2,573 Nerfenthusiast Comments

  • [WEBW]My Last Plane F-16 and see you again 7 months ago

    i ran this on my phone

    +7
  • A forum made to make mean comments towards yourself. 10 months ago

    I like to waste space

    I really like to waste space

    I really really like to waste space

    look at all this wasted space
    this is fun wasting space
    I need to stop
    but it is so fun

    +6
  • Stuka Blyat! 2 months ago

    you must listen to this while flying this
    Comrade, Its time to feel down, I said comrade, Steel production is down, I said comrade, capitalists are clowns, You may need to sleep on the ground. Comrade, there's a place you can go, I said comrade, you'll have to trek through the snow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will fine many ways to spend your time. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be, I said comrade, realize motherlands dreams, but you've got to know this one thing. Rich man, ruins world by himself, I said no man, will have personal wealth. So just come here, to the USSR Our land stretches near and so far. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, I was once in your shoes, I said Comrade, we hate the Red White and Blues, I feel no man, better than me or you, the Aristocracy are fools. That's when, Lenin came up to me, and said Comrade, take a walk up the street, I made a place called the USSR. They can start you up with a farm. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, Its time to feel down, said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, Its time to feel down, said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be.....

    +5
  • hey im not dead 3 months ago

    likely the childish actions I heard others talking about you doing

    +5
  • when someone thinks your youtube SP channel is dead 26 days ago

    to gulag for them

    +4
  • Idk a livery (PLZ HELP!!!!) Oh and this is also a mini teaser (but not the official one) 11 months ago

    Crimson body yellow wings with red stars with a hammer and sickle near the ends of the wings

    +4
  • ANDREW GARRISON 13 days ago

    They should just hide your name as your tag has your name in it @Mod

    +3
  • RIP Grant Thompson one month ago

    I normally check newest first but this caught my eye fast

    +3
  • Cessna Citation X 2 months ago

    we are done with it anyways @QingyuZhou

    +3
  • A very useful input. 2 months ago

    this is a game changer we had what we wanted all along

    +3
  • What's the difference? 4 months ago

    One is more beautiful than the other

    +3
  • Is there anything an iOS user can do to prepare for the worst (Beta Testing) 7 months ago

    you could back up your device and it saves your planes @Strikefighter04 @BlackhattAircraft

    +3
  • Why was my Non spam post removed? 8 months ago

    Defiantly talk with a mod I personally suggest eternaldarkness as his is nice and professional about stuff @Potato21

    +3
  • lol 2019 8 months ago

    Looking at aviation memes this year

    +3
  • I got ksp 9 months ago

    you traitor. it is time for another death by sr2 firing squad

    +3
  • CVN-71 9 months ago

    im disregarding the instructions and downloading it on my phone

    +3
  • The Towers July 2001 11 months ago

    This is great and the fact you thought of doing this in memory of the tragic events of the eleventh of September

    +3
  • SR-71 Blackbird, Potato Edition 11 months ago

    Love how you said potato edition

    +3
  • An Even Simpler SimplePlanes Launcher for Mac Users 29 days ago

    or do what I did and buy it on the app store knowing that some mods will be added to the stock game

    +2
  • Plane Super Efficiency Challenge [Hard Challenge] Close one month ago

    can I add guns if I do a fighter @DPSAircraftManufacturer

    +2
  • The Express thinks this is a Spitfire. one month ago

    that looks like a Lancaster but a lot of avro's bombers look similar

    +2
  • Worst Aircraft Ever Made one month ago

    who ever wrote that has
    1. no tastes for aircraft
    2. no knowledge on planes what so freaking ever (he talks about the improvements to the DC-10 but not the improvements made to the comet wtf dude )
    3. and should never talk about planes again

    +2
  • SimplePlanes community upset about mods being removed from the game 2 months ago

    ios users never had them so we aren't bothered

    +2
  • F-82G Twin Mustang 2 months ago

    it was also meant to be a long-range bomber escort to replace the 51's that had trouble keeping up with the bombers

    +2
  • I-400 Class Submarine 2 months ago

    runs well on my phone @MintLynx

    +2
  • Comic Strip #7 2 months ago

    That ending

    +2
  • MintLynx's Drawing Contest Submission 3 months ago

    Two fixes make sure its a direct link and that you remove the s in https

    +2
  • Thanks for 2,500 points! 3 months ago

    congrats im almost there myself with exactly 2200 points at the time of writing this @Falcon2468

    +2
  • R.I.P Stratolauncher 3 months ago

    @Awsomur @ChiyomiAnzai @Axartar it would be funny if we as a community bought it

    +2
  • Companies in Roleplay [SLRP] 3 months ago

    and I had developed an orbital bombardment station that was deemed to op because no one thought to use asat missiles on it and so it got banned and im still mad at everyone for their lack of military knowledge @ChiyomiAnzai

    +2
  • help 3 months ago

    I fixed it my self, im a dumb dumb @Chancey21 @ChiyomiAnzai

    +2
  • Daks Over Normandy! 3 months ago

    D and are they doing static line jumps or free fall jumps

    +2
  • I am AdlerSteiner, signing off 3 months ago

    just remember "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us" a great quote by Alexander Graham bell, dont spend too much time looking upon the closed door

    +2
  • [SLRP] Space program 3 months ago

    cool can I destroy it?

    +2
  • Hi, I’m new. Also, I’ll put an introduction here as well. 4 months ago

    general Kenobi @belugasub

    +2
  • Enough of the role plays. 4 months ago

    that would mean that a lot of rp's going on rn would be banned @Spacedoge12345plane

    +2
  • Not Working 4 months ago

    my school chrome book is a piece of trash @Minecraftpoweer

    +2
  • Ok, this need to stop...QUICLY! 5 months ago

    ill get this so people can see it without clicking newest

    +2
  • Hello Goodbye 5 months ago

    Make sure to download and repost all the planes on your account @Roadrunner232

    +2
  • Well I’ll be darned 5 months ago

    298 followers and 29.8k points

    +2
  • Not an RV-8 Livery Challenge!! (Contest) 5 months ago

    ok I will find a way around the small weight added by the decals as im on ios @Sgtk

    +2
  • Making a Timeline of SimplePlanes Community History 5 months ago

    ah yes the great jelly crisis of 2016

    +2
  • New Steam patch is live, v1.8.304 6 months ago

    Can we get another tournament

    +2
  • New beta - 1.8.3 (Steam today, mobile tomorrow) 6 months ago

    great to see you guys still pushing out updates to a 4 year old game

    +2
  • 1.8 Beta now available 6 months ago

    this will be the best update so far

    +2
  • we need to stop air travel!!1!! 6 months ago

    did you know all car accidents involve ground vehicles

    +2
  • What is your favorite mission in-game? 7 months ago

    I have flown my XP-51 with part of a wing gone while the AI crashes as soon as it looses part of the wing@communisticbanana

    +2
  • Beechcraft T-6 Texan II 7 months ago

    I have seen inside the cocpit of these irl

    +2
  • Pinewood Derby Challenge 7 months ago

    most of the ones I tested would decelerate after hitting the end of the ramp but I knew a way to counteract that @Strikefighter04

    +2