1,602 AerialFighterSnakes Comments

  • Don't screw with the SP community 1.2 years ago

    Also why would someone insult the SP community? That’s very brave of them. If I see someone insulting the SP community I’ll go after em with a double barrel shotgun, blast em to bits, blow his limbs off, give em something to really complain about with my double barrel aimed at him ready to blow him up, no mor him when I’m done with him, I’ll blow his dang head clean off it’s shoulders. Kill the aviation hater, teach em about messin with a gansta aviation nerd, he will think I gone insane, my shotgun gone insane. I will blast OHHH his head off. Double barrel shotgun, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Bang!!! Bang!!! And OHHH he done. Then I load F-14 with napalm ready to OHHH fire bomb his house to save the world (I’m sorry, I just had to. It’s my battlecry. XD).

    +12
  • SPITFIRE!!! 7 months ago

    Smile,
    Sweet,
    Sister,
    Sadistic,
    Surprise,
    Service,
    SPITFIRE!!!

    +10
  • Creeper 1.2 years ago

    I have some words to say...
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    I'm a Creeper
    Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
    Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
    I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
    But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
    Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
    Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
    I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
    Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
    .
    Oh hai, I'm a creeper
    So nice, nice to meet ya
    Is that the time? It's time to leave
    And tick
    Tock
    Tick
    Tock
    .
    Boom boom boom!
    I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
    It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
    I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

    (Pew, pew, pew)
    .
    I do what I wanna
    Move aside, mama
    Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!
    I take control, then I'm gonna
    Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
    That'll take its toll
    When I'm on a quest to invade
    Detonate your soul!
    Fizz like a lemonade then blow
    So you'd better stay indoors
    Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
    You'll be dying, lying in gore
    Darling, ow, what you crying for?
    Did somebody break your diamond sword?
    .
    I'm the volatilest sort
    What a violent force
    That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
    When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"
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    Boom boom boom!
    I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
    It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
    I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
    .
    It's official
    A ballistic missile
    Couldn't get this result
    I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
    So you'd better shiver when you hear that sizzle
    Fffffo shizzle!
    .
    Take a listen!
    It's a premonition of my mission
    Death by demolition!
    If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
    To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission
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    White hot raps
    I got stacks
    Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
    I got a lot
    Ocelot
    Fight off cats
    If I'm feeling nice, then I might not...
    BLAST!
    .
    Boom boom boom!
    I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
    It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
    I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

    My hobbies and interests include going...

    BOOM BOOM BOOM!

    +9
  • kanata one year ago

    It's the nature of time
    That the old ways must give in
    It's the nature of time
    That the new ways comes in sin
    When the new meets the old
    It always end the ancient ways
    And as history told
    The old ways go out in a blaze
    Encircled by a vulture
    The end of ancient culture
    The dawn of destiny draws near
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    Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
    60 to 1, the sword face the gun
    Bushido dignified
    It's the last stand of the samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
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    As a new age begins
    The way of the warrior comes to an end
    As a new age begins
    The ways of the old must apprehend
    It's the nature of time
    That the old ways must give in
    It's the nature of time
    That the new ways comes in sin
    An offer of surrender
    Saigo ignore contender
    The dawn of destiny is here
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    Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
    60 to 1, the sword face the gun
    Bushido dignified
    It's the last stand of the samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
    .
    Until the dawn they hold on
    Only 40 are left at the end
    None alive, none survive
    Shiroyama
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    Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
    60 to 1 the sword face the gun
    Bushido dignified
    It's the last stand of the samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
    60 to 1, facing the gun
    60 to 1, culture undone

    +8
  • Bend the Curve - Pandemic Response Simulator 5 months ago

    We can evacuate quarantined cities and saturate them with B-52s dropping germX.

    +7
  • Update 2.0.001 - SimplePlanes 2 Mobile Beta 6 months ago

    Removed Andrew Garrison. I died XD@BaconAircraft

    +7
  • H-101 Alicanto one year ago

    The perfect helicopter doesn’t exi...

    +7
  • UH-1 Huey Vietnam War 1.6 years ago

    Some folks are born made to wave the flag
    Ooh, they're red, white and blue
    And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
    Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
    Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
    Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
    But when the taxman comes to the door
    Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
    Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
    Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
    And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
    Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

    I’m gonna cry if you guys don’t know the name of this song.

    +7
  • Ta152 6 months ago

    Noice video. It almost looks like stock footage from WW2.

    +6
  • Soldiers tools people 7 months ago

    Link to helicopter? Or do we have to

    Build The Helicopter?

    +6
  • I remade the Lego City commercial in SP 8 months ago

    A man has farted into the river in LEGO city. A man has pooped in the new rescue helicopter. Build the nuke, and make the city fall into the river. Oh the humanity.

    +6
  • Grumman F-14A Tomcat 1.4 years ago

    I have some words to say about this,
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    Revvin' up your engine
    Listen to her howlin' roar
    Metal under tension
    Beggin' you to touch and go
    Highway to the danger zone
    Ride into the danger zone
    Headin' into twilight
    Spreadin' out her wings tonight
    She got you jumpin' off the track
    And shovin' into overdrive
    Highway to the danger zone
    I'll take you
    Ridin' into the danger zone
    You'll never say hello to you
    Until you get it on the red line overload
    You'll never know what you can do
    Until you get it up as high as you can go
    Out along the edges
    Always where I burn to be
    The further on the edge
    The hotter the intensity
    Highway to the danger zone
    Gonna take you
    Right into the danger zone
    Highway to the danger zone
    Right into the danger zone
    Highway to the danger zone
    Gonna take you right into the danger zone
    Highway to the danger zone
    Right into the danger zone
    Highway to the danger zone
    Gonna take you right into the danger zone
    Highway to the danger zone
    Right into the danger zone
    .
    I’m gonna cry if you don’t know the name of this song.

    +6
  • Ice Bucket Challenge at the "Jundroo Offices" (ie - my house) 1.4 years ago

    Exactly how long was he holding in that pee? I can hold my turd in for about a day or 2 until it prairie dogs and I have to let go of the nuclear bomb and everyone dies. The End. They should use me in war!!!

    +6
  • GE9X 8 days ago

    Finally. The perfect engine to power my washing machine.

    +5
  • Baymax one month ago

    Badaladaladala

    +5
  • steve (minecraft) 4 months ago

    Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!@EliteArsenals24

    +5
  • EVA-01 (Locked) 8 months ago

    Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
    Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare...
    .
    Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
    Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
    Hohoenderu Anata
    Sotto Fureru mono
    Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
    Unmei sae mada shiranai itaike na hitomi
    .
    Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
    Sono senaka ni wa
    Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
    Hane ga aru koto...
    .
    Zankoku na tenshi no tēze
    Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
    Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
    Omoide wo uragiru nara
    Kono sora wo daite kagayaku
    Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare

    +5
  • Villager landing craft 1.1 years ago

    Through the gates of hell,
    As we make our way to heaven,
    Through the Nazi lines,
    Primo Victoria!!!
    .
    We've been training for years,
    Now we're ready to strike,
    As the great operation begins.
    We're the first wave on the shore,
    We're the first ones to fall,
    Yet soldiers have fallen before.
    In the dawn they will pay,
    With their lives as the price.
    History's written today.
    In this burning inferno,
    Know that nothing remains,
    As our forces advance on the beach.
    .
    Aiming for heaven though serving in hell,
    Victory is ours, their forces will fall!!!
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    Through the gates of hell,
    As we make our way to heaven,
    Through the Nazi lines,
    Primo Victoria!!!
    On the 6th of June,
    On the shores of western Europe, 1944,
    D-day upon us!!!
    .
    We've been here before,
    Used to this kind of war,
    Crossfire grind through the sand.
    Our orders were easy,
    It's kill or be killed,
    Blood on both sides will be spilled.
    In the dawn they will pay,
    With their lives as the price,
    History's written today.
    Now that we are at war,
    With the axis again,
    This time we know what will come.
    .
    Aiming for heaven though serving in hell,
    Victory is ours, their forces will fall!!!
    .
    Through the gates of hell,
    As we make our way to heaven,
    Through the Nazi lines,
    Primo Victoria!!!
    On 6th of June,
    On the shores of western Europe, 1944,
    D-day upon us!!!
    .
    6th of June, 1944,
    Allies are turning the war.
    Normandy state of anarchy,
    Overlord!!!
    .
    Aiming for heaven though serving in hell,
    Victory is ours, their forces will fall!!!
    .
    Through the gates of hell,
    As we make our way to heaven,
    Through the Nazi lines,
    Primo Victoria!!!
    On 6th of June,
    On the shores of western Europe, 1944,
    D-day upon us!!!
    Through the gates of hell,
    As we make our way to heaven,
    Through the Nazi lines,
    Primo Victoria!!!
    On 6th of June,
    On the shores of western Europe, 1944,
    Primo Victoria!!!

    +5
  • Villager helicopter 1.1 years ago

    News Reporter: Are you seeing this?
    Villager: No, I’m a helicopter🙂

    +5
  • ACS-45+ 1.2 years ago

    Noice. You should make an F-8 Crusader.

    +5
  • Tsar Bomba 1.4 years ago

    This bomb nearly destroyed the plane that dropped it.

    +5
  • RMS Titanic (Lifesized and sinkable) 2 months ago

    “Gentlemen, it has been an honor to play with you tonight.”

    +4
  • Bell X-1 8 months ago

    There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, 750 miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it: The sound barrier. Then, they built a small plane, the X-1, to try and break the sound barrier. And men came to the High Desert in California to ride it. They were called test pilots. And no one knew their names.

    +4
  • IAI Kfir C.2 11 months ago

    Kickstart fighter launch
    Throttle set to full
    Speed king race to win
    Afterburners roaring
    Ghostlike counterstrike
    Takes them by surprise
    Score 307
    Israelis rule the heaven
    Jordan attacks Israel crush that
    Futile attempt
    Control Jerusalem
    Drive back surprise attack
    Take the western wall
    Next day make them pay
    Over river Jordan
    Syria last in line
    Head for golan heights
    Strike without a warning
    See the Syria forces falling
    Syria attacks Israel crushed their
    Lines of defence
    Ruling golan heights
    6 days of fire 1 day of rest
    June 67 taught them respect
    Control Jerusalem
    3 nations fallen in 6 days of war
    Traitorous neighbours
    Received as deserved
    Under the sun in the dust of the war
    1 nation standing stronger than before
    First into Egypt and
    Sent them to hell
    Then turned their forces to Jordan
    Climb up the mountains
    Where Syria awaits
    Break them in hours
    Protect holy land
    6 days of fire 1 day of rest
    June 67 taught them respect
    Control Jerusalem
    6 days of fire 1 day of rest
    June 67 taught them respect
    Control Jerusalem

    +4
  • Remote Control Airplane Help! (Read description) 11 months ago

    Just put some pixie dust on it and OHHH your problems will OHHH be solved. Double barrel pixie dust, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Also glad to see you back. 🙂👍

    +4
  • Mike Patey’s view on the crash of Draco one year ago

    Brah just fix it with flex seal and flex tape (the super strong waterproof tape).

    +4
  • TRCS-13 1.3 years ago

    Who would win? A blazing forest fire threatening to burn helpless people and animals alive, or... one watery boi coming to save the day.

    +4
  • How pretty much everyone flies on SimplePlanes [Very epic, not click bait.] 1.3 years ago

    Ah, good point. And I must admit that is some pretty neat flying. That one that flew under the tree tho. There are not many trees in SimplePlanes. They are all near the hangers. Good luck flying under them. @jamesPLANESii

    +4
  • Ok so now the Brown Pearl FLIES?? 1.3 years ago

    Off to Neverland!!! XD I just had to.

    +4
  • AlienIndustries AL-06 Tipaklong 1.5 years ago

    The picture shows a katydid, not a grasshopper. I’m an insect nerd.

    +4
  • Magic school bus, but instead of learning, the class bombed Wright Airport one month ago

    Awww😞 cRUiSiNg oN dOWn mAIn sTReEt!!!@AWESOMENESS360

    +3
  • Magic school bus 2 months ago

    Please let this be a normal field trip.

    +3
  • Mr. Rick 6 months ago

    You know the rules, and so do I.

    +3
  • How to Zoom in for people who don’t know how to zoom in, because so many people here can’t 6 months ago

    Ok I know how to zoom in. The question is, hOw dO i zOOm oUt?

    +3
  • Avro Canada CF-105 Arrow 6 months ago

    Wasn’t the Avro Arrow an interceptor instead of a bomber?

    +3
  • CORONA KAMIKAZEE SPAWN 6 months ago

    I will get my F-14 Tomcat, load it with germ x, and personally give this virus hell!!!

    +3
  • Area 88 Challenge - Coming soon! 9 months ago

    Anyone: Ok, we got Area 51. Let’s raid Area 88 next.
    Shin Kazama: “Is this the only way I can live?!?!?! By taking people’s lives?!?!?!”

    +3
  • .exe has stopped working 10 months ago

    I have a fat pet grey tabby named Zoey. She’s soooooo thiccccc. And she’s so good to. She will sometimes randomly rub against your leg and if you pick her up she will hug your neck.

    +3
  • Bubble Ship 11 months ago

    “I can’t shake the feeling that Earth, in spite of all that’s happened, Earth is still my home.”

    +3
  • Crapenstein™ 11 months ago

    Why would you wanna approach this creep? That’s very brave of you. You don’t know what he might do besides scream at you. If I go up to him I go to him with a double barrel shotgun to blast off, blow his limbs off, give him something to really scream about with my double barrel ready to blast off and blow him up and blast him to bits. No more him when I’m done, I’ll blow his dang head off his shoulders. Kill the vampire!!! Teach em about messin with a gansta Murican, end his life. He’ll be thinking that I’ve gone insane, my shotgun gone insane, when I get ready to blast off like a Saturn V and blow OOOh his head off. Double barrel shotgun, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. Bang!!! Bang!!! And OOOh he done.

    +3
  • Diamond Pickaxe 1.2 years ago

    Why would you use a diamond pickaxe on a creeper? That’s very brave of you. Forget a diamond pickaxe, if I go up to a creeper I go up to em with a double barrel shotgun, to blast em to bits, blow him up, give em something to really hiss about with my double barrel shotgun aimed ready to blast him back to the past. No mor him. He will suffer, I’ll blow his dang head off his shoulders. Kill the creeper!!! Teach em about messin with a gansta nerd. Double barrel shotgun, blow it’s head clean off it’s shoulders. I will blow him up with my double barrel. I will blow off OHHH his head. Bang!!! Bang!!! And OHHH he done.

    +3
  • 1-1 Scale Paper Airplane 1.2 years ago

    When I use the wind to make it take off: cue earraep Harry Potter music

    +3
  • I See Your Phoenix Lights, and Raise You a TR-6A TELOS! 1.3 years ago

    Anyone: Storms Area 51.
    A-10 Warthog pilot: BRRRT!!!

    +3
  • Aichi D3A1 (Hiryu) 1.3 years ago

    I have some words to say about this...
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    TORA TORA TORA!!!

    +3
  • Thanoscopter 1.4 years ago

    Perfectly balanced as all things should be. Mr Stellarlabs I don’t feel so good. is snapped out of existence

    +3
  • A-190-400 Satisfying Landing 1.4 years ago

    100, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, B U T T E R

    +3
  • Bell UH-1 (Huey) v2.0 1.5 years ago

    I also have some more words to say about this,
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    .
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    Some folks are born made to wave the flag
    Ooh, they're red, white and blue
    And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
    Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
    Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
    Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
    But when the taxman comes to the door
    Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
    Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
    Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
    And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
    Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
    It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
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    .
    .
    I’m gonna cry if you don’t know the name of this song.

    +3
  • Republic P-47 Thunderbolt 1.5 years ago

    This thing can take a beating. I squared off with a Focke-Wulf Fw-109. We had an intense dogfight. Then the Focke-Wulf decided to ram the back of my plane. My plane stayed intact while the Focke-Wulf burned to death!!! :D Btw, I will shoot a deer, and watch it bleed to death!!! :D (I’m doing that to avenge grandma after she got ran over by a rain deer.)

    +3
  • Panzer VIII Mouse 1.5 years ago

    Ghost Division, more like Mouse Division. HA XD

    +3
  • Westland Sea King HU Mk5 1.5 years ago

    YES!!! SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A SEA KING!!!

    +3