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Poppa Ed

7,323 WarringMunky  4.0 years ago

If it's SP that is hacking my builds, this might be why.

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people would be very interesting.

Poppa Ed

Meet Edward Drake. He likes to introduce himself to the local young folk as Poppa Ed. He thinks it adds an air of trustworthiness around town.

Edward has many hobbies:

He's always early for the local Little League games. He likes to stand by the visitors section to welcome new children to town.

Hanging out at the local playground is one of his favorite ways to pass the time.

Edward enjoys waiting at the water fountain to let children know that it isn't *really* a crocodile. He knows the children are aware of this, but he likes to do it anyway.

Just for fun, sometimes he waits outside the playground restrooms to surprise any children after they're finished doing their business.

Edward doesn't like to spend very much time at the playground next to the police station, but sometimes he walks by to see if there's anyone playing there.

Whenever there's a new children's stage show in town, Poppa Ed is usually the first in line. He'll buy you a ticket if you want!

Every Sunday morning, you can find Edward waiting in the backyard of his good friend Father Gary. He's waiting for Father Gary to open up the church to see if he needs help at the Sunday School. Father Gary will let him know.

Sometimes Edward goes to the low-income housing complex to see if any of the poor working mothers need any free childcare services. He tells them he just wants to help.

Edward also has a computer. He goes onto the internet and finds message boards to popular online games. He likes to learn all he can about the games so he can show kids new things and gain their trust and respect. Someday he hopes he can meet some IRL.

Edward would love to meet new like-minded friends. People like him are everywhere, but it's very difficult to find them and he's always trying to think of new ways to catch their attention.

Do you know anybody like Poppa Ed?

*note: The walker worked at first but I saved and reloaded and now it's weird. Dunno what happened. It wasn't really the point and I wanted to get it out fast.

Pitch - Go

Yaw - Turn

Shoelaces were stolen from the amazing build linu - ver - 1.2 (fix for mobile).

Rotators modified from a fun little walker that has had many variants in this site.

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +14 bonus
  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 1.2ft (0.4m)
  • Length 1.7ft (0.5m)
  • Height 6.1ft (1.9m)
  • Empty Weight 3,114lbs (1,412kg)
  • Loaded Weight 3,114lbs (1,412kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 224

Parts

  • Number of Parts 122
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 468
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @LunarEclipseSP Edward Drake says helloooo as he drives by in his van waving at you & all the friendly children.....

    Whoa... lotta likes & a spotlight.... Thanks!

    +1 8 months ago
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    Hi Edward

    8 months ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    thanks foo the dooooot yo @Inuyasha8215

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    What a suggestive description.

    +1 4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    Thangs
    @abhishektyagi055
    @Reaper140
    @Thehunterstuka

    +2 4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @scratch
    @BuiltBionixInd10 @Evenstsrike333

    Thanks for likes and spots

    +1 4.0 years ago
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    @DickBrazen haha

    4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @Gbhole Just remember the line "people like him are everywhere, but they're very hard to find,"

    because it's true.

    4.0 years ago
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    its scary

    4.0 years ago
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    263 RiceBean

    He reminds me of Herbert from family guy.. wAnT a PoPsIcKlE?

    4.0 years ago
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    Ooh wee

    4.0 years ago
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    1,146 Rickyjasper2

    How fast is his grandmother

    4.0 years ago
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    Lol
    Nice!

    4.0 years ago
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    2,687 Reaper140

    This description gave me chills tbh

    +2 4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @SanitaterAirlines you could always reskin the rotators on Michael Jackson by QingyuZhou.

    4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @Bman01 maybe. I like it for sure.

    4.0 years ago
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    4,536 Bman01

    Can you make one with a gun? Maybe Re-skin it as his rival, officer Dawson (full name Tommy yamcan Dawson)

    +3 4.0 years ago
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    Maybe I do want to see him dance... @DickBrazen

    +1 4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @Gameboi14 dang, I'd keep an eye on that but not so that he gets the wrong idea.

    @SanitaterAirlines Edward can't sing and you don't want to see him dance, but yah

    @CalebRepublic thanks

    4.0 years ago
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    Reminds me of Michael Jackson. SHAMONE, HE HE!

    +1 4.0 years ago
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    26.7k Gameboi17

    One of my sinister neighbors act like Poppa Ed

    +2 4.0 years ago
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    Welcome @DickBrazen

    4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @Mercyaircraftcorporation danke

    4.0 years ago
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    Can you build a house for ‘poppa ed’.
    And lock the door.
    And throw away the key.

    +3 4.0 years ago
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    7,323 WarringMunky

    @PointlessWhyshouldi I was going to actually package him with pictures of puppies, but it didn't work out.

    @Bman01 Poppa Ed won't hold it against you, unless of course you want him to.

    @ACEPILOT109 And he wants everyone to know how nice he is.

    4.0 years ago
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