11.7k JesusChrist Comments

  • Simple paneling 3.2 years ago

    Btw with tutorials like this you should write the full post on a text file first and then upload it all at once, that way there's no wait needed for a second part.

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  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke second test

    Edit: Weird, it works if it's on someone else's post, but not on yours.

    +1
  • Have you guys seen any UFOs? 3.2 years ago

    @Diloph Btw you can't have anything on the sides of the tag for it to work, for example A@Diloph or @DilophA doesn't work, but @Diloph does.

  • Have you guys seen any UFOs? 3.2 years ago

    Nope.

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  • - Parachutes and my lack of activity - 3.2 years ago

    Why did you post 2 million squares of varying colors here? Is this some kind of pattern i don't understand?

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  • Bacon. 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER At least you still have fingers. Ever noticed a change in 7's point count?

  • Bacon. 3.2 years ago

    My entire screen is covered with bacon, i can't see anything. Help.

  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    5 new comments huh? I wonder what they were.

  • Bacon. 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Bacon?

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  • Bacon. 3.2 years ago

    Eggs or Aircraft?

  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada RAM brain moment... what were we talking about again?

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  • Quick question 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER That's decided by the judge.

  • Quick question 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Well you better put at least the minimum amount of effort legally required, otherwise you might get sued for it.

  • F/A-18F Super Hornet V2.6 3.2 years ago

    For SimplePlanes

    I'm glad you clarified this, i was seconds away from requesting one of these for my air force, thanks for the disclaimer!

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  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada

    Ah yes let's remove this part of the bio now that I am gold.

    What was on that part before?

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  • Quick question 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Yes, the fine for not doing so is of about $0.89 (USD), not including taxes.

  • Minecraft Ender dragon 3.2 years ago

    @PPLLAANNEE This thing is even larger and never crashed my game once, so i don't think it's the size.

  • Welcome to the Hunting Grounds.. [TEASER] 3.2 years ago

    Rare footage of airplane who was the prey

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  • Quick question 3.2 years ago

    No, joke posts are fine though as long as you don't beg for upvotes and actually put some effort on them.

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  • Minecraft Ender dragon 3.2 years ago

    Also this thing tends to crash the game a lot, might have something to do with the guns, messing with those too much usually leads to crashes.

  • Minecraft Ender dragon 3.2 years ago

    Btw do keep in mind parts stay hidden in the designer if you save your plane* like that, so you should make sure to un-hide them with Ctrl+Shift+H before saving it. Not too big of a deal but i thought i should point that out anyways.

    *plane may not be actually a plane

  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke tag test

    Edit: Apparently tagging yourself no longer works.

  • Just some thoughts. 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter This is why always leave autocorrect disabled on my phone, not sure why it's even enabled by default in the first place.

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter Also "John comment numbers"? Who's John? Was that some weird typo?

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter A shame this post devolved into this, i liked it more when it was just funny comments popping up every second.

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER

    Maybe he shouldn’t have done what he did

    Just to clarify, here's how the "brutally forced" conversation went:

    Me: You know, this post having so many comments kind of loses it's magic when half of them are just counting...
    Hl: (I don't actually remember exactly what he said here, but it was something like "what should i do?".)
    Me: Stop and delete the comments you made just to increase the comment count, like the counting comments and the random keyboard mashing.

    Then he deleted most of his comments (even some that weren't spam), after that, he started calling me an idiot for no reason (you can scroll down to check). I have no idea why he did that, but something tells me he isn't old enough to be here...

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  • I found a bug 3.2 years ago

    It should clip through the ground just like in real life, this is a serious issue and we will look into issuing a hotfix update immediately, thank you for reporting this critical mistake. ~The Dev Team

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  • What's your highest liked comment? 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER He always writes like that, no idea why.

  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @Oxen go

  • The AI is trash. 3.2 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer The stuff i mentioned has been a problem and constantly complained about for years, a update like that would be great, but the devs never even commented on any of those things, so i'm not sure if it will ever happen. Maybe they're trying to finish SR2 first and then making a sequel to SimplePlanes that fixes all of that, but who knows.

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  • Physics 3.2 years ago

    I haven't seen much of a performance difference to be honest, both times i tried playing on high physics i saw almost no difference in performance or gameplay.

  • added controllable people like astronauts in simplerockets 2 3.2 years ago

    If they did add this it would only work with a new preset cockpit, not the custom ones added in 1.11. Plus i'm not sure if the game can even support this kind of stuff to be honest.

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  • agility 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter You tagged striker twice lol

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  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada k lol

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  • Game soft locking in designer when trying to edit the craft instructions 3.2 years ago

    @7 For me it sometimes adds a invisible character at the end of every line that messes up formatting, no idea why that happens.

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  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @Tsuchiisan go back

  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @Tsuchiisan Imagine ever sleeping in the first place

  • Guys..... 3.2 years ago

    @xNotDumb There, done it.

  • [Teaser] Der deutsche Tornado 3.2 years ago

    Aren't jets supposed to have a gap between the fuselage and the inlets? Also T.

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  • The AI is trash. 3.2 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii We don't talk about the ai. Or the undo button. Or the mirror button. Or the floating point errors. Or the fuel consumption.

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  • What's your highest liked comment? 3.2 years ago

    @Bellcat I think he wanted a link for your most upvoted comment, not a in-depth description of what it was lol

  • Game soft locking in designer when trying to edit the craft instructions 3.2 years ago

    Someone else said this happened to them as well, you should report it here also.

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  • CAN ANYONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS POSSIBLE 3.2 years ago

    I don't think anyone here is willing to do something like this, especially not for free. You're better off commissioning an artist to make the map and then importing it to the game with a label.

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  • SP Aircraft SP-17 cancelled 3.2 years ago

    This is why i take a while to announce the stuff i'm building, if i give up on it, it will most likely be very early on before any posts about it.

  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming teleports back No it wasn't teleports away

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  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Why do you have so many of these? You know what, i'm out of here, have fun with your explosive food. teleports away

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  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming I'm fine. I always had only 9 fingers right?... Right?

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  • Guys please 3.2 years ago

    Just a reminder:

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO TAG ANY CURATORS FOR YOUR POST TO BE CURATED, ADDING THE VR TAG IS ENOUGH FOR THEM TO SEE IT!

    You only actually need to tag a curator if you want them to check if your plane works well in vr before you release it, but just adding the VR tag is enough for them to see your post and curate it if it works well there. There's no need to tag a curator on every post you make if you already know how to properly space out all the things on the cockpit.