7,181 BurkeEnterprise Comments

  • [HOS]Head sculpture of Andrew (pixel version) 9 months ago

    This is how you get banned

    +10
  • What is on your wishlist for the simple plane Developers? 2.6 years ago

    I'd say some sort of helium block? Like, probably flimsy and very draggy, but can be used to make airships! O yea, and maywar on iOS

    +6
  • Simple Statues 2.5 years ago

    For me, my time is spent like this:
    25% in editor
    10% in sandbox
    65% rebooting the game after it crashed

    +5
  • The fact that your plane has a nuclear explosion whenever you hit something or tap your prop on the ground in SP is obsolete and infuriating. 7 months ago

    This is THE bane of my existence when working with high torque piston engines. A part gets too much stress, and suddenly wow, I’m in orbit. You can’t even find out what went wrong, the damage should work on a system of deformity, not boom.

    +4
  • SimpleVirus 9 months ago

    It is corona now

    +4
  • I am leaving Simple Planes. 1.1 years ago

    @randomusername go for as long as you want, but deleting the account would be kinda a dick move. Your stuff is good and would be sorely missed

    +4
  • Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-17 1.7 years ago

    Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

    +4
  • Announcement 1.8 years ago

    Awww I was really hyped for SimpleWheels 2😞

    +4
  • Bismarck class Battleship mod. May 1940 1.9 years ago

    This... I don't even know what to say about this... it's like I'm staring at god itself.

    Holy hell this is good

    +4
  • Regarding reporting users/posts 2.0 years ago

    Salute to the best mod team of any site I've seen

    +4
  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4 months ago

    Man, DO NOT underestimate cannon explosion size, it will mess up your computer

    +3
  • D-LS 133 Scharnhorst 11 months ago

    Holy ever loving s##t...

    You sir, are the chosen one. This... this is incredible! My only gripe is the turning is too fast, but holy crap this is the best thing I’ve seen on this site!
    I might ask you for help in the future

    +3
  • VM Red Revolution 2.2 years ago

    The engines, at full power, will play the soviet anthem through gear shifting.

    +3
  • Boeing B-29 Superfortress 2.2 years ago

    *slips plane file into pocket to steal your wing technique

    +3
  • Running Mech 2.3 years ago

    Designed for speed

    9mph😂

    +3
  • GTS 4 jahre 2.3 years ago

    Probably your best looking boat. Jood gob

    +3
  • Curtis P-40 Warhawk 2.4 years ago

    Nice job! Controls realisticly, but it's pretty underpowered, so I'd use the turboprop, and it pitches downward without flaps so maybe tweak the wings. Other than that, good job!

    +3
  • QC-12.121 Heavy 2.5 years ago

    Good to see you putting more detail in your builds

    +3
  • Velocoraptor 2.6 years ago

    @Awsomur my reply to that dude was probably my best ever: "santa's not real either"
    That bastword reported me

    +3
  • Velocoraptor 2.6 years ago

    @Awsomur didn't mean to yell, I'm just fed up with other j.p. Fans. (I'm one of them) I just recently was (in all caps) screamed at in a facebook group, saying that I was (I kid you not) a "stupid scientist" :l bent on "ruining his childhood" and then I see your comments. I'm sorry about my rant there, I hope you can accept my apology

    +3
  • Mi_26 meme 2.6 years ago

    guys, you forgot Andrew garrison

    +3
  • Scout Eagle 2.6 years ago

    resisting urge to create alt account and upvote this again

    +3
  • GOD IS GREAT 4 months ago

    BEER IS GOOD

    +2
  • Transition of SP humanoid frame 7 months ago

    Five years later, SP human version 47693586 has escaped the game through the internet and is building his real form somewhere in Siberia

    +2
  • [HOS]Head sculpture of Andrew (pixel version) 9 months ago

    I am going to make this fly in a ridiculously convoluted way whenever I get time

    +2
  • GP 14 dinghy 9 months ago

    I managed to get her to 100 mph on 60 mph winds
    You need to build more boats dude

    +2
  • Fuselage art 2 1.1 years ago

    Damm, I didn’t know we were the same age

    +2
  • Airplane quality? 1.1 years ago

    Well, it depends on a mix of skill, timing, presentation and luck.
    If you have all of those except skill, you won’t go insanely far but you’ll certainly do ok.
    If you have skill and nothing else, you’ll probably get lost in new

    +2
  • Blimp No.5 1.2 years ago

    Bit overpowered forwards wise, but really awesome nonetheless.

    What did you use for the neutral buoyancy?

    +2
  • NEVER ENDING CHALLENGE 1.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane I know, I've been checking them out for half an hour

    +2
  • NEVER ENDING CHALLENGE 1.8 years ago

    Man, this is an amazing idea! Really brings out the new players! Can't wait to see the builds that come out of this

    +2
  • The Lamest Beta Ever 2.0 years ago

    IT AINT DEAD!!!!!!! YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

    +2
  • Any sp New Years resolutions 2.0 years ago

    Actually doing something

    +2
  • NEW HIGHLY DETAILED PROJECT 2.1 years ago

    Dude, where did you come from? A noob doesn't just be this good

    +2
  • Cringy teenage rant on Christmas 2.1 years ago

    @F104Deathtrap there's too much white. The temp dropped from -7 to -46 in a couple hours last week so everything is covered in white frost. The sky is white, the ground is white, everything that shouldn't be white is white. I literally haven't seen the sun in a week and a half.

    +2
  • Guess The Airship! 2.1 years ago

    @F104Deathtrap it's half sized, looked up the length/ width on Wikipedia, half sized it and made a long can, then moulded it.

    +2
  • CubCrafters Top Cub 2.1 years ago

    Woah crap! Where can a 15 year old go gliding! That's literally my dream!

    +2
  • Experience The Thrill of 2-D 2.2 years ago

    Detailed replicas that fly like wet poop

    Half of all builders in a nutshell.

    +2
  • GTS Sowjet 293 2.4 years ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
    Unsinkable?

    *iceberg plans in shadow

    +2
  • Paradise Island 2.4 years ago

    jurassic park theme plays on harmonica

    +2
  • RailfanEthan’s Sweet Beans 2.4 years ago

    Bean flavoured tic tacs

    +2
  • Velocoraptor 2.6 years ago

    Amazing velociraptor btw.

    +2
  • Velocoraptor 2.6 years ago

    Y'all a bunch of uneducated fanboys. It's not a matter of belief, or what "looks cool" these are (once) living animals who ate, slept, raised young and lived the same way animals do now. Saying that you reject scientific fact (which it is) on a purely scientific matter is like me saying that I personally think that humans look cooler if they had wings and horns, so I believe that they must.

    U should do research on paleontological sites and not the Jurassic park fan page @Awsomur @Chancey21

    +2
  • McDonnell Douglas MD-11 KLM [READ DESCRIPTION] 2.6 years ago

    Hey, this is probably the best md-11 on the site. Could I have your permission to make a Canadian Airlines livery? (It's my favourite airline)

    +2
  • Is SimplePlanes safe? 2.7 years ago

    @RailfanEthan except for hoards of twelve year olds

    +2
  • Is SimplePlanes safe? 2.7 years ago

    @FastDan I've never heard of that. I remember the jelly wars

    +2
  • Mil Mi-26 2.7 years ago

    (Plane lifts off ground as a hammer and sickle fade into view)

    !listen while picturing

    +2
  • Delcom Rapidus-07 2.7 years ago

    @Delphinos Ok then!
    Btw, I was planning a tribute plane before you made your new account. Would you be ok if I made it?

    +2
  • GOD IS GREAT 4 months ago

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKpQRjj_WbU

    +1
  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4 months ago

    @SuperRoto and 1000 ejects you from the planet

    +1