Stop Signs do nothing to
actually stop the car
My biography is long now. Prepare to be bored bro...
I originally found SimplePlanes on the app store on Christmas of 2014. (WOW that's a long time ago!) I was looking for a hyper-realistic airplane designer for my brand new Kindle Fire tablet (which died when I was stupid enough to drop it face first off of my desk thinking nutin' would happen. RIP Tabby, 2014-2015). I thought I could make a 737 and a 747, but I had no clue what I was doing. I couldn't even make retractable landing gear (because my version of the game had no fuselage blocks and rotators, everybody else was like the U.S.A. and I was like ancient Egypt technology-wise). My tablet died. I used computers. I got SimplePlanes on PC, then moved to steam on the steam release of the game for FREE! Then I made my scrapyard 787 and posted it. I GOT NO UPVOTES AND CRIED ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE MEANIES!!! (just kidding.) Anyways, now I am at platinum and first page (how swag is that?), and I am swag now. If you are bored by this point, too bad!
Some tidbits about ME
•I make airliners
•I am a boss at drawing airplanes
•I have a dead youtube
•I am good at making people bored
•I am a 17 year old idiot.
•I like airplanes (nobody knew that)
•In Civil Air Patrol, C/Ssgt, soon to be C/Tsgt
~I love emails! firstname.lastname@example.org
Use my email address to send plane requests, video requests, help requests, and lunch requests. I won't do conversations on my email, leave those for the forums, Steam chat, or my discord
There it is, my story in a nutshell.
Steam Profile: MyPlanesAreAlbatrosses
Q: Will you spotlight me?
A: No. If you ask I see that as a red flag that you are desperate and greedy for upvotes. Don't ask and maybe you'll get lucky if you work hard.
Q: How about an upvote?
A: Same answer. NO.
Q: When will you post another replica?
A: Not for a very long time.
Q: You are bad.
A: You don't know how to ask a question.