked for this.

    +3
  • Daredevil 2 months ago

    Hey when are we gonna get the next update?

    +3
  • We're in a bundle! 5 months ago

    I wonder why SimplePlanes is paired with such bad games..

    Hmmmmmmm?

    +3
  • So where did i go wrong? 6 months ago

    Well... they all sort of look... too simlar. Just make something exiting.

    +3
  • not like True sky engine works for unity but... It does. 7 months ago

    @BACconcordepilot or put effort in the game cough

    +3
  • Upload with Screenshots 8 months ago

    THANK YOU

    +3
  • F-35 Lightning II 11 months ago

    @kerothehero the inlet is a bit further back isnt it?

    +3
  • FEP-1 AWACS 11 months ago

    hey! its the one from yukikaze!

    +3
  • EYE CANDY versus FLIGHT MODEL Result one year ago

    Why not both?

    +3
  • Focke-Wulf Triebflugel one year ago

    Here is a ü for you to copy and replace the u in Triebflügel

    +3
  • LTS's Air force one one year ago

    Oh the "my first build" card.

    I see.

    +3
  • F/A-18 D 1.1 years ago

    Ill be honest, the proportions are awful

    +3
  • F-32J 1.3 years ago

    Its sad that good designs like this go unnoticed and get outclassed by memes and crappy buit replicas.

    +3
  • Elliptical Motion 1.5 years ago

    Yo ur f-in awesome ! Respect!

    +3
  • ADF-01 Falken 1.6 years ago

    the wings are wrong

    +3
  • THE FUTURE IS FEISAR 4 days ago

    @MOPCKEDNISHE

    +2
  • AGT supercar 18 days ago

    that looks very good.

    +2
  • Hover_engine 2 months ago

    @jacephysicsboss true. but dont say that theyll get really upset at you. and theyll desperately try to defend apple for some reason. its funny... but a bit sad.

    +2
  • It has finally happened 2 months ago

    @Mmdben no... its a mod. its an important model that well seperate up and build back together in simpleplanes. thats all. the thing will run like a dream on any toaster.

    +2
  • It has finally happened 2 months ago

    @PorkyClown3 youre drunk. Go home.

    +2
  • How does a plane “not stall?” 2 months ago

    @Phoza rest in peace to that man

    +2
  • Part Saving SP Hacks 2 months ago

    If you build without drag calculation
    And 0 drag scale by either building out of parts with these properties or running a script afterwards, you can even make like 800 part builds perform reasonably well on mobile.

    +2
  • Stop being ignorant. And stop being afraid to post. 2 months ago

    @Natedog120705 1 about the complaining part.
    They complain about the mods. Thats all. Pc users do too. Theyre just really pushy about it and its annoying.
    Ios folks are really easily triggered i tellya.

    2 well.. an update a few months ago that happened after... 8 months and was... adressing barely half the things the people wanted. I see single developers work faster and better.
    I dont need to know how to make a game to tell that theyve been neglecting this game for SR2. Which noone seems to care about anymore already btw.

    3 i play the game because i like to build stuff. Duh.
    But having real fun is something that happens in other games. So i dont play it too much anymore.

    4 i just feel bad for people that put a lot of effort into things and dont get recognized for it. Thats probably how i feel about it. It doesnt have much to do with me though i stopped caring about upvotes or anything of the likes years ago.
    I mean of course its nice when something you made is exploding like crazy and people love it. But if not that doesnt really matter to me anymore.

    5
    Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
    M8, idk i just wanted to have fun with this game. Thats become hard overtime heh.

    6 ah yeah.

    Sorry bout that webw part.
    I just really dont like them somehow.
    Thats just my honest opinion.
    Bad thing from me to say im sorry.

    7 there was this walker mech that had boobie physics and people just started bashing the poor guy who made it for a little detail like that.

    Im not trying to be unreasonable here,
    Its just a reflection of my expiriences over the years in this community. Thats all.
    However, i wont apologize. I wanted to say all of this and i wont regret it.

    +2
  • Stop being ignorant. And stop being afraid to post. 2 months ago

    @BlackhattAircraft well.. not the entire community. There are people here with a heart of gold. Really. I mean that.

    Just a lot of the oldheads here just wanting this game to be some kind of puristic no mods type of thing.

    One person here i really started hating was because because he said something the likes of; i dont need to care about small fry like that.
    And that wasnt even about me.

    +2
  • Stop being ignorant. And stop being afraid to post. 2 months ago

    @BlackhattAircraft just saying that people shoudnt restrict their stuff for the sake of others. Not that they shouldnt complain. Read properly.

    +2
  • Stop being ignorant. And stop being afraid to post. 2 months ago

    Sure. Give me the hate. Come at me.
    Feed your own ignorance.

    +2
  • Promo video for my corp’s bomber 3 months ago

    Bruh

    +2
  • A few practice laps... hehe 3 months ago

    @Ryn176 its bound to a flight computer that is busy turning the ship back straight.

    so turns will end when you stop turning of course. otherwise it would slowly keep turning.

    +2
  • Markdown Formatting test/explanations 4 months ago

    This community is full of idiots no jokes.

    +2
  • Why do planes look better if they are made on windows? 5 months ago

    okay actually we're just good at it.

    +2
  • Smoke Trails 5 months ago

    @NathanMikeska youre a dev why not include these into the game?

    +2
  • why hasnt anyone made an invincibility mod before? 7 months ago

    @Chancey21 this is more about my hovercraft. i mean it runs fine and clocks in on gold prix in 44 seconds only but if it hits the ground a little too hard itll explode. as far as i remember, impact ignores health.

    +2